Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge in Burberry at the 2013 British Fashion Awards

Posted on December 03, 2013

Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge attend the 2013 British Fashion Awards at London Coliseum in London, UK in Burberry. Sienna is also wearing vintage Burberry shoes, a Roland Mouret clutch, Dominic Jones jewelry.

 

 

 

 

 

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  • RussellH88

    He looks dipped in oil and her dress is ugly.

    • H2olovngrl

      I think they just look like dips.

  • Karen Belgrad

    They look like they just got busy in the limo…

    • Jessica Freeman

      So what I though too. They are taking Liev and Naomi’s queue.

      • MoHub

        I htink you mean cue.

        • Jessica Freeman

          OMG. I do. What the hell was I thinking?

          • MoHub

            That’s okay. Maybe they were standing in line waiting for the opportunity to get in line to get it on in the limo.

          • Jessica Freeman

            I was so distracted by all the ugly….that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

        • marlie

          I see *professional* writers make that mistake and it bugs. Also, Smelled/smelt. And I’m talking PROS.

          ETA: Seems that “smelt” can be the past for “smelled.” But I just don’t like it. :P

          • tereliz

            LOL, makes me think of masago (smelt roe, those little orange eggs). I worked at a sushi bar for while and let me tell you, masago gets everywhere. Like sand at the beach, everywhere. So I just don’t like it, either. ;)

          • RedRaven617

            Oh man, what kills me is people using “drugged” instead of “dragged”! Even Carrie Underwood did it in a song.

    • Sophia Finfer

      was just going to say the same thing!

    • schadenfreudelicious

      Agreed, that’ some “just been shagged” hair going on there

    • sojourneryouth

      Not only do they look like they just had limosex, they look as if they also smell like they just had limosex. Especially with both twins barely contained within that skanky Bedouin tent of a dress.

    • Sunraya

      Her hair looks like she was riding on top of the limo. For pete’s sake, brush your hair, woman!!!!!

  • carlaaxtman

    How good of them to roll out of bed just in time just in time to provide some irony for their event.

    • Sara McMurray

      They’re not providing irony, only wrinkly.

      Irony’s the opposite of wrinkly, right?

      • ballerinawithagun

        Is uncanny the new irony?

      • tereliz

        *snort*

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    Dreadful, shapeless dress, dreadful shapeless hair, horrible disco shoes. Love the triple moon bracelet though.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      So with you on that one! The bracelet is highly covetable.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      My first thought upon viewing was “Bitch, please. … gimme that bracelet.”

    • kimmeister

      Is that what that is? I was seeing angry insect eyes that inexplicably had moustaches.

    • Carla_Charlton

      Really love the bracelet. I wasn’t going to say anything else, but I can’t help myself — hate the side boob, the styling (except the aforementioned bracelet), and she (and he does, as well) looks like a sourpuss.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    How is it that they both end up looking so trashy? What’s wrong here?

    • Little_Olive

      They look messy and relaxed… I have no doubts as to the reason thereof.

    • lunchcoma

      They’re just matching the wrapping to the contents of the package.

  • Latin Buddy

    UGH. Why is this girl famous and/or treated like a fashion icon? She’s the British version of Blake Lively.

    • Hermione

      People I know who have seen her in person on stage say that she is absolutely stunning. I don’t think it comes through in photos, and not in this photo. Her hair looks particularly bad–the color is not done well, and it looks like she has some awful extensions.

      • Latin Buddy

        That’s valid…but isn’t the point of actresses or celebrities’ star power to translate through the lens? Don’t people say the same about Kim K. She is said to be amazingly beautiful in person and (unfortunately) that comes across in pictures.

    • Karen Belgrad

      At least Blake got her fame from her acting work. Sienna only became known because of her dalliance with Jude Law. The only project I’ve ever seen her in is “The Girl” and I was beyond bored. I just don’t find her appealing…

      • amanda siegelson

        i used to feel that way about her – until i saw “factory girl”. i had serious problems with the idea of her playing edie sedgwick going in – i mean, no way she’s as uniquely beautiful – but she really pulled it off. now i have a soft spot for her.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Didn’t Anna Wintour also hype Sienna Miller as a fashion icon a few years ago?
        The dress does not look properly fitted. Together, they genuinely do look like they just boinked in the limo on the way to the awards.

    • marlie

      I agree. For the most part, there’s nothing “iconic” about her style. There’s almost always something fundamentally wrong with whatever look she’s sporting, whether it be the clothing itself, or the hair/(lack of) makeup, accessories, etc.

