Katy Perry Style Double Shot

Posted on January 28, 2014

Okay, we really dont get what Katy’s doing. The Grammys dress was a big, awkward confection, but she seems to really want to embrace her inner Ethel Merman with these next two looks.

 

 

Katy Perry attends the Universal Music Group 2014 post GRAMMY party in Los Angeles, California in a Giorgio Armani metallic gown.

What’s with the trend for putting her in these busty dresses that obscure her waist completely? That’s such a terrible look for her; especially when you insist on the hair wreath. Having said that, the color’s really beautiful on her. Drop that waist a couple of inches and reduce those massive cups by about a third, blow out her hair and put an obnoxiously decadent cocktail ring on her and you’d have a look. Right now, she’s totally “Mafia Wedding, circa 1970.” And that’s not good.

We don’t even know what’ s going on here:

Katy Perry attends “The Night That Changed America: A GRAMMY Salute To The Beatles” in Los Angeles, California in a Dolce&Gabbana cape and gown.

Is this her “I’m so TOTALLY the fucking FIRST LADY right now!” drag or something? Because this honestly looks like a costume on her. We love the drama of a cape with a gown, but the shape of this ensemble isn’t remotely modern. And when you render it in that kind of nauseating flesh-toned (her flesh tone) pink and then top it off with yet another big up ‘do, it’s all doing nothing good for her.

What’s with the sudden interest in making her look bigger and older than she is? Is her stylist drunk or something?

 

 

[Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, Frazer Harrison/Getty Images]

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