Drive-by bitchery for the boys, darlings. It’s not easy talking about a succession of mostly tuxes and making it entertaining, so we’re gonna keep it quick and quippy.
Bradley Cooper in Gucci
Aaron Paul in Burberry
Having a love-hate relationship with the shoes.
Hated the Sherlock premiere.
Oh, wait. That’s not an assessment of his clothes. That’s us trolling.
(But we did hate it)
Those are not your glasses, Clark Gregg. Talk about hiding your light under a bushel. And the thing of it is, he’s got the perfect face for frames. Just not these frames.
Jared Leto in Dior Homme
Too tight pants.
He’s cute but the jacket’s weird.
Jason Bateman in Dolce&Gabbana
Does he have another facial expression?
Cuba Gooding Jr.
We like plaids and we like tuxes, but we’re not sure we can get behind plaid tuxes.
James Marsden in Valentino
Midnight blue tuxes are officially a red carpet trend. We like.
Justin Mikita and Jesse Tyler Ferguson in Ted Baker
Skating right up to the “precious” line.
Get your pants hemmed, dimples.
Alfie Allen in Spencer Hart
Why do we suspect he’s spent the last year with his hands over his crotch like that?
Kit Harington in Z Zegna
Good enough, Jon Snow.
Matt Damon in Dolce&Gabbana
We dig the grey tux but the transition lenses have GOT to go.
Michael K. Williams
On the one hand, this is pretty awesome for being colorful and different. On the other hand, he looks like he’s wearing a pajama top and bedroom slippers.
Clearly does not want to pose.
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