Heidi Klum in Giorgio Armani at the People’s Choice Awards

Posted on January 09, 2014

Heidi Klum attends the 2014 People’s Choice awards at Nokia Theatre, Los Angeles, California in a Giorgio Armani dress paired with Christian Louboutin heels and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Peter West/ACE/INFphoto.com, IMAXtree]

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  • Ginger

    Heidi, put that shit away. We’re tired of seeing it.

    Really though. She’s gorgeous. She’d garner MUCH more attention if she displayed a bit of class once in a while. Maybe I’m just cranky.

    • Pennymac

      Nope. You pretty much nailed it.

    • Introspective

      i swear you stole every word you wrote from my thoughts. she’s a beautiful woman who just doesnt have to try as hard to get people to look at her as she thinks she does.

    • lundibleu

      Seriously. Raise that plunging neckline a few inches and display a hint of cleavage and this would be stunning and classy not expensively trashy.

    • Mona_Visa

      “Put that shit away. We’re tired of seeing it” may just be my new favorite phrase. Love. And so damn true.

      Heidi, just for me, wear a bra. You seem to understand the concept of “lifting” where your face is concerned, so please apply that concept to your tits.

      • YoungSally

        Although credit where it is due. It doesn’t look like a chest plate. But it is quite a tit-slit.

        • demidaemon

          Tit-slit sounds really, really vulgar for some reason. And I like it that way.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      No, you’re not cranky. You’re absolutely spot on. Also, it looks to me like she may have gotten the girls lifted a little, so that may be why they’re so EXTRA on display here.

      • Sofia Lopez Garcia

        If she paid to get them lifted she needs to get a refund. She needs to get the girls lifted A LOT.

    • MoHub

      Perhaps there’s no German word for class. Or if there is, maybe it’s not in her vocabulary.

      • charlotte

        I’d go for the latter. Not all of us are like her.

        • MoHub

          My German grandmother definitely oozed class.

          • charlotte

            It is basically the same word by the way…”Klasse”.

          • MoHub

            Yep. I do have a small German vocab; I was just having fun at Heidi’s expense.

    • kim bunchalastnames

      … that’s ARMANI? i thought she was wearing a “winner” from project runway. really. it’s horrific.

  • MK03

    Drag Queen Barbie.

    • Clueless_Jock

      Adult Video Awards Barbie.

      • StellaZafella

        Drag Queen Barbie at the Adult Video Awards….sounds ’bout right to me…

  • Karen Belgrad

    I was wondering what happened to Christmas wrapping paper left over at the Hallmark factory…

    • kimmeister

      The tiny scraps were reserved to make those shoes.

  • Call me Bee

    Well–two outta three ain’t bad (tight and shiny, not short this time….) But way too much boob. Of course.

    • Violina23

      LOL, I was going to say “of course”, but the I realized it’s not short :)

  • d4divine

    Bat Mommy

    • sagecreek

      I don’t want to skirt the rules abut addressing a celeb’s personal life, but omg, can you imagine having that as a mommy? Scary.

      • Imasewsure

        Actually in real life she’s probably an amazing down to earth person who is a lot of fun and very stable… it’s just on the RC where she makes us cringe!! And I’d kill to be one of her kids because then I would be GORGEOUS!!

    • rebeemoon

      My EXACT thought.

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    There is enough extra fabric here to make a really effective modesty panel. And enough left after that to wipe off some of the highlighter on her eyes.

  • Sarah

    Oh, MAN that dress is tacky. I know Frau Klum’s girls are, too, but really, I don’t know how you can make slit-to-the-navel polka-dot sparkly origami shoulder not tacky.

  • boweryboy

    No. The fabric panel on her hips makes her look wide, and the low cut bodice makes her look desperate. Although, the fabric itself is to die.

    • formerlyAnon

      Summed up perfectly.

  • TrixieConQueso

    “Wondering what to do with that Leftover Christmas Wrapping Paper? Check out Heidi’s Homemade Dress! An homage, if you will, to Project Runway!”

    • DDBROWNIE

      You hit the nail right on the head: a homage to Project Runway AND Christmas.

  • Clydette Wantland

    Boob showing, check. Trying too hard, check. Of course.

  • Glam Dixie

    Her face looks pretty great, but man, do I ever not like that dress. Fugly doesn’t even cover it.

  • mjude

    not even close to being flattering. do. not. like.

  • Donyelle

    bedazzled with the tears of Project Runaway contestant meltdowns

  • Pennymac

    Visceral hatred for that dress. Scrolled and re-scrolled to find some redeeming thing to say. Got nothing.

    • Glam Dixie

      I can’t figure out how you put that dress on, look in an actual mirror, and say, “Yep, this is the one I’m wearing!”. How does that even happen? Maybe she’s far sighted and the mirror was really close to her or something. (Hey, I’m trying here)

  • clatie

    I give up on this one.

  • sagecreek

    The “of course” has a little Star Trek thing going on.

  • nannypoo

    Hate the dress, hate the hair, same tired old tits.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

    I wish she’d just break out of her shell already.

    • formerlyAnon

      Heheheh.

