Heidi Klum in Michael Kors at the Hollywood Stands Up to Cancer Event

Posted on January 29, 2014

Heidi Klum attends Hollywood Stands Up To Cancer Event in Culver City, California in a Michael Kors leather belted pleat dress accessorized with Martin Katz jewelry.

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[Photo Credit: Michael Buckner/Getty Images, IMAXtree]

    • julesj

      As if she isn’t showing enough skin on top, she has to hold the slit of her dress open with her hand?

      • Evan

        But who would’ve thunk that Heidi Klum would be absent from the tackiest Grammys in years?! Paula Patton is coming for your weave honey! Show that coochie!

    • Aidan B

      Without the slit I would have thought this was pretty good. She is Heidi, after all, and her golden globes are bound to want some air. But the tits AND leg? Too much, especially for the event.

      • ballerinawithagun

        Exactly, one or the other. And that belt comes up a little too high under her breasts, makes them look saggy. (I know we all wish ours looked like that…)

    • http://www.snoskred.org/ Snoskred

      Your breasts stand up to cancer is down the hall, Heidi. :)

      • kimmeister

        If that’s standing up, then they need to get better posture. :-)

    • jtabz

      Love Heidi, love this dress, but the fit in the bust isn’t doing either any favors.

    • LipstickForPigs

      Oh Heidi…

      • Nancer

        Never change! :]

    • Anathema_Device

      I like the runway belt better. That little buckles adds a lot. I agree with the others who have said legs or boobs, but then again, this is Heidi. This is practically demure for her.

      • tween00

        The belt buckle would’ve drawn attention from the golden boobage. Not allowed!! Nein!

      • MilaXX

        My guess is she is wearing the rung way belt, but has the skinny part with the buckle on backwards.

      • Carrps

        And the proportions look better with the sleeves down at the wrist as on the runway.

    • newleaf1

      Love the color. But a bit boobilicious, especially for the event.

    • Charles

      So close to being quite classy, but for the boob shelf and giant thigh slit.

    • Sarah

      Those are some serious woolly bears attacking her eyeballs. Step Away from the Volumizing Mascara, Heidi. I like her pendant. Neck down, business as usual.

      • marlie

        But other than the 18 coats of mascara, she’s suffering from the same complete lack of color on her face as Gwynnie. I actually wonder if some of it is the lighting & flashes, and if it looks so monochromatic in person.

        • Sarah

          I was watching TV last night, and I saw an ad for a famous brand’s new line of lipsticks, entitled “The Buffs.” It was a collection of nude lip colors, just like looking at a pantyhose display. I fear for the spring red carpets.

          • zenobar

            Remember “The Nudes” by…was it Clinique, or Lancome? That line was a big deal in 1990. So groundbreaking that women of every skin tone could achieve that corpse-like pallor.

            • Sobaika

              Did that really happen? Because I have yet to see a line of “flesh-tones” that actually cater to multiple populations instead of just beige. Same for pantyhose, actually.

            • marlie

              Even if they did, I don’t get why someone would WANT lipstick that matched the rest of their face. It’s rarely – if ever – flattering on anyone.

              (My mom went through a brown lipstick phase, and I’m still suffering from it.)

            • zenobar

              I know right?!

            • Sobaika

              I like natural lips! People just tend to pick something that matches their actual skin (which is STUPID, why not just apply your foundation over your mouth for all the good it will do you cadaverous fucks) instead of matching their lip color.

            • marlie

              Yes, there is certainly a distinction, and the ones who match their lip color to their face are getting it wrong (in my book). If people were going with an actual LIP color, I don’t think I’d be so bugged.

            • Carrps

              I knew a girl in high school who did that (i.e. spread her foundation on her lips). But she had bigger-than-Angelina lips, and she was self-conscious about them. This was before it was a cool look….

            • zenobar

              Ha! Well, “women of every skin tone” as far as the cosmetics industry was concerned. As far as I remember, none of the colors looked natural on anyone of any skin tone, myself included. The Band-Aid Effect, if you will.

              Then again, I’m at the super-pale end of the color spectrum, and I’ve yet to find any “flesh-toned” makeup (or pantyhose) that isn’t chalky, yellow, or blatantly, violently pink.

