Zoe Saldana in Prabal Gurung at the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

Posted on January 13, 2014

Sometimes we think the E! camera operators are deliberately fucking with us. It always seems like they shoot the really fucked up dresses from an angle that gets you to think they’re normal, and just as you’re about to type “Zoe Saldana’s dress looks kind of pretty and interesting #GoldenGlobes,” BAM:

Zoe Saldana attends the 2014 Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills, California in a Prabal Gurung dress paired with a Bottega Veneta clutch, Christian Louboutin heels, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

Prabal Gurung Spring 2014 Collection

You get the full picture. The full, what-the-hell-am-I-looking-at Frankendress picture.

It totally looks like the designer had some sort of temper tantrum midway through sketching the look and some poor pattern maker and seamstress had to figure it out.  Or no; it looks like a Project Runway challenge where the designer had to make the top half of a garment and then they had to hand it off to … we don’t know… a crazy person? And they get to finish it.

The top half really is kind of pretty in an interesting way. We don’t mind going an unexpected route for the bottom half, but this really looks silly. And while we have no idea what kind of shoe should be worn with such an insane skirt, we’re pretty sure it’s not that one.

We used to think of her as a fashionista, but now we put her in the same category as Kate Bosworth; someone who used to hold that title but now has way more misses than hits in her style choices.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, IMAXtree]

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