  • lexilexi

    Boob-off between her and Malin A… both horrible.

    • marlie

      It does seem like they’re trying to outdo each other, doesn’t it?

      • demidaemon

        I’d probably give it to Heidi, as her tits seem more naturally exuding whereas Malin’s just looked tortured.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Oh, lord.

  • decormaven

    If you twist the knob on the shoulder, will it close the too-deep V cleavage?

    • Linzenberg

      Yes, and if you squeeze both of her boobs, they go “aWOOgah!”

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        This afternoon I heard The Who’s “Squeezebox” on my car radio-mom had a squeezebox on her chest, dad never got any rest….

  • TAGinMO

    Ah…shiny, vulgar, AND unflattering. The Heidi Trifecta.

    • StellaZafella

      Heidi Klum vulgar? Surely you chest!

  • ashtangajunkie

    You’re killing me, Klum.

  • ojosazules

    She looks better than everyone else. Her head looks beautiful- very elegant.
    Baring the underboob area just does’t do good things for any of the girls. Ever.

  • MzzPants

    Were the awards based on weirdest cleavage? ‘Cuz this is post two with awkward boobage.

  • @Biting Panda

    She needs in intervention.

  • Danielle

    Clutch the pearls!

  • veronicafish

    She looks cheap and desperate. And that’s putting it mildly.

  • lobsterlen

    Did Heidi have that gown’s boob area altered in some weird way? Curious what the original looked like. Recall last year what she did that gold gown.

  • jilly_d

    Spectacular tits. Now put them away.

  • Missy

    It’s like she woke up this morning all, “‘ello titzen, let us go to work now, ja?”

    • kimmeister

      I believe that is her daily refrain.

  • oklund

    Channeling the Wicked Witch of the West like nobody’s business.

  • KateShouldBeWorking

    Considering Frau Klum rarely keeps her legs under wraps, I’m concerned about what the back of this dress might look like.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Well, Heidi could have snipped off the skirt, worn the top as a halter with a thong or hot pants

  • formerlyAnon

    Oh god. She looks like a left over Christmas present that someone tore into but then abandoned, half-wrapped.

    And she’s so lovely.

  • kimmeister

    Er, almost everything about this look is asymmetric.

  • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

    Ee-gad.

  • LeelaST

    This is Armani? Craft-store realness right down to the matching shoes. Boobs…ugh.

    • GillianHolroyd

      Hoping it’s a typo.

      • alyce1213

        I keep shaking my head, it can’t be. There’s nothing Armani about this dress. I hope he’s alright.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

      Jesus, I hadn’t even noticed that! Remember when Armani was synonymous with understated chic?

  • DominoEstella

    for fucks sake put your tits away

  • EEKstl

    Of course.

  • Ms. Schmidt

    In those first two pictures, she looks like she’s slouching. Any dress that tricks the eye to make a person like das Kluminator look like she’s slouching should be relegated to the dustbin posthaste.

  • KayEmWhy

    For goodness sake wear proper foundation (bra).

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    Armani should be taken out and horse-whipped for letting her wear that awful thing.

  • PastryGoddess

    2 inches north and that dress could have looked a lot better. Heidi you don’t have to show your boobs AND your belly button

  • Kirstin McAulay

    Breast feeding dress – easy access for baby

  • Presumptuous Insect

    Grotesque!

  • KT

    Tit-tacular! Is it just me, or are they looking larger than usual?

  • guest2visits

    Disappointed as soon as I saw it. The fabric looked cheap, mostly because of the cut of the dress. Do not like the napkin fold shoulder thing or the folds happening at the hip and skirt. Or the earrings. This dress would get slammed on PR for enlarging a woman’s hips (Isaac faints) and looking a little dated too. I’m guessing the sparkle and the cleavage were what sold it for Heidi.

  • Trickytrisha

    Sorry, Heidi. Your breasts appear to have flown south for the winter… and all the other seasons as well. Maybe it’s just because she has a long torso that the effect is so noticeable, but that dress is doing her no favors. The hair is way too severe as well. It looks like it hurts. She’s still an amazing beauty though.

  • Alexis Boucher

    Was this part of an old Christmas wrapping paper challenge for Project Runway?

  • MilaXX

    Well it’s not a butt on her chest, but it’s still tacky as all get out.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Heidi has such a gorgeous face- I just wish that she would step away from the plunging necklines. Yes, meine dame, we know you have great boobs-but we don’t need to see quite so much of them, verstehen sie mich?

  • River

    Oh bleh. Everything looks squeezed and pulled and wrapped up in a tacky bow.

  • Constant Reader

    If you have a body like Heidi Klum’s and all people can think when they see you is “put the tits away,” you need to reassess your dressing strategy. Just sayin’.

  • IamstillAnonymous

    Heidi, do you know about the pencil test?

  • pookiesmom

    Beautiful from the neck up, disaster from the neck down.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    She looked awful on camera and her bit as a presenter was hideously unfunny. A very bad night for Ms. Heidi.

  • FifiDubois

    At first glance I thought a bat had landed on her shoulder. Scary.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    OH. Girl. No!!!! Wrong in every possible way. How sad.

