Matthew McCounaghey and Camila Alves at the 2014 Golden Globe Awards

Posted on January 13, 2014

Oh, you two. We just can’t stay mad. We kinda tore you both to shreds the last time we saw you, but we can’t hate this:

 

 

Matthew McCounaughey and Camila Alves attend the 2014 Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills, California in Dolce&Gabbana.

 

We simply don’t have it in us to hate a man wearing a green velvet tuxedo jacket and vest – AND NOT LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL SMACKED ASS.

Are we wrong here? He’s pretty much making that green velvet tuxedo jacket and vest work. She’s wearing the only kind of dress she ever wears, but at least this one doesn’t look tacky, although it seems to be a bit snug across her front. Still, we have to salute them both. They’re being very true to their mafioso/stripper aesthetic, but they’ve classed it up a bit for the venue. His hair is still too high and too crunchy. Also, someone needs to have a talk with him about how to apply his bronzer evenly. Parts of his face look like they went to the beach and other parts look like they stayed inside for the weekend.

 

[Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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