2014 SAG Awards Red Carpet Rundown – Part 2

Posted on January 21, 2014

These bitches won’t stop coming at us with their gowns and their jewels and shit, darlings.

 

 

 

Sandra Bullock in Lanvin

We hate that shape of skirt (and she loves it, because she wears it a lot), and it looks like it’s made out of upholstery fabric.

 

 

 

Abigail Breslin in Chagoury Couture

 No one who’s years away from reaching her twenties should dress like this.

 

 

 

Maisie Williams

 She’s too pale to be wearing white for flash pictures.

 

 

Alfre Woodard

This would look so much better if it wasn’t so shiny.

 

 

 

 

Jane Krakowski in Roland Mouret

 We gasped. We think this might be a personal best for her. Smart. Girlfriend’s looking for work.

 

 

 

Amanda Peet

 The FUCK?

 

 

Ariel Winter in Badgley Mischka

 Can’t put our finger on why, but this print isn’t quite working for us. It’s too muddy somehow.

 

 

 

Sarah Hyland in Pamella Roland

 Enh. Pretty bland except for the shoes, which look too big on her.

 

 

 

Elisabeth Moss in Michael Kors

Playing it relatively safe and low-key. She looks good, though. We do wish the stars would stop picking this tomato-y red. It never photographs well.

 

 

 

 

Emilia Clarke in Calvin Klein Collection

 It’s dull in that Calvin Klein way, but she can rock that kind of hard-to-rock blush color.

 

 

 

Gretchen Mol in J. Mendel

A t shirt and a sheet.

 

 

 

Helen Mirren in Escada

 J’ADORE.

 

 

 

Julie Bowen in Carolina Herrera

 Credit to her for wearing something interesting, but the top half is over-designed. We like the skirt, though.

 

 

 

Kelly Osbourne in Zac Posen

This really suits her. She looks cute.

 

 

 

Edie Falco

 That’s … not a great use of that print. The shape is terrible. And the shoes are all wrong with it.

 

 

 

Lena Headey in Jenny Packham

 Gorgeous and striking. Not in love with the hair.

 

 

 

Malin Akerman in Naeem Kham

 That’s way too much dress for her to handle.

 

 

 

 

Natalie Dormer in Marios Schwab

 We hate the weird sleeve detail, but we love everything else about this look. It’s kickass.

 

 

Pauley Perrette

Looks like she got it at a thrift shop. That’s not a compliment.

 

 

 

Sarah Paulson in Rochas

She insists on big pouffy ankle-length skirts. It’s not the best shape for her. And that hair is unbelievably bad.

 

 

 

Meryl Streep in Stella McCartney

 Yeah, she’s a goddess and all, but goddesses shouldn’t have elastic waistbands.

 

 

Sophie Turner in Dolce&Gabbana

 We had a whole thing written up about wearing a bra on the red carpet, but at the last second we realized that’s not her belly skin we’re looking at. It’s a ribbon exactly the same color as her skin. That was kind of a dumb choice.

 

 

 

 

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