Oh God, Kristen. You’re making this harder for us.
Kristen Wiig attends the “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues” premiere in New York City in a Prada gown paired with Jean Michel Cazabat shoes and Fred Leighton jewelry.
Because we’ve railed at you for years for wearing shapeless, colorless, personality-free dresses and now you’ve taken to wearing dresses with perhaps a bit too much shape, color and personality for you to handle. And yet, we want to say that we’ll take a truly odd-looking dress like this any day of the week over those earth-toned sacks you used to favor. But in the interests of being consistent and fair, we have to note that this is just a plain awkward dress that draws the eye directly to the hips and crotch, which we’re pretty sure is not Kristen’s goal for the evening – to have everyone staring at her area. On the other hand, the colors are really interesting and look great on her, as does the little touches of sparkle. On the other, other hand, her head still looks depressed.
Kristen honey, we’re sorry to be so unfocused in our critique, but you really threw us a curveball. For that alone, we’re a little impressed. But we really can’t sign off on this dress, even though we support you trying some odd or challenging styles for this poledance. What we’re saying is, in short: hate the dress; love the attempt. Keep going in this direction. Just get your hair did and look into eye-shadow. That’s all we’re asking.
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