Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes at the 2013 American Country Awards

Posted on December 11, 2013

We feel a little bad that we’re starting off the day with these two. In the T Lo Dictionary entry for “Ugh,” you will find one or more of the following pictures.

 

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes attend the 2013 American Country Awards at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. LeAnn Rimes is wearing a Reem Acra dress.

Reem Acra Fall 2013 Collection

Ugh.

He’s a douchecanoe. A very good-looking one, but still a douchecanoe. His suit fits him weirdly but he looks fine. She’s virtually unrecognizable. We’ll be uncharacteristically kind and leave it at that. Maybe her face needs time to settle. At least the dress is working. For the most part. We think she’s a little on the short side for a heavy beaded gown with a high neckline, but she doesn’t look bad. It’s not the kind of dress that allows you room to do much in the way of styling, though. Jewelry, bag and shoes all needed to be kept very toned down. She made the right choices, but if we were her stylists, we’d go the other way; we’d put her in a simpler dress that’s more suited to her and then have fun with the hair, makeup, jewelry, bag and shoes.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, PRN/PRPhotos.com, FPA/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, style.com]

    • cmb92191

      She took Fergie’s eyebrows! (Yes, that is all I can say about those two)

      • Rand Ortega

        It’s for the best. (On both counts)

      • ballerinawithagun

        I thought it was Fergie again when I saw the thumbnails!

    • Pennymac

      When did she turn into Deirdre Hall from Days of Our lives?

      • Rand Ortega

        That, madam, is an insult to Dr. Marlena Evans, her evil twin Samantha & their fans worldwide.
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • AwesomeMargie

      If she is short then he must be too unless she is wearing some platforms?

      • Jacqueline Wessel

        He is also leaning into her and slouching which decreases his height. It’s kind of a weird pose, looks like he’s falling on her.

        • http://www.flickr.com/photos/divine_aphasia/ Constant Cat

          Timmmmmberrrrrrr!!!!!

    • acevedob

      Oh Eddie, how the mighty have fallen.

      • Eric Stott

        He never fell, his rise was temporary and now he’s back where he always belonged- with the Pretty Forgettable Boys

      • Rand Ortega

        He rose? I missed that part.

        • Shawn EH

          He was on that airline show with Christina Ricci, right? D-List Mad Men?

          • Jacqueline Wessel

            It was the Playboy Club show with Amber Heard. And yes, D-List Mad Men.

            • Eric Stott

              He’s heading for Lifetime Original Movie territory for certain.

          • Rand Ortega

            LOL. I blinked. My bad.

      • e jerry powell

        Let’s be real:
        He was only mighty until he put his clothes back on.

    • annabelle archer

      Bless their D List hearts. They are perfectly suited for each other.

      • StellaZafella

        For some reason, I see a cigarette hanging from her lips and he seems to be coming into the picture from the next room.

    • teensmom99

      My Hungarian great aunt called from the after life and she wants her dress back. I distinctly remember her wearing it to her son’s wedding in 1970.

      • e jerry powell

        Don’t make Reem Acra cut you. You might end up looking like that dress.

    • charlotte

      The parents of Taylor Swift?

      • lillyvonschtupp

        You never know. Eddie’s busy impregnating strippers and Playboy bunnies while she foots the bill.

    • Introspective

      so funny that they’re at the country awards because they look like the desolation of smaug embodied…

    • 8daysaweek

      Just looking at these two makes me feel like I need a shower.

    • Kathy

      Him: Definite douchebaggery. Her: Not bad, but why is her nose so red. Maybe it’s my computer.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      These are great clothes, for other people.

      • StellaZafella

        Some matronly drag queen and a funeral director..

        • SportifLateBoomer

          BOOM. on the money!

        • e jerry powell

          YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

          A matronly drag queen would still have better taste.

      • sojourneryouth

        Call me nuts but I can see Jane Fonda rocking this. The model (of course) is making it sing as well.

    • Jackie Lorden

      It makes me happy that you have used one of the Bloggess’ descriptions. Douchecanoe!

    • MartyBellerMask

      Please say your next book will be The Illustrated TLo Dictionary.

      • SRQkitten

        Second on that one! Brilliant idea Marty for the next book!

    • Jessica Freeman

      For these 2, it’s actually pretty good. At least she’s not doing the overdone sexy poses and has covered the entirety of her body. I’ll take it.