      • tereliz

        I thought she’d left this ratty boho look behind but it appears she had to dress around her greasy-looking accessory…

    • sojourneryouth

      If you throw in some Chloe Sevigny, with a pinch of Agyness Deyn, I would agree with you. Sienna has always bought her own “it girl” hype, and while I think she is lovely, her choices are almost always aggressively tone deaf and often simply ungroomed-looking. And I did see Factory Girl to give the woman a chance. And….just no.

    • Renaissance_Man_ATL

      I totally agree! I was going to post something along the same lines. I just don’t get her as a fashion icon.

  • Paigealicious

    I kinda love those shoes…

  • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    Is she allergic to hair products?

    • marlie

      Or a hairbrush.

  • Jackie4g

    I like the color of the dress, but the crossed bands on the skirt at just confusing. Lookee, there be the necklace many have been calling for. It may be the not quite right necklace, but it’s a necklace, and that’s trending in the right direction..

    • marlie

      A necklace and a lovely saturated color. It’s a shame both were executed so poorly.

  • Kayemwhy yo

    Tacky tacky tacky

  • Jessica Freeman

    They are very proud of how shitty they look aren’t they?

    • leahpapa

      They both suffer from Resting and Active Bitchface; I imagine it’s helped them form such a smug little bond.

  • sugarkane105

    They look like the people I actively avoid at parties.

    • Erica

      Yeah, I was just thinking that I know very little about her and have heard nothing about him, but they look like assholes.

  • Jen

    it’s like someone chewed up Keira Knightley’s perfect Atonement dress and then put it on the wrong person.

    • nannypoo

      That was my favorite dress ever. So perfect.

    • amanda siegelson

      i didn’t know this (never saw the movie) but looked it up – and dang girl! spot on! brava!

    • LittleMissSunshine1989

      It was up for sale/auction the other day, so my first thought whilst looking at sienna was “God dammit she got it!” :P that dress is pure perfection *sighs*

  • ashtangajunkie

    Do we get vetos on celebrity red carpet appearances? Because veto with all my might.

  • SewingSiren

    Slept in it.

  • nannypoo

    What is actually going on here?

  • Lesley

    it fits really odd in the boob area.. kinda looks like her boobs may be too big for it and shes not wearing a bra, i don’t know what the hellls going on up there

    • GeoDiva

      Agree….her boobs look weird.

  • Bokharitt Kinantahz

    The problem with the dress at least is the crossed bands (are they a fringe? gussets?) which makes the upper part look baggy. Anyway both of these people look like they might be stoned.

  • jonnyf8

    I need to take a shower, NOW.

  • Laurie Landry

    One hot mess.

  • Sarah

    Yeesh. I was thirty minutes late for work today because my alarm didn’t go off, and my clothes look less wrinkly and jacked up than that dress, even though I literally arrived at work 15 minutes after I got up (and my boobs are better wrangled). And as far as that sorry excuse for a man on her arm, all I can say is ew.

    • marlie

      There was some alarm clock sabotage going on today. And ditto.

  • Bokharitt Kinantahz

    there were a lot of doozys at the british fashion awards, you should have a special post!

  • Diego!

    Sienna, dear, there is only one woman who can pull the stone/groupie look and that is Kate Moss. You look as if you just got up from nap, got out of the house in your nightgown and caught the first thing at hand as accesories.
    Girl, you’re a movie star (or trying to become one), so dress like one. You’re welcome!

  • SayWhaaatNow

    I don’t like his mustache and she is a mess.

  • Eva_baby

    Man, she has such a forgettable face.

  • mjude

    WTF

  • Tatiana Luján

    I love that shade of green, but the fit of that dress is absolutely ugly and unflatterig, I doubt it is meant to fit like that.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Kate Moss and Pete Doherty realness. Not a compliment, btw.

    • MannahattaMamma

      EXACTLY what I was thinking!

    • Carleenml

      but I’m thinking of the old Senator Lloyd line about Jack Kennedy. “you’re no Kate Moss.”

  • Carleenml

    Good lord, they look trashed.

  • Little_Olive

    Gorgeous colour. That’s all I’ve got.

  • bertkeeter

    Shades of Coutrney Love…and that’s NOT a compliment!

    • conniemd

      They look like Johnny Depp and Courtney Love 20 years ago.

  • ballerinawithagun

    That BIG toe!

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Going from immaculate George Clooney to this cheap Christmas trash is making my eyes twitch. I have two Corky Sinclair quotes for this situation: “It’s like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car” and “You’re bastard people! That’s what you are! You’re just bastard people! And I’m gonna go home and I’m gonna… I’m gonna bite my pillow, is what I’m gonna do!”

  • Nikko Viquiera

    douche bag and hot mess.

  • jilly_d

    She is the epitome of “bland” to me. And sweetheart, that dress is a wreck. Oh, and your date looks like a douche canoe.

