Bradley Cooper Style Double Shot

Posted on December 09, 2013

This is pure coat porn for the boys … and we suppose just straight up starfucker porn for the Bradley fans generally. Cuz the boy’s looking pretty hot, we have to say.

 

Bradley Cooper attends the “American Hustle” screening after party at Monkey Bar in New York City in a Tommy Hilfiger trench coat paired with a Todd Snyder plaid shirt.

Bradley Cooper attends the screening of “American Hustle” in New York City in a Vivienne Westwood coat paired with a Todd Snyder suit.

 

Personally, we prefer after-party Bradley because he’s got some color and pattern to him, and also because – and we can’t believe we’re saying this – we like the Hilfiger coat a lot more than the Westwood. We feel like bad fashion bloggers for saying that; especially since the Westwood is gorgeous in its own right. But that navy blue looks amazing on him, even if he does look high as a kite.

But if Santa Jesus dropped that Westwood down our chimney, you wouldn’t catch us shedding any tears of disappointment. You also wouldn’t catch us wearing a suit with work boots, but that’s why Bradley Cooper is a star and we’re just the two snarky bitches in the corner.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images]

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  • PastryGoddess

    Fuck those coats
    Marry that man
    Kill those boots

    • Imasewsure

      Personally I would marry the coats since I think the relationship would last a lot longer… I would “keep” not “kill” the boots since I kind of like them (but I promise to treat them badly) and I’m ok with the third thing too… FMK Hurray!!

      • formerlyAnon

        You, my dear, are astute.

      • PastryGoddess

        I’m a coat whore. I fall in and out of love with coats multiple times a week. There’s always a better coat on the next hangar. Marrying Bradley would work much better, because then I can dress him up in all of the coats I love. I’d totally make it worth his while.

        The boots, they’d still have to die

  • Sam Smith

    He totally looks fried.

  • Janet B

    His boots are ready for inclement weather.

  • http://piblet.tumblr.com/ Anastasia

    Santa Jesus can drop Bradley Cooper down my chimney, work boots and all, please and thank you. Coats/clothes optional.

  • Adrianna Grężak

    I want that blue coat! I also prefer him with the short hair

  • lundibleu

    Fried or not, I don’t care. I’ll have him with either of the coats, boots and all. Thank the gods he has lost the long hair, short suits him so much better.

    I like both the coats, but I WANT the Westwood. Unfortunately I am completely the wrong shape to make it work, and I have no money for Westwood, but WAAAAANT.

  • Tricia

    I never liked him until pretty recently. Yes to everything in these pictures! He looks damn good with scruff.

    • Qitkat

      I have liked him since Alias. And he can rock da scruff better than most.

      • marlie

        I LOVED him in the Alias era, but is it just me or has he gotten a little bit more cocky as he’s gotten more famous?

  • Jeremiah Capacillo

    Is it just me or does he sort of resemble Liev Schreiber in these pics?

    • brown-eyed girl

      Yeah, I thought so, too. Kind of Robin Williams, too, in a weