Felicity Jones and Ralph Fiennes at “The Invisible Woman” Premiere

Posted on January 28, 2014

Felicity Jones and Ralph Fiennes attend the premiere of “The Invisible Woman” at the Odeon Kensington in London. Felictty Jones is wearing an Alexander McQueen embroidered gown.




[Photo Credit: Zak Hussein/INFphoto.com]

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  • Kerry McCombs

    Nope. She seems to need a bra? Although that’s the least of her issues. He is standing in a puddle.

  • And I will bedazzle my breasts until you cannot tell they are breasts, or where they might reside within this outfit.. 🙂

    • decormaven

      Dying here! Nailed it.

  • Cloveradams

    That dress and make-up are very Joan Collins of a certain era.

  • Susannah

    Felicity Jones is wearing a gownless evening strap and a giant polyester bistro apron.

    • Levedi

      You win the internet! This made me laugh for five minutes.

  • Sarah

    Yay for lipstick, but while the hostess skirt is okay, I don’t like the fit on the top. He needs a hem, and I think the collar on his shirt is too big for his head.

  • Sobaika

    The, uh.. fabric? beading? gold stuff..? is not meant for someone with even the teeniest bit of boob.

    • Erica_Vuitton

      It looks like a bunch of gold bees.

      • Pennymac

        I was thinking gilded cornflakes.

  • Constant Reader

    I love the idea of the dress; sadly, the execution fails in the boob region. She’s having an adorable amount of fun, though.

    • zenobar

      The dress is doing her no favors, but she really is adorable.

      • Rand Ortega

        She’s luminous in the film. So’s Fiennes who also directed it.

  • zenobar

    I think the cut of the halter is giving her boobs that dejected look.

    • Sunraya

      Lol! Dejected look! I love the characterization of boobs as “dejected”!

      • majorbedhead

        Staring at the ground, looking sullen, wishing they could just go home already and listen to some Smiths because no one understands them like Moz.

  • Sunraya

    She’s goofy! I like that! So many of these actors take themselves so seriously, like they are curing cancer or disarming nuclear missiles, rather than engaged in the entertainment business.

    I have loved him since I saw him as Hamlet on Broadway in 1995ish. He’s fabulous!

    • Kelly

      I saw that production, too! I still have a t-shirt from it. I didn’t love the staging and overall conception, but it was interesting, as was the acting.

    • supri_supri

      I saw that too! I was completely just fixated on him and omg he was barefoot in person right in front of me and… I was very much a 17-year-old fangirl.

  • marlie

    She woke up and forgot to brush her hair. Her dress is very pretty, but the skirt needs to be steamed. And he looks like he’s at an after-work event in an off-the-rack suit.

  • Anna

    I just see a crumpled up Ferrero Rocher wrapper. And I’m really trying to staying away from those now that the holidays are over.

  • ojosazules

    Is his tie really huge? I don’t know about these things, but all I can see is that big blue tie.

    • SugarSnap108

      That is, indeed, one giant tie.

  • Bexxx

    She loves it, and I love the idea of the bodice. Glad she’s having fun but girl. Tone down the eyeliner.

  • DesertDweller79

    His face looks quite different with that beard. I like it. I mean, I like that his face can look that different with a beard. Not so much the beard itself.

    I don’t like what the dress is doing to the look of her boobs. But, she’s having fun, so who cares?

  • jen_vasm

    Her hairy golden boobs are scaring me, just a little. Just adding that I love Ralph Fiennes and would love to hem his pants.

    • Cheryl

      Hairy golden boobs…..fantastic!

  • @Biting Panda

    Gravity strikes again. Such a shame, because mostly, she looks fun, flirty and fabulous. I even like the heavy makeup.
    I’ll have to take your word that is Ralph Fiennes, because he looks incredibly different, to me.

    • Anna

      He’s looking like a Russian mobster to me.

      • demidaemon

        I distinctly remember him as being cuter than this. Maybe because I just saw him in watching the first episode of Prime Suspect.

        • Anna

          He usually is. For me it’s Laszlo Almasy in The English Patient all the way. He was hot in Maid in Manhattan too.

          • AnneElliot

            I am fanning myself — he was so swoon-worthy as Laszlo. Sigh.

          • Anna

            I know! One of the TVs at the gym had the movie on recently, I made sure to pick the elliptical trainer closest to it ;-).

  • Glam Dixie

    The super low mono boob is not your friend and that, sadly is the least of the issues here.

  • MilaXX

    Bad boobs, conflicting blues and in need of a hem

  • You show off that non-botoxed face, Felicity. SHOW IT OFF.

  • AnguaVonUberwald

    Am I the only one seeing Sarah Michelle Gellar’s evil twin? Anyone? Anyone? Okay, just me then.

    • @Biting Panda

      I do now!!

      • AnguaVonUberwald

        Oh good! I was worried that my husband’s inability to distinguish between actor’s faces was catching.

  • JulieTy

    FINALLY a chance for a TLo critique of the Ralphster and it ends up on WHITEBOARD?!?! I am bereft.