  • MGMcD

    Hon, you’ve had a baby, your braless days are over. That dress might not look so sloppy if you had strapped the girls in properly underneath.

    • marlie

      I dunno… it seems more that the problem is that the dress is sort of twisted a little on her torso. I think the problem is with the dress itself/how she’s wearing it this time.

      • MGMcD

        I feel like holding up her boobs and giving the dress something to fall from would have alleviated the twistiness. As it is, the whole dress is sinking too low, and its a bias cut so its shape rests upon being properly fitted. Thus the twistiness.

        • marlie

          I thought the twistiness was due to the romp in the car on her way over. ;)

          • MGMcD

            Maybe she was wearing a bra when she left the house and lost it…somehow…on the way there :)

  • MannahattaMamma

    waaaaaasted. and is it the lights or does she in fact have two sort of pinkish stripes in the front of her hair? and if she has those stripes, why? with a face like that, hon, “edgy” is not where you’re headed. Doofus, maybe, but not edgy.

    • Sarah

      Yikes, you may be right! But I guess the “why” could be answered by the fact that dying locks of your hair novelty colors is indeed the type of thing that seems cool when you’re waaaasted.

  • Bexxx

    Juuuust loooook at how Important and Bohemian we aaaaare

  • marlie

    SHE looks like she had sex in the car on the way over. The bed hair and the rumpled, wrinkled, slightly askew dress are ruining this look.

    I have no ideal who HE is, but his pants are too long, the hat gives him a distinct “eau de douche,” and he doesn’t seem to have the personality to pull off a “boring black suit.”

    • alyce1213

      EVERYTHING about him reeks of eau de douche, top to bottom. I don’t know who he is either.

    • charlotte

      He was cute in “The Boat That Rocked”, but he seems to have lost it since then.

  • boweryboy

    Wow. They look like they’re coming down form a 24 hour coke and booze bender and didn’t have time to stop by their hotel to shower or change.

  • Jaeda Laurez

    I guess they’re still trying to make her a thing. The accessories are dope, but she looks like an unmade bed.
    Moustaches aren’t for everybody, bruh.

    • Imasewsure

      And neither is the hat

  • E2_Remote

    Sigh…oh Sienna, you and your perpetual beach hair. I’d say it’s fried from too much bleach/product/overstyling, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen it styled or colored properly, so you must just be lazy.

  • SugarSnap108

    I love her bracelet. That’s all I can manage.

  • IAmJ

    Yeah, this is gross.

  • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    Did they sleep in those clothes? They look horrible.

  • MilaXX

    Double douche. They look smelly

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    Um, are we sure this wasn’t the UGLY 2013 British Fashion Awards?

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      I take it you’ve seen other attendees? Hot messes, the lot of them.

  • LJCdoc

    Jebus. I can’t. There is nothing good here.

  • alyce1213

    Got drugs?

  • deathandthestrawberry

    Honestly, I think both are too old to pull this ratty, don’t-give-a-shit look on the red carpet. I mean, it bugs when Kristin Stewert and Rpatz do it, but these two are in their 30s and have children. Meh.

  • Sam Erin

    would it had killed them to shower?

  • BrooklynBomber

    Typo, maybe? Isn’t it British Farshnoshket Awards?

    • alyce1213

      Lol. Don’t you love the humor and expressiveness of Yiddish? The “far…” words are hysterical.

  • fringebenefit

    If there is a man on Earth who looks more wasted than Tom Sturridge, I’d like to know who it is. Sienna needs to aim a little higher.

  • hillmad

    WTF???????????????????

  • Anna_Cecilia

    Had to do a double-take. Thought this was Kate Moss and Pete Doherty circa 2005.

  • hillmad

    This is Burberry????????????

    • marlie

      Even a Burberry gown can look bad when you’ve spent the night sleeping in it. :P

      • quiltrx

        In the back of a tiny car.

  • Mary Lauer

    Just … no. I can’t,even. Either of them.

  • Jessica Wyatt

    I’ve never seen a dress actually look like it *wants* to be taken off.

  • Sam Smith

    This sloppy I don’t care look is so purposeful and so tired. If you don’t care then don’t care, but don’t do the I’ll pretend I don’t care and I’m above all of this.

  • formerlyAnon

    Sleeker hair and classier necklace, and you *might* not have to remove the criss-cross bandolier-style schmatta between her waist & hips to pull the dress back from disaster. The close ups of her jewelry make that bodice look odd and bunchily tacked throught the torso, though.

    There’s something about her body language here, though, that hints to me that in person she might move in that dress with the kind of body confidence and magnetism to be able convince a witness that it was fabulous on her.

    He’s presenting as a type that I’ve seen admired by others. Don’t know anything about him, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Doesn’t hurt that the type in this presentation is only a shave, hat removal and a good cut (if he’s got a good head of hair) away from catching my eye.

  • frannyprof

    I hate you both. Go home.

  • Slanted & Enchanted

    I kind of like it *shrug*. Yeah, she looks sloppy, but it looks so intentional and simultaneously effortless that I can’t help but be drawn to it. This kind of messily sexy look is something I’ve always wanted to pull off at parties, but I always end up looking tragic. On a less subjective note, I do think her jewelry is pretty bomb.

  • Kate4queen

    just tatty.

  • quiltrx

    Why is her hair ALWAYS such a flyaway nightmare? It’s like she’s never heard of conditioners, oil treatments, or hairbrushes.
    And yes, they look like they’re drunk and just finished having a shag in the alley.

  • decormaven

    Dress is tilting strongly toward Tara Reid territory. He needs a comb and a strong cup of coffee.

  • Tracy_Flick

    Look at these fucking hipsters. The neckline of that dress, combined with the necklace, gives the appearance that her breasts are at about belly button level. And the fabric is pure discount polyester Christmas tree skirt. His hair, hat, and facial expression – ugh.

  • Jaydar

    Trying too hard and failing all the more.

  • Trickytrisha

    Him, I’d cross the road to avoid on a dark night. Her, I’d call a cab for ’cause she’s obviously had a *very* interesting evening in the pubs and clubs.

  • Kent Roby

    The Douche and Douchess of Cambridge.

  • RoseJB

    Sloppy.

  • rkdgal

    Slatternly. Both of them.

    • GillianHolroyd

      points for using “slatternly”

  • BerriG

    Rode hard and put away wet seems to sum them both up

  • Lilyana_F

    She’s a wrinkly mess and he’s always so ironic, isn’t he…

  • teensmom99

    Will I get in trouble if I like the shoes (could fit better, though).

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    girl, what happened to your face?…and hair? looks like you were down at the corner bar all day and just rolled over here, taking your bra off on the way. too bad, that’s a great color.

    • Madam Von Sassypants

      Isn’t that basically her look?

  • luluransom

    Wow. How do you make all those expensive clothes look so rough?

  • Alexis Boucher

    It looks like her boobs are trying to escape from her dress. Not that I blame them, it is a pretty bad dress.
    And Movember is over, sir.

  • Danielle

    Beauty and the beast.

  • Aurumgirl

    It’s like a cheap polyester knock off of that dress Keira Knightly wore in Atonement.

  • Pennymac

    Did they win an award for being the two biggest “shlumps” there? (Crap, I just channeled my mother)
    Seriously, Sienna, whats with the pool hair?

  • Linda LaPaz

    Not classy enough to look like limosex. They look like they just did the dance with no pants in the restroom at prom.

  • cocohall

    Siennna: Go with me to the British Fashion Awards
    Tom: I’d rather not
    Sienna: I’ll shag your brains out in the limo
    Tom: F*ck yeah!

  • LeelaST

    Droopy boobs and droopy pants.

  • Nicole Walraven

    “prom’s over. whose basement are we passing out in?”

  • ItsDicey

    100% craptastic. The only effort I see here is, well…they’re not naked.

  • stacey

    Shhh…….don’t break the spell….she is stoned and thinks she is out with Johnny Depp

  • jspark

    I don’t mind a beard that doesn’t match the haircolor, I know that happens to a lot fo guys… but this blond mustache with his black eyebrows is not working for me. Tell him Movember is over please.

  • Mona_Visa

    Walk of shame realness.

  • sunnycalif

    I flashed back to Paz de la Huerta! Is she stoned?

  • Erica_Vuitton

    Remember when Sienna Miller was considered a “style icon”? HAHAHAHAHA GIRL! You look stoned, your BF/husband/friend looks sweaty & stinky and your tit is about to POP OUT. Go home!

  • PeaceBang

    Sometimes tasteless is fun and challenging. Sometimes tasteless is just ugly and offensive. This is the latter.

  • pookiesmom

    They look like they’re going to a halloween party as themselves.

  • D J H

    $20K dress and she can’t brush her hair…smh

  • anotherkate

    Hairbrush. Know about it. That is all.

    (okay, not all. Boyfriend’s mustache is giving me the creeps).

  • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

    The 2013 British fashion awards… so these two are being ironic?

  • Calinda_L

    She shot for Kiera-Knightly-in-Atonement and landed on Paz-de-la-Huerta-in-a-mess.

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

  • St. Ace

    That dress looks like a cheap knock-off of Keira Knightley’s knock-out dress from Atonement.