• Coolekat

    Very flat.

  • Blair Sylvester

    My first thought was elementary school class pictures at an all girls school. Why oh why couldn’t my elementary school photos be styled by prada

    • Imasewsure

      Maybe Prada Portrait Day at Beverly Hills High????

      • Blair Sylvester

        bring your mommys bra to class day?

    • carlaaxtman

      My first thought was “The Plastics”, a la Mean Girls.

      • Blair Sylvester

        I can see that but they don’t do those class portraits past sixth grade in most cases . It’s more the staging

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      middle class girls’ basketball team. sponsored by prada. there’s a dream come true.

  • tallgirl1204

    Love the colors! Do NOT love the bra-on-the-outside color blocking (“brocking”?).

    • YouGoGlenCoco

      You mean lack of colours??

    • hughman

      Bradas.

  • Laura Renee

    Creepy looking dolls. I only like the shoe/stocking/purse picture — notably, no faces in that one (either the models’ or in the clothes).

    • conniemd

      I just cannot with random faces on purses or clothes. Now a T-Shirt with John Lennon and a pithy saying I can wear, because you are expressing something about yourself by who you like and what it says, but just faces to me are creepy.

  • Sarah

    Georges Braque with bejeweled legwarmers. Hard to look at.

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    Legwarmers and appliqued boobs. Not a fan. But the cheerleading team photo is nicely lit.

  • Danielle

    I always feel like somebody’s watching meeeeeeee

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      Tell me, is it just a dream?

      …..a really bad dream.

  • Tatiana Luján

    I feel the clothes have some sort of connection with Mattisse’s Red Room painting. I like it.
    Nevertheless, The bra colorblocking is ugly and unflattering.

  • Tatiana Luján

    suede can look so cheap when tinted in bright colors.

  • KateShouldBeWorking

    Here are some sullen white people selling you $400 legwarmers.

    • Rand Ortega

      CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING!!!!

    • Michael Martin

      To be fair, there are two token very-light skinned black women. Or maybe they’re just white women that have seen sunlight sometime this decade. It’s hard to tell.

  • MissusBee

    Reminds me of soccer teams, which is fun, even though I don’t like soccer.

    Overbra on mortals means you forgot your meds.

  • MilaXX

    Would love to have one of those bags.

  • Blair Sylvester

    smells like preteen spirit

  • crash1212

    Love those shoes. Love the bags. First thought upon seeing the group shot….too. many. faces.

  • Imasewsure

    Haute Benetton… but I kinda dig it

  • hughman

    Mean Girl Sorority at Clown College.

  • ovarB

    If I stare at this long enough does a dolphin pop out? No?
    Lawdy Pete these images make my eye balls buzz!!

    • alyce1213

      It made me feel a little dizzy.

  • IraKi

    The bra thing over the dress is a design element I find extremely unappealing.

  • stillnotalice

    The models faces made me thing CGI.

  • ojosazules

    That is some sensible footwear for Prada.

  • uprightcitizen

    Oh please, oh please let me see someone wearing tube socks (jeweled or not) without feet and clunky wedges on the street here in San Diego. Stuff that silly always brightens my day. But not that makeup and those expressions. Stuff that scary will ruin the previously brightened day. And P.S., those textured external bra things in the second to the last picture look enormous. If that’s the right size for these girls, what would these look like in a real-world size?

  • Funkykatt

    I can’t distinguish one thing from another. Too busy for my aging eyes.

  • Nonmercisansfacon

    Just in time for the 2014 Legwarmers World Cup.

  • DesertDweller79

    What’s with the legwarmers? Really?

    I, too, like the colors. But,…. really with the bra on the outside? No.

    Love some of the shoes and the bags.

  • demidaemon

    Hideous clothes, badly photographed. Ugh.

  • Vainte

    They are fembots. This is Prada’s tribute to Austen Powers.

  • J. Preposterice

    so lately whenever I see prada I think of the oliver sacks story about the patient who was an artist whose art got more and more abstract as his condition deteriorated.

  • anotherkate

    This was such a strange collection but I have to say–the shoes are fabulous.

  • titaness25

    If this is the future, I want no part of it.

  • quiltrx

    The clothes and calf-warmers are indescribably ugly, but man they make a hell of a bag.

  • nyll18

    They look like they want to eat my soul.

  • Therese Bohn

    Waxwork Barbies.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    You know, when I was a little girl dreaming of wearing couture – well, let’s just say that little fantasy never included the howls of laughter that would surely arise if I tried to leave the house in some of these creations. Sorry Prada, but this is just fug.

  • Fred Vaughn

    Who is that black girl? She’s my dose of Vitamin FIERCE for the day!

  • Jackie4g

    There’s too much to look at all at one time. Headache inducing photos.

  • YoungSally

    Lord — it looks as and gym-uniform flat in the advert as it appeared on the runway photos. Sra. Prada….this may be a case where overuse of Photoshop would be TLo approved.

  • Trickytrisha

    Golly gee… how did Prada know I’ve been pining for bejeweled legwarmers? And silly-ass faces all over my clothes and bags. This looks like their version of Hello Kitty, with great shoes.

    • Qitkat

      I love the shoes! and not much else.

  • Gatto Nero

    Miuccia ventures ever deeper into cartoon land. She’s still testing the boundaries between beautiful and ugly, but with more humor.
    Love the shoes.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

    Strong Tropicalia vibes. Bat macumba hey hey, batman.

  • Qitkat

    This makes me think that the next season of AHS ought to be about fashion.
    So many possibilities. Giant hovering bodyless faces. Living mannequins who can never change their expressions. Taking the absurdity of the shoe industry to new levels. Creepy podiatrists (apologies to any BKs in the profession). Running with scissors.

  • iusedtobeelegant

    Custo Barcelona 12 years ago!

  • Anna

    I can’t wait to see Jena Malone on the red carpet in the Trompe L’oeil bra sweatshirts.

  • boweryboy

    Garish and tacky. The trompe l’oeil bras are the worst.

    One thing I can say about Prada is when I love a collection, I really love it, and when I hate a collection it’s not for a lack of being interesting.

  • Diego!

    I got dizzy…

  • Jessica O’Connell

    Perfect, I’ve always wanted a dress that makes it look like I’m wearing my bra outside of it!…said no woman ever…

  • dashwoodstole

    HATE the bra print top thing, what the fuck even is that, but I love the way this shoot is styled, especially the eyewear one. No bullshit, just pretty colours and good composition.

  • JimMcC

    Steven Meisel did the best he could, but this has to be one of my least favorite collections of the past couple years. It looks better here than it did on the runway, but that just means I’ve downgraded from repulsion to simple hatred.

  • lifeisastory

    I just had a flashback to the Benetton ad campaigns of the late 80s.

  • understateddiva

    These zombie-fied Prada ads never do anything for me. It’s somehow especially creepy with jeweled leg warmers. I mean, I find these clothes a bit silly, but their selling point is the exuberant color and whimsy. Why deaden that with somber poses?

  • Ann VerWiebe

    Too much color all at once! I can’t see anything!