    • http://www.readbarbara.com/ ReadBarbara

      What “donate your old shoes to charity” bin did he pull those shoes out of?

      • makeityourself

        I know. Isn’t that suit black? And the shoes are brown . . . ombre? How did that escape TLo’s watchful eye?

        • e jerry powell

          Not even ombré, just old vintage.

    • MissMariRose

      That is some awkward body posture.

      • kimmeister

        How is he not breaking laws of physics with that lean?

        • e jerry powell

          Who said he wasn’t?

    • carnush

      “Douchecanoe” is my new favorite word.

    • Kent Roby

      His weird expression and his lean make it look like he’s drunk and she’s holding him up. That’s literally the nicest thing I can say about these two.

    • CPK1

      Love the dress on the model. that is the only nice thing i have to say.

      • giddypony

        I thought it looked like she had cooties and he was trying to keep his distance.

      • MaggieMae

        Me too! Love it on the model. Lovely contrast with her dark skin. Washes LeAnn out.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Oh, BTW… I love the new layout.
      1) More stuff on the front page :)
      2) Less scrolling in the posts. If I want to expand a pic I can. But if I just want to go straight to the comments- so much easier! THANKS!

    • JR Labrador

      Her: needs a good lawyer to start the inevitable malpractice suit (unless her face does, indeed, settle).

      Him: beyond canoe; he’s like a doucheschooner or something.

      • Rand Ortega

        Trawler?

        • Constant Reader

          I laughed at all of these, but I’m going to have to go with douchetrawler for the win. You know, because they scrape the bottom and they smell really bad.

      • Kent Roby

        douchebarge?

        • e jerry powell

          Sounds like something Enron might have anchored somewhere on the East River back in the day.

      • Loramir

        Doucheliner? Douchegalleon?

        Douchefrigate!

        [Mostly just because the word frigate is inherently funny (f you're mentally 12, as I apparently am).]

        • Chaiaiai

          Douchejunk. No really, it’s a type of boat!

      • JeanProuvaire

        He’s like an aircraft carrier full of doucheplanes.

    • Janet B

      I like the dress, not on her.
      I like the shoes, not on him.

      eta: I would have never guessed they were at the ACA’s

    • Ragnarockette

      It might be my seething hatred for her, but I think she looks terrible. And I can’t blame the dress because I think it looks fantastic on the model.

    • Jumpingjacks

      They couldn’t be more pleased with themselves.. ugh

      • Constant Reader

        Leann is exuding Paltrow-level smugness there.

        • Jumpingjacks

          I don’t know.. Paltrow always has this serene I’m a superior good in the world thing going.. Leann goes full on disney witch not trying to laugh at seeing your existence obliterated by my presence kinda vibe.

          • Constant Reader

            I think it’s the eyebrows.

        • e jerry powell

          Somehow I doubt that Graydon Carter is shaking in his boots about that one.

    • marlie

      Can’t. Stand. Them. UGH. The dress if fine, but it’s meant for a taller ladystar. And that’s all I’m going to say.

    • Anna_Cecilia

      That is some awkward body language, I’ve seen more “natural” poses in Sears portrait studio photos. Is Paula Patton coaching them?

      Oh, the LA Face, once it takes hold of you, it never lets go.

    • mjude

      ugh…………..

    • Vanessa Reyes

      Love the new layout!….I’m thinking Charlize Theron for this dress.

    • crash1212

      I love this dress. That’s it…it’s all I have. Except to say that perhaps she should’ve done something a little softer with her hair.

      • Imasewsure

        I like it too although it’s definitely too long. I would have preferred her to follow TLo’s advice on the simple dress/fun styling too since this is a little old for her but it works for the most part. Love love it on the model (of course).

    • annrr

      Did they get into a huge fight on the way there or what? I think she was mad because he got stoned while she was getting her make-up and hair done.

      • boweryboy

        Wait. Are they a couple? Because their body language says differently.

        • demidaemon

          They’re married, sadly.

          • boweryboy

            Wow. She’s so not there at all. And he looks like he doesn’t want any part of his body touching her.

    • boweryboy

      It looks like he paired his weekend Dockers with an expensive jacket. I love his shoes, though. Her dress is gorge, but yeah that face….

    • Erica

      2014 is for sure the year we’re going to have the spectacular Divorce Headlines about these 2, after he gets caught one too many times sleeping around, right?

      That woman is 31 years old. That’s right, not 61 (as the dress and make-up and face work would suggest), but 31.

