GTNYD: Kiernan Shipka at the Tory Burch Rodeo Drive Flagship Opening

Posted on January 16, 2014

Sweetie, we love you in a way only imaginary gay uncles can, but we’re afraid we can’t sign off on this one.

 

 

Kiernan Shipka attends the Tory Burch Rodeo Drive Flagship Opening in Beverly Hills, California in a Tory Burch top and matching floral print pants.

Tory Burch Spring 2014 Collection

Dress like a teenager. You’ll be happy you did when outfits like this become the only style options available to you and you find yourself struggling mightily to not make it look dowdy. There’s plenty of time for the Carol Brady (ask your grandparents who that was) getups much later on.

Tell you what: you can keep the top, but you have to pair it with skinny dark pants and some sort of insane shoe. But really, why bother, hon? Go out and snag the outfits designed with you in mind. This is not one of them. Girl, That’s Not Your Dress Look. Pack it up and send it off to Sarah Paulson or Marisa Tomei.

Also, your mani-pedi bores and disappoints. We expect to see obnoxious colors and possibly even glitter from you next time, young lady.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Mark Davis/Getty Images, IMAXtree]

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