            • Sarah

              I don’t, but in 1990 I was a sophomore in high school, so my whole makeup world consisted of what Wet N Wild had to offer.

            • Saturnine

              Revlon started “The Nakeds” around that time too (maybe earlier). All earthy browns and tans. I loved that line.

          • mjude

            oh hell to the no!

            • Sarah

              That’s pretty much what I said to the TV. Incidentally, I am pale as heck, but I have pink lips. So pink that I don’t need much in the way of color, most days – I just use Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers. So, why on EARTH would I deliberately try to make my lips blend in with my face?!?? I would not, The Buffs. I. Would. Not.

          • Lanus

            I suspect it might all be piggybacking on the insane sales the Naked palettes have been having this winter. Which, you know, makes sense for everyday women with everyday jobs getting made up every day. They aren’t “The Formal Evening Out Palettes.”

          • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

            a pantyhose display – hehe!

      • kimmeister

        Mascara ads always crack me up, with their infinitesimally small caveat that live caterpillars were used to achieve the look rather than mascara, or something like that.

        • Sarah

          “Model featured is displayed with augmented lashes” but YOU can have yours look just like this if you use our product, even though the model COULDN’T.

    • Stella Zawistowski

      Hallo, Titsen! Wir haben Euch vermisst!

    • MilaXX

      It is a sad day indeed when a plunging neckline and thigh high split can read subdued, but yet on Ms Klum the queen of all things short, tight and shiny it does.

      • sagecreek

        When I saw the thumbnail, I thought, “wow, she’s actually going to be appropriate this time.”

        Then I scrolled down.

        • demidaemon

          Indeed. Indeed.

      • marlie

        She’s single again! She has no time to be demure and tasteful!

        • demidaemon

          The bodyguard BF is no more?

          • Jacob Bowen

            Yep. He’s gone!

      • mjude

        have you noticed she is sporting blank face too? wtf is going on in the world?

        • MilaXX

          Yes she is although it’s not quite as dead looking as Gwynnie’s.

      • 3boysful

        Yet I suspect that had this walked the PR runway, the Duchess himself would have had qualms about it being a tad vulgar.

    • sagecreek

      Really, Heidi? You couldn’t forgo the ubercleavage just this once?

    • lunchcoma

      Too booby for a dress styled for the daytime.

    • alyce1213

      Hi I’m Heidi! I’m on the market again. These are my boobies and here, I’ll show you my . . .

    • Garcia Loca

      For Miss Heidi, this is downright demure, and I love it. That necklace is hypnotizing, while the boobies finish the job.

      • kimmeister

        Ha, I literally did not even notice the necklace.

        • demidaemon

          How could you?

        • Jacob Bowen

          Neither did I…booby vision takes over.

    • ScarlettHarlot

      Please just put them away. For someone with such a gorgeous face I will never understand why she does everything she can to pull focus away from it with low-cut high-cut nonsense.

      • sagecreek

        Seriously. She’s a major professional with children, and she still acts like she’s trolling for a date at the junior prom.

        • Erica_Vuitton

          She DID just break up with her boyfriend/bodyguard so maybe she was!

          • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

            She did? Well, that didn’t last long, did it?

            • alyce1213

              In show business time or real time?

    • mlle

      With the slit and the boobs, she looks like she just threw this on as she was running over from the beach.

      • MoHub

        It really has the look of a knee-length bathrobe. But I blame Kors as much as Klum.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Do you really want to be the sexiest girl in the room at a cancer event? She couldn’t have worn pants and a jacket, maybe just this one time?

    • hughman

      MILF Druid.

      • @Biting Panda

        Ah, jinx.

        • hughman

          You owe me a Coke.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

        O-boobs Wan Kenobi.

    • marlie

      Of course Heidi is showing off boobs and thigh at a cancer charity event. I won’t say a darn thing about what Gwynnie was wearing now. I get that this is Heidi’s version of demure, and I actually like it on her, but it’s totally inappropriate for the event.

    • Judy_J

      She looks so much better without the bangs. But that belt looks like it’s holding up her boobs.

