Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard in SoHo, New York City

Posted on December 10, 2013

They’re adorable and street-stylish and we want to be their friends.

 

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peters Sarsgaard seen in SoHo, New York City.

But alas, their execrable history on the red carpet probably prevents such things. They’d hate us for being so judgmental and we simply wouldn’t be able to stop judging them. It’s not meant for our kind to mix with their kind.

A shame, really. We want to have a boozy brunch with them where we discuss intellectual shit like literature and the underground theatre scene and extraneous vowels, and then all go shopping together while tipsy until one of us laughs so hard in a dressing room they pee a little. That would be awesome.

Maybe they should just dress like this for the red carpet.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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