Lindsay Lohan in Ashish at the Z100′s Jingle Ball 2013

Posted on December 16, 2013

Okay. Well.

Her face looks pretty, at least.

Lindsay Lohan attends the Z100′s Jingle Ball 2013 held at Madison Square Garden in New York City in an Ashish shirt paired with Black Denim shorts, Samantha Myer leather thigh highs, Repossi for Zadig & Voltaire jewelry, and Saint Laurent boots.

Ashish Slogan Sequined Silk Top

We suspect that phrase will pretty much be the best anyone’s going to be able to say about her personal style. In other words, get used to it. This is as good as it gets with Linds.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: iam Bernard/ACE/INFphoto.com, net-a-porter.com]

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Eww

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      She should have completed the look with Kool Aid dyed hair.

    • carlatheviking

      Wrong lipstick for that haircolor. Won’t even touch the rest of it…she used to know how to dress herself…what changed?

      • MK03

        She used to employ people who knew how to dress her.

        • carlatheviking

          Sounds about right.

        • Rand Ortega

          Exactly. Then her behavior ran over her bank account.

      • sojourneryouth

        Drugs.

      • Erica_Vuitton

        Honey, if shes so broke Oprah has to pay her rent homegirl def doesn’t have the money for a stylist.

    • RussellH88

      Same Old Shit would be more appropriate.

    • Matthew Davie

      Trying so hard to be Miley. Poor thing.

    • Danielle

      Oh honey. Ship this off to Miley.

    • leahpapa

      It’s hard to say how sad she makes me.

    • muelonil

      No.
      No.
      and a big NO.
      and same goes to the model.

    • KT

      Yes, same old chic — that’s what I always think when I see her. God, could she stop being so chic all the time? It’s getting old.

      • tereliz

        I thought for sure the shirt was gonna say “SAME OLD CHIT”

        • unbornfawn

          Me too!

    • algaechick

      At least she didn’t wear the studded fannypack?
      OK, I got nuthin.

      • NC_Meg

        I was thankful she didn’t wear those watercolor sequined (?) pants. Although I do wish she had worn visible pants.

    • Constant Reader

      Her face looks pretty (although i don’t like the lip color on her) and I’m relieved to see there are booty shorts under that top.

      I can’t believe I just said I was relieved to see booty shorts. It shows what kind of a curve I’m grading on.

      • Vickiefantastico

        Agreed! I can’t believe that I actually like this better on her than the model.

        • Constant Reader

          The model is wearing the shirt with 80s clown pants and a studded fanny pack. You’re grading on a curve too, I see!

          • filmcricket

            With those pants, the shirt might as well read “Frankie Says Relax.” That’s all I can see in that photo.

            • Constant Reader

              YES!

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            And nothing says swank like clown pants and a fannypack.

      • Jacob Bowen

        Thank you for catching the booty shorts…I thought she was wearing this like my sister when she used to wear one of my dad’s old t-shirts to bed.

    • sagecreek

      Oh, dear. Can’t even agree that her face looks pretty — that’s fried hair and hooker lipstick.

      Poor sad girl.

      • LJCdoc

        Agreed. Plus, it looks like she’s hitting the weed again.

        • JasmineAM

          I’d take weed over coke Lindsay.

    • Erica_Vuitton

      Just Tweeted “The slogan looks like ‘Same Old Chick’. If only she was that self aware.”

    • Jessica Freeman

      Isn’t that shirt just a bit ironic? This is the opposite of all that is Chic.

    • TAGinMO

      Definitely the Same Old Something.

    • Nicholas

      Look who dressed up as a Terry Richardson photoshoot.

    • histrogeek

      Did she switch looks with a truck-stop hooker on the Jersey Turnpike? (I kid, the hookers on the Jersey turnpike have classier looks. This is more like a Kansas highway rest area look.)

      • 3boysful

        I was gonna say those are Pretty Woman hoof boots.

    • Lesley

      atleast her face is kinda/sort of going back to normal as for the rest i’ve got nothing.

    • Adrianna Grężak

      I would love to see her with shorter hair, even a chin-length bob. She clearly can’t maintain the long hair.

    • Amanda Welliver

      The sequins look like they’re crying. Can’t say I blame them.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      Same Old Cheap

    • Jean Marie Downing

      On the plus side – she hasn’t looked that close to her actual age in years. I mean, sure she still looks older than her 26? 27? But she doesn’t look like she’s pushing 60 for once.

      Wonder if anyone could convince her to try a bob.

    • Miranda

      this is bad.

    • kmk05

      This is ridiculously unattractive. At least she’s kind of laying off the fake tan? I can’t even tell. Even her face is a trainwreck.

    • Ashleigh

      poor girl…limited closet + no free-be’s + no stealing = :(

      • tereliz

        Poor girl+LA thrift shops+taste=dressed way better than this. There’s no excuse for Lindz except poor common sense and even worse fashion sense.

    • nannypoo

      If that kiss she’s blowing in the last picture lands on me I’m going to take a shower.

    • Anathema_Device

      The most charitable thing I could assume is that she is wearing this getup to be funny. But she seems to lack the ability to laugh at herself or even critically self-assess, so I think I’m reaching with that idea. The reality is that she just has horrible taste. It happens.