    • uprightcitizen

      At a certain point, I guess your boobs just need something to rest on when you go sans bra. And if that’s the case, what could be better than a big old snake belt?

    • DesertDweller79

      Pretty good for Heidi. It’s almost toned down enough for the event. Could have done without the slit in the skirt. Probably looked great when she wasn’t standing there posing. I like her necklace. (Ooh! A necklace on a celebrity!)

    • @Biting Panda

      Sexy Druid Priestess.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Daytime. Charity. Event.

      • sagecreek

        But mein boobies! Mein boobies must appear!

    • Erica_Vuitton

      Would it have killed you to throw on an ivory cami Heidi? LOVE that pendant though, that’s beautiful.

      • marlie

        Only Normals do that.

    • allcapsERINN

      Of course.

    • Inspector_Gidget

      Only Heidi could turn a Kors dress into a rackfest.

    • bertkeeter

      Looks great…awesome dress!

    • clatie

      there she is, slitty and titty

      • Imasewsure

        I think slitty and titty is the new short, tight and shiny for the more mature Ms. Heidi… terrific!!

    • butterflysunita

      For Heidi, surprisingly demure.

    • Dan_In_NYC

      This isn’t working for me on a whole lot of levels. But I will obsess on what’s setting of my OCD at the moment… the dress matches her roots.

    • Surely

      Nah. Too much slit. And it isn’t complimenting her legs that way.
      Don’t love the color on her either.

    • boweryboy

      It’s not short, tight or shiny but through the magic of Klum she manages to make it look like it’s short, tight, and shiny.

    • deelup

      When I stand up to cancer, I touch myself.

      • decormaven

        Snap!

      • kimmeister

        Now I’m going to be humming that Divinyls song all day!

      • demidaemon

        What an innovative way to raise funds!

    • crash1212

      Nothing about this look is working for me…or for her. Well, I like the ring…that’s it. Go home. Do better.

    • Cheryl

      Wellll, I don’t think you have to dress like your great grandmother because it’s a cancer event, but the front slit is just a little too much. Love that colour though. I don’t think that’s an easy shade to wear.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I like the color and the belt-now if they’d eliminated the slit and cut back on the boobage I would like it even more-but for Heidi, it’s almost a toned down look.

    • Anna

      Did she call Gwyneth ahead of time to discuss which body parts they would be exposing at this event? “OK, you’re going with showing some abs? PERFECT, that leaves me with my usual tits and thigh.”

    • Alfred Cox

      This is relatively calm for a Heidi look. The slit is unnecessary, but I like the “Cheryl Tiegs on vacation in 1975″ vibe that I’m getting. And her hair looks pretty.

    • frannyprof

      “Here is my vagina.”

    • Lilyana_F

      Oh hey, girlfriend, we almost missed your slit there. Thanks!

    • aahlife

      I think it is sad that Heidi is compelled to not let her skirt fall naturally, she has to move the fabric over so her thigh is revealed. Desperately hanging on to hotness.

    • conniemd

      She is wearing a necklace at least.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      In lieu of a bra, our Heidi wears a belt….

    • Kelly

      I think I like the model’s look better — no necklace, but with interest provided by the belt buckle. With Heidi’s look, I can see how the buckle might have competed with the necklace for focus, but between the two, I prefer the buckle. The necklace seems a little too dainty for the dress, and the bottom half is now awfully plain.

      • Lori

        I like the necklace, and appreciate that she’s wearing one, but I agree that it’s not right for this dress. Sigh. So close and yet so far.

    • Sharon Weiner

      I don’t get it, The Duchess is usually the first to say either boobs or legs, but not both.

    • quiltrx

      A GIANT BELT IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR A BRA.

      • http://vispreeve.tumblr.com/ Den Milano

        Exactly, LSP! ;)

        • quiltrx

          I guess I should have prefaced that with “oh my GLOB, Heidi!” ;)

          • http://vispreeve.tumblr.com/ Den Milano

            It’s over now. You missed the opportunity :) Btw, Heidi is totally showing her lumps to the world. ;)

    • greymain

      what a surprise.

    • Funkykatt

      She is looking saggy, time to put them away.

