Chiwetel Ejiofor in Burberry at the “12 Years A Slave” Paris Premiere

Posted on December 12, 2013

Boycoat Porn. Sorry, ladies. You’ll just have to sit there and watch us drool over this one.


Chiwetel Ejiofor attends the “12 Years A Slave” Paris premiere at Cinema UGC Normandie in Paris, France.

Burberry Military Gabardine Trench Coat [not exact match]

We want to touch it.

We’re kinda not on board with his grooming. We think he can look amazing in a beard, but it needs to be shaped and trimmed, as does his hair. His naturally dramatic features aren’t being set off with this overall head fuzz thing he’s got going on.

But oh, that coat. What a beauty.





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  • NBG

    Wow, that gave me a little shiver of joy. Beautiful. I love coat porn season.

  • Glam Dixie

    I like the version the model is wearing a bit more, but it is indeed a lovely coat.

    • Sarah

      See, I think the model’s looks like a robe, and his is way better. But, he is a fine lookin’ man, while I think the model looks like a boyish china doll, so that could help.

      • Glam Dixie

        I like the length of the models coat better and the fact that it doesn’t look like a black rectangle but that could just be because the boy/model is so tiny that he can give it more shape.

        • Sarah

          I see your point. I like a rectangular dude, though 🙂

          • kimmeister

            I’d rather my man be a rectangle than have an hourglass figure. That’s my job!

          • Glam Dixie

            Haha, come on, that’s not fair, that boy is skinny but he doesn’t have an hourglass figure by any stretch. And by the way, I’m downvoting you ALL for disagreeing with me!! *stamps foot*

          • kimmeister

            I’m not saying he actually has an hourglass figure, it’s just that the coat is giving him the appearance of one.

        • marlie

          A second look indicates that the coat that the model and the one that Chiwetel is wearing aren’t exactly the same. Seems the model’s coat is a trench, and Chiwetel’s is made of a sturdier wool.

          • Glam Dixie

            Which would account for why it looks so much bulkier around his waist where it is belted.

          • boweryboy

            Ah yeah. You’re right.

    • boweryboy

      Isn’t it the same version? Except the model is the size of a toothpick so it looks kind of different?

  • MoHub

    It’s perfection for me.

  • gabbilevy

    As *if* the ladies were going to sit out the drooling on this one!

  • Jessica Freeman

    I can’t even with the non-grooming on the red carpets these days.

    That coat is to die for.

  • jilly_d

    Beautiful coat! I will respectfully disagree with Uncles on the beard.

    • I just watched an interview with him on Jimmy Kimmel from a couple of months ago, the hair was about the same but he was clean shaven and he was SO much hotter!

    • TropiCarla

      I feel like I’ve become such a beard-whore since hubby started rocking a salt-and-pepper version of that beard. I see Chiwe here and don’t have the heart to tell him the beard doesn’t look that good because I know how good it must FEEL. *shiver*

  • PlethoraofBooks

    We wants it precious… The boy can come too.

  • formerlyAnon

    Only mild drooling for me. For some reason the leather(?) epaulettes look too stiff, or, I don’t know, like an afterthought to me. Though I like the leather straps at the end of the sleeves.

  • PastryGoddess

    My ovaries just exploded. I’m not going to get anything done for the rest of the day

  • MilaXX

    I like everything I see here. Yummy man, yummy coat.

  • marlie

    That coat is stunning. I’d wear it in a SECOND. And Chiwetel is wearing it better than the model. Agree that he needs to be neatened up a bit, but THAT COAT.

  • I think he needs just a bit of eyebrow pencil, to balance the hair and beard.

    • kimmeister

      You’re right, they actually almost look gray!

  • Nonmercisansfacon

    Such an handsome man. Gorgeous smile, gorgeous eyes, gorgeous coat.

  • Aidan B

    I sign off on all of this. More, more!

  • boweryboy

    If I could only pull of a double breasted coat…but I LOVE those shoes!

    And I agree with his grooming. I’ve been saying for a while now that I have this itching burning desire to trim his ‘fro. He would look so much better if it were close cropped.

    • Imasewsure

      I could get on board with a full ‘fro but it’s the in-between look that always looks a bit off…

      • boweryboy

        It looks unkempt, like if he continues to grow it out it will naturally twist into dreadlocks on its own. If that’s the look he’s going for then he nailed it.

  • nannypoo

    It’s better on him than on the model. Gorgeous.

  • Wendy Todd

    Yes the coat is good. The best thing about him though is not visible. His voice? That accent is to die for.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      HIs voice is to die for-and his smile ain’t bad, either..

  • Courtenay P

    damn he fine. loving that smile.

  • Imasewsure

    Hair and beard definitely need some work but love looking at the coat too… here’s hoping Santa brings two of them to our dear uncles this year!

  • Jaeda Laurez

    i can’t blame his lack of a line on being British, because Idris (!!) keeps his on point. I don’t understand his hair situation. But the coat is dope.

  • Introspective

    Love him. Living for the coat. Definitely part of the horde of drooling minions.

  • NYCGlamourpuss

    Perfection. And the coat ain’t bad either!

  • jen_vasm

    I’m personally not feeling that beard and his aggressive afro patdown is is steering him into George Jefferson territory.

  • ashtangajunkie

    He has kind eyes and a beautiful smile. And a fabulous coat.

  • decormaven

    What a beauty indeed! And the man is quite fine as well.

  • Marie Sea

    Meh, it’s a coat. Nothing to look at here.

  • Tricia

    He is so attractive. And that is most definitely coat porn. Looks warm too. I dig that he’s letting his hair get a little wild & woolly.

  • crash1212

    He can be as fuzzy as he wants around me. All fuzz accepted. The coat’s not bad either.

  • MW

    No worries gents, we’ll join you in the drooling.

  • Kate4queen

    Burberry give the best coat ever.

  • That man. That smile. That coat. Whew!

  • Sure, I’ll drool. But I’m also borrowing it from you.

  • KinoEye

    Magnificoat. Gender matters not — I’m an equal opportunity coat porn enthusiast. And, although I’ve ever only seen him in pictures and short clips, he seems to be a dimensional and charismatic actor. Can’t wait to finally see 12 Years.

  • CatherineRhodes

    Sorry to disagree, but I think the hair/beard is working really well. It’s not too messy, yet not too fussy. Plus, it spotlights his lovely eyes.

  • RectPropagation

    But he did shape his hair. It might have shrunk unevenly but you can tell he did something to his hair.

  • demidaemon

    That cat looks better on hime than the model. I’m actually loving his beard here. I just want to pet it. I can’t say the same about his hair. It needs to be closer to his head, I think.

  • Jacob Bowen

    He is SO HANDSOME. And, that jacket is DEFINITELY coat porn worthy. I love that it has a belt!

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    Ooh, baby, does Burberry know how to turn out a great coat-I want it NOWW. Love Mr. Ejiofor, too-ever since I saw him in “Dirty Pretty Things’

  • quiltrx

    I consider this sort of coat porn to be gender-neutral! 🙂

  • GeoDiva

    I am obessed witn coats, which is strange because I live in a tropical climate! I love a man in a great coat.

  • That coat is great and I actually like the fuzz, he looks soft and cute with it! But yeah, dat coat.

  • brown-eyed girl

    Coat? What coat? 🙂