    • stubbornthoughts

      Looks like she just woke up from an all-nighter where she made at least $500 for herself.

    • frannyprof

      What. the. fuck.

    • filmcricket

      My immediate thought whenever I see her is “Silkwood shower.” For her, not me. I just want to scrub everything off until the cute, talented girl that once lived under all that can be seen again.

    • MilaXX

      She gets a pass from me. It’s the jingle ball. Glitter shirts, short shorts & thigh high boots actually make sense here.

    • Glam Dixie

      I think I just caught something.

    • another_laura

      Same ol’ same ol’. I kind of hoped that with clean healthy living she might get rid of the dirty-girl style.

    • Tracy_Flick

      Uh-oh. I fear she may be off the wagon.

    • tereliz

      “Lindsay Lohan on Hashish at the Z100′s Jingle Ball.”

      Oh, wait, that’s NOT what the caption read?

      • Sarah

        High as a kite: Don’t care, party on. Dressed like she thinks she looks good in thigh-high rubber boots: super depressing.

      • EdithP

        I thought it was Lindsay Lohan in Amish…

    • annabelle archer

      Ok, well. That answers any questions any of us may have had.

    • Imasewsure

      Yes the face is good … and I love the pants on the model! That’s all I got

    • Miss wks

      Put a “k” on the end of the last word and that pretty much sums it all up…

    • Anna_Cecilia

      Well, two out of three words apply to her on that shirt.

    • Rand Ortega

      Leather leggings instead of shorts & thigh highs would’ve made this a WERQ. Instead she looks like a Miley wannabe on a Kool Aid budget. But at least she looks healthy & stable. Always a +.

    • queeniethebold

      She’s pathetic and sad in just every single which way. But i’m also sad that she went back to dyeing her hair. Her natural color was so much prettier.

    • mmebam

      Walk of shame realness…

    • Cheryl

      Horrible. The makeup would have been nice with a different lipstick colour, but that ugly shade ruined it. I don’t think anyone could wear that nasty colour.

    • decormaven

      Sound and fury signifying nothing.

      • tereliz

        Faulkner is too poetic for her.
        Fitzgerald, however…

        “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

        Yeah, that’s all her. Same Old Chick.

      • Madam Von Sassypants

        Snaps for a tremendously well placed literary quote.

        • decormaven

          Thanks!

    • KinoEye

      She brought back her terrifying leather legging/bootie combo. Kill me now. Also, from the thumbnail, I thought her shirt maybe said “Sane.” I thought to myself, honey, saying it’s so doesn’t make it so. Though I genuinely do hope she’s doing better.

      • conniemd

        I thought the tee said “same old chit.” Chic is blasphemy on this mess of an “outfit.”

    • Carolyne

      Ouch – that hurts my eyes.

    • Joanne Abrams

      Plain old gross

    • jjtxgrrl

      I think I just upchucked my lunch. Gross! What is wrong w people???

    • CatherineRhodes

      Given her reputation, one would think she’d want to tone it down a bit. One would be wrong.

    • carlaaxtman

      STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

    • http://www.momforless.com Crystal

      Looking at her makes me sad.

    • H2olovngrl

      Oh no! This looks like the start of a downward spiral. I really hope I am wrong.

    • oklund

      If she was edgy enough to shave her hair off and get some tattoos, we’d be in business.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      She’s all mad Miley stole focus, yes?

    • marlie

      TACKY. Head to toe. I know that’s her usual, but it bears repeating, in this case.

    • Calinda_L

      Grading on the Lohan Curve: at least she’s wearing pants.

      • quiltrx

        She doesn’t appear to be!

    • cocohall

      Keep it moving people, nothing new to see here, keep it moving. At least she could put up some traffic cones to divert people around this fashion accident.

    • fiddlecub

      “Her face looks pretty…”

      No. That lip is ugh.

      • murt

        Ya but it’s deflating from what it looked like earlier this year.

    • LeelaST

      Leopards never change their spots.

    • MiriamMc75

      Why is her hair peach?

    • understateddiva

      eh, she’s going to a concert; I think it’s sort of fun.

    • French_Swede

      Oh my, those pants on the model … is she wearing a fanny pack? A fanny pack with gold thorns?

      Ouch.

    • LambeeBaby

      In the thumbnail I thought it was Jenna Jamieson. She looks like she’s getting ready for bed.

    • bertkeeter

      Please get a drink!

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Sigh.

    • Anplica Fiore

      She must be there as a paid escort. But even then she’s dressed trashy & looks like crap.

    • Little_Olive

      I know there is a LOT to pick on here but I cannot believe the BK`s have been almost mute re. the leather leggings (leathings?). Apart form them being appallingly unflattering, I don’t really see how they may be tight enough not to fall without giving the wearer that little roll over the brim.

      Chic(k), please.

    • Laura Livingston

      She has really got that “over-used porn star wannabe” look down.

    • formerlyAnon

      Lord.

    • save_the_hobbit

      No sweetie you look like you’re sliding backwards again….

    • ChloeElizabeth

      I can just imagine her at parties. She’s that one girl where everyone politely speaks to then turns to their friend and goes “Poor child.”

    • andreawey

      her face does not look pretty….. :(