    • Tracy_Flick

      Teutonic earth mother goddess, with the boobs nature intended. I love it.

      • ailujailuj

        YES! I just went through and voted down all the negative boobie comments. that’ll teach ya…
        I love her boobs. Reminds me of Gia boobs – the most infamous boobies of all. the boobie grail.
        I came across topless photos of Ms. Heidi once and they were fucking awesome. You boobie haters are going to hell.

        • sagecreek

          Boobies are fine. I love mine, and they are awesome.

          IN THEIR PLACE.

          This was not the place to flash boobies.

          • ailujailuj

            agree… I should have been clearer: I disagree with comments that they’re saggy, which they very much are not, inappropriate as they may be!

    • http://vispreeve.tumblr.com/ Den Milano

      Girl, that’s not your color!

    • Kirstin McAulay

      To stand up to Cancer Ms Klum will be demonstrating mammogram techniques and technology…

    • suzq

      Why is the Dynasty theme going through my head? Oh yeah. The gathered, puffy sleeve tops and oversized belt.

      • bertkeeter

        It’s not a belt…but attached to dress!

    • NBG

      *Facepalm* What’s the name of Oprah’s fantastic bra again? Can someone get the URL to Ms. Heidi? It’s past time.

    • Sunraya

      I don’t know that her boobs are event appropriate? Can she ever stop flashing them?

    • Gatto Nero

      Kors does it again. Tasteless, gathered pouf sleeve, horrible color on Heidi (and probably most other humans). The deeply cleaved top works on a relatively flat-chested model, but not with those unharnessed bosoms. And what’s with the hand over the slit?
      The sandals look cheap and are too bare with this look.
      Her face looks nice, though.

      • KayEmWhy

        Unharnessed bosoms, I’m gonna use that one! Ah ha ha!

    • lobsterlen

      Heidi was never a runaway model. I don’t know why she thinks she get away with bra-less runway looks.

    • Sally Spannagle

      I hate to be this way, but this is something that would look better on someone with less curves… aka a model…. aka it looks good just on the hanger

    • KayEmWhy

      Slutty slutty slutty!

    • demidaemon

      Heidi, this may show a little too much skin for this event. Just a skootch too much.

    • nannypoo

      Same tired old tits. Enough already.

    • Ros

      Seriously, Heidi, if even you daren’t let go of that skirt for fear of showing off the good china, the split is too high. Also, the ridiculous cleavage makes it look as though you are actually wearing some skinnier girl’s dress. Bad choice.

      • Valdri8

        I think tht she is holding the slit OPEN, no – when has a slit ever been too high for her

    • LeelaST

      Chic on the model, trashy on Heidi.

    • Jacob Bowen

      If Heidi would have let the slit speak for itself it would have been MUCH better. Her boobs are perfection.

    • amaranth16

      I just wish for ONCE she’d put her boobs away.

    • Therese Bohn

      Too much boobage.

    • jjfg

      The boobs seem to be saying, “onward, south!” Luckily the belt put up a roadblock.

    • bertkeeter

      Uh…KIDS ..she looks amazing!

    • LambeeBaby

      After I got over the initial “obi wan kenobi” vibe, I could appreciate it. She looks good and it’s nice to see her in something other than tight, short and shiny.

      • Saturnine

        *hand wave* “This is not the dress you’re looking for. . . .”

    • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

      That only works without boobs, sorry.

    • Pepper Collins

      This reminds me too much of Princess Leia.

    • Nimith

      I love that her hand JUST HAPPENED to expose a little more leg.

    • http://howtofaint.tumblr.com/ How to Faint

      That color is drab as piss. Come on, Duchess. You can do better than to dress Heidi in that.

    • amanda lynn

      what an incredibly comfortable looking pose.

    • throwaneyeonthis

      Even if Heidi and MK are great friends and collaborators, I’m always surprised to see her wear his designs because it so far from her style. I guess MK designed one dress for Heidi. As an aside, I think the belt is actually sewn into the dress and that is why the fabric lays relatively flat above and below the belt.

    • Pterodactyl111

      Heidi, we can all tell that you’re sexy. Put it away.