      • Carleenml

        I don’t know why it continues to shock me, but it does. Why these young women mess with their looks to the point of no return at such a ridiculously young age. WTF is the point. It makes them all look OLDER.

    • cocohall

      I think she looks quite good really. She is no longer painfully thin. She looks healthy and happy, except for the fact that she is with Mr. Douchecanoe. That just sums him up perfectly. I have no idea how this man has a career. He just seems insufferable.

      • Carleenml

        Does he have a career? I honestly never hear (or heard) his name unless it’s the two of them showing up at some event.

        • MilaXX

          He was just in Best Man Holiday which did very well at the box office.

        • Qitkat

          He was also in CSI:Miami for a short while. Apparently the show where careers go to die.

          • Eric Stott

            He’s become the guy they plug into fading shows when they want to spice them up but can’t afford a real star.

    • MilaXX

      This is pretty good for her. She’s looked a little off to me since they got married. He is as mentioned an attractive douche bag. I’m just thankful there re no pictures of her looking at him adoringly.

    • bertkeeter

      One word, matronly!

    • Adrianna Grężak

      I’m still flabbergasted that Leann Rimes has tweeted almost 70,000 times

    • Ruth Preston

      Do any of the other BKs get a distinctly Harvey-Korman-as-Rhett-Butler thing from him?

    • Jaeda Laurez

      I love the dress, but I can’t stand her. He’s SO cute, and I he was good in Best Man Holiday, but I do not like whatever those back vents are doing.

    • HVM

      King and Queen of my rational hate list.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Maybe Leann is trying to do the more serious, grownup look with this gown-it looks fine. As for the hub, he looks as she’s propping him up.

    • alyce1213

      Ick.

    • JauntyJohn

      Agreed on all counts, but I have to say that he was smokin’ — just absolutely dreamy, smokin’ hot — in “Living Out Loud” when he gave Holly Hunter that massage.

    • Tracy_Flick

      That’s a very aging look on her.

    • Sarah

      Pretty badass dress; should be on a cooler lady.

    • Qitkat

      I went to youtube to refresh my memory of her first hit song “Blue,” recorded when she was only 13, released in 1996. Often compared to Patsy Cline, this very talented young lady, already seeming old beyond her years, has also had a complicated life and career, as did Cline. I haven’t listened to her music in years, but that first song showed such a fresh talent. It often seems as if the music industry chews them up young and spits them out.

      This is a beautiful dress, but she seems so world-weary at 31.

      • murt

        She still has a gorgeous voice…. hopefully she can ditch her husband and focus on the music; her last album (just released this year) was really good too actually.

      • LJCdoc

        I loved her then. Now, I can’t even listen, but all I picture is this crap.

    • frannyprof

      I love starting my day with “ugh.” It goes really well with coffee.

    • frannyprof

      Is she propping him up? Did he get stuck mid-Robot? Do they go to the same botox dealer? So many questions…

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      I wonder what their faces would look like if you could manage to peel off all that smug.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      Seeing her makes me sad. She had so much talent and potential, and this is what she’s turned into; a moveable train wreck.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1180174329 Elizabeth Phillips

      Is it just me, or is she not aging well? 31 doesn’t usually look like this…

      • murt

        She looks so different compared to a couple of years ago – I think it’s fillers plus she changed her teeth.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Hate. Although I love that dress on its own, she makes me never want to see it again.

    • shopgirl716

      Douchcanoe? I like it.

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      Douchecanoe! Hehe! I love you guys.

    • Fordzo

      At first I thought “What are THEY doing THERE?”, and then I remembered that she is famous for more than being her very own real housewife of somewhere spin-off

    • Madam Von Sassypants

      He’s got that LeAnn lean.

    • Lilak

      Hoo-whee, do I love that gown on the model!

    • demidaemon

      YIKES and UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

    • E. D.

      That dress wouldn’t suck if it was strapless or spaghetti-strapped.

    • Swiftlytiltingplanet

      His eyes always sort of creep me out.

      • Eric Stott

        ohhhh yeah

    • e jerry powell

      Forget the clothes. You should feel like you need a Silkwood shower just looking at the two of them with the lights on.

    • leftcoastpickle

      They TOTALLY just smoked a joint before this picture. She’s pretty young, relatively, isn’t she? Like, less than 30?

    • Mary Lauer

      In my dictionary, you find them under “smug.” The dress is fab on the model, but does not suit her AT ALL.