Oh, honey. What have you done to yourself?
Madonna (with her son David) attends the 2014 Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California in Ralph Lauren.
Ralph Lauren Spring 2014 Collection
She could blink and move her mouth last night but that was all she wrote for her face. Add the grill and you’ve got a look that says “I really, really, REALLY hate getting visibly older.” Girl, you need to pump the brakes on your face-fiddling. Joan Rivers is a quarter-century older than you but it’s getting harder and harder to tell that.
She told Seacrest that David picked out their outfits and wanted them to dress alike. We don’t know how true that is, but if it is, he’s a sly little bugger. He looks a whole hell of a lot better in his version than she does in hers – and he looks like he knows it. Everyone always assumed that Lourdes was going to grow up to be Mama’s Little Upstager, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if David came out of left field to snatch the crown?
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