  • quiltrx

    I prefer my Ralph with a smooth face…but I still, most definitely, WOULD, if you get my drift. And while he has the pants off, I’ll happily hem them.
    That “dress” is a nightmare. Susannah said it all above…evening strap and bistro apron. It’s just bad.
    But can I say I REALLY like her hair? I’m growing mine back out to something of this ilk. The cut flatters my fat face, and it flatters her thin one.

  • Tricia

    His pants are way too damn long but he looks good. Love the beard.

  • Cheryl

    She’s a cute goof, which is probably what is making me more forgiving of her golden hairy boobs. Thank you jen_vasm for that phrase! However, Mr. Fiennes, do something about those pants.

  • boweryboy

    I don’t like the gown, but clearly she’s loving it. So, I can’t fault a lady for feeling pretty. Not loving the beard on Fiennes.

  • Tatiana Luján

    I find the skirt to be stiff and matronly, but I like everything else.

  • jw_ny

    Gosh…I guess I haven’t seen Ralph in awhile…wouldn’t have recognized him. Sexy and aging nicely. 🙂

    She looks cute and like she’s having fun…kind of sassy with the tousled hair and bold makeup. I like the gold top, however it would have benefited from a bit of built in support.

  • Chris

    She is a beautiful young actress but everything about this look- the makeup, hair and dress is just aging her. If her name wasn’t listed in the title I wouldn’t have known it was her. It’s a shame because she is very animated and is expressing a lot of personality.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      This does look like a halter and skirt that were quickly put together, and it looks as if she needed more support built into that halter, as her boobs are low.

  • Janet B

    I don’t know why she’s so pleased with this look.
    A very flattering blue for him.

  • SarahMT20

    She looks so happy I almost feel bad for her. Bad 80s hair, breast area that is screaming for structure and I hate to say it, but I never really noticed her teeth before. Come on Felicity. You are better than this.

  • SugarSnap108

    Ugh, I used to have such a crush on Ralph Fiennes back in the day. I think I still could if he lost the beard and hemmed his pants. I do like his blue shirt, though.

    The bodice on that dress is the enemy of breasts everywhere.

    • nowlo

      I think he could get it back if he just went ahead and shaved his head. The wispy bits on top are distracting. He has what looks like a nice head shape and the beard would perhaps become less objectionable.

  • housefulofboys

    Alan Rickman was there, too! Where are the pictures of him, hmmm? …fans self at the thought of Rickman and Fiennes together…

    • Anna

      I’m with you on Alan Rickman! Not this version of Ralph Fiennes though.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Rickman and Fiennes together – OMG, my universe would totally explode!

  • MW

    She had sex in the car on the way there. He is drowning in his suit.

  • conniemd

    What really bugs me is that the left side of her bodice strap thingy appears to be higher up her arm and chest than the right side. It’s not enough of a difference to be intended as asymetrical, but I can’t imagine a McQueen with a design flaw. It drove me so crazy I pulled out a ruler to measure on the pictures on the screen, just so I knew I wasn’t crazy!

  • lalahartma

    Interesting top, but her bewbs are too low.

  • demidaemon

    That silhouette is doing all kinds of strange things to her bust. NOPE.

  • ConnieBV

    I can’t get past Ralph Fiennes. WTF? I am now in mourning.

  • d4divine

    Bra bra Bra bra BRA

  • shopgirl716

    Voldemort in a suit! Is the top made of hippogriff?

  • Danielle

    Yum, bring back Ralph Fiennes.

  • KT

    From far away, this seems like it should work, and yet alas. Her boobs look saggy, the bodice is bordering on Christmas tree tinsel, and the skirt looks really cheap. Also, that hair and makeup is really aging — she just turned 30, but looks much older here.

    • livesarah

      Nailed it.

  • Pterodactyl111

    Wow that is a gorgeous dress.

  • Alexis Boucher

    Let’s call a spade a spade…. she has disco tits.

  • sagecreek

    Huh. Doesn’t look like an embroidered gown, or like a gown at all. Looks like a sequined halter tucked into that basic black long skirt we all have at the back of our closets.

  • ScarlettHarlot

    She usually looks so simple, fresh-faced, and pretty, and here she looks like she has been partying with Clara Bow.

  • MilaXX

    She just looks so damned happy in that droopy boob, wrinkled dress. I think I love her for that.

  • anotherkate

    Aw, she looks like she’s having fun. I can’t hate that. I DO wish she had a better bra, though. Ralph sadly looks like he’s making up for a lack of head-hair with extra beard-hair. That never works!

  • ShaoLinKitten

    Felicity Jones was going to go to this event in her spangled Vegas showgirl dress, but at the last minute, decided to wrap most of her lower body in a black satin sheet.

  • antonialee

    Why are her boobs down around her waist?

  • FruK

    Have no idea what he is wearing but: Love. The. Beard.

  • Diego!

    Her tits are touching her navel… No honey, no. You look crazy fun, which is great, but you need a bra in order to pull this off. He must shave.

  • MannahattaMamma

    she looks like she loves what she’s wearing & that makes all the difference. you go with your spangled self, girl.

  • diamond dog

    i must say i kind of liked it.