  • SewingSiren

    Insane.

  • M. H. Leader

    Is it the photo? It just looks to me like this dress makes her look heavy, particularly around the hips. And if there’s one think Heidi Klum is NOT, it’s “heavy.”
    Just doesn’t seem like this is a flattering dress. I think she could have done way better at showcasing her truly beautiful figure than this dress.

    • MoHub

      Once one gets past the unfortunate cleavage, one notices that the dress obscures any waist indentation she might have, making her look shapeless.. It’s not flattering in the least.

  • prettyinmink

    Why oh why did I decide to click on this so late at night? What is seen cannot be unseen.

  • lizajane1776

    She keeps wearing that neckline, so obviously she feels good in it. Unfortunately, we do not agree. Time and gravity have taken their toll on her boobs and that neckline is no longer her friend. Needs lift.

  • LaSylphide

    Unflattering

  • cocohall

    I think we are so used to seeing surgically enhanced breasts that we forget what a natural breast looks like. I don’t think they look bad at all. I can see why after four kiddies she still is happy to put them on display. But, shit, you could put out someone’s eye with that shoulder treatment on the dress. In a boob-off between Heidi and Malin, I think Heidi takes it with ease. I don’t think Heidi will ever really do “elegant” on the RC. She has her signature look and this pretty much fits the specs. I suspect she has many fans (straight boys I’m looking at you) who are quite happy with this look.

  • Lily-Rygh

    Intergalactic callgirl.

  • Diego!

    OMG… She is so pretty but her dress code (slutty) is getting old already. Girl, cover your tits and get a tight dress. You’d look much better than this. I love her make up I must say. She is, we know, and looks gorgeous!

  • MannahattaMamma

    She has become the definition of “how not to age gracefully.” She’s stunning (duh) and has a great body (double-duh) but it’s time for her to re-think. She looks torturous – pulled and pinned and stiff.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      This exactly. Since I’ve turned 50, there is plenty of stuff I can’t rock that I did the way I could when I was 20. It doesn’t mean I’m a frump; it just means I have to rethink some things, fashion-wise. She’d be smart to do the same.

      • MoHub

        Wait til you turn 60!

        • NYCGlamourpuss

          Ehh, I’m not worried ’bout it! ;-)

  • LambeeBaby

    She looks like a former beauty queen turned Russian cabaret owner.

  • Darva Sutra

    Guten tag, titzen!

  • Nancer

    Oh Heidi. Never change.

  • Julie Parr

    Time to retire the boobtastic look, Heidi.

  • luluransom

    Wow. Did she lose a bet?

  • Coleen

    That is the Klumsiest dress.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      I see what you did there.

  • crash1212

    I remain unclear on why so many women think that squashing their lovely boobs into a too-deep, too-wide V is attractive. It’s not. You’re welcome.

  • gigi kennedy

    is she wearing the dress backwards??

  • Victoria Anzalone

    Heinously unflattering.

  • MoHub

    Yes, Heidi, we know you have boobs. Now put them away.

  • BrianaJC

    the boobs don’t bother me, but the dress doesn’t fit her and the fabric looks like something from a 2nd grade picture background

  • Erica_Vuitton

    Anyone here saying Heidi f-in Klum needs plastic surgery/a boob lift needs to be banned that’s bullshit body snarking at it’s highest level.

    Another dress in tribute to the Polar Vortex!! The square front isn’t doing her any favors nor is the short front hem which is too bad because the profile waist up shot at the end of the gallery is stunning. Love the hair, make up, and jewelry.

    • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

      “Anyone here saying Heidi f-in Klum needs plastic surgery/a boob lift needs to be banned that’s bullshit body snarking at it’s highest level.”

      No one here said anything like that. Why are you saying this?

      • Erica_Vuitton

        Um.. scroll down.
        “lizajane1776 • 14 hours ago
        -She keeps wearing that neckline, so obviously she feels good in it. Unfortunately, we do not agree. Time and gravity have taken their toll on her boobs and that neckline is no longer her friend. Needs lift.”

        IamstillAnonymous • 16 hours ago
        −Heidi, do you know about the pencil test?

        • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

          They’re talking about wearing a bra. How about you let us deal with the moderating around here?

  • suzq

    Giorgio Armani–too much fuss for so little impact. She makes it look good, though.

  • Lilyana_F

    Weeeheee, boobies! Lol, this is such a classic Heidi look :)

  • teensmom99

    The bottom line about this one is that it just isn’t flattering. Kind of makes you wonder why you’d be so exposed if it didn’t even make you look good.

  • Ann VerWiebe

    I wonder if she had them make the V deeper.

  • lalahartma

    Heidi, your bewbs!

  • A Shiny O’Connor

    The skirt is so disappointing. Sort of dowdy.

  • Fräulein K.

    The cleavage is, ahem, enhanced? with quite a bit of contouring make-up. Classic drag trick used a lot on the red carpet, I think, although it’s clumsily done here. That’s half the reason it looks so prominent and droopy.

  • DeidreRobbers

    Is it just me, or is she aging into Patsy territory?

  • H2olovngrl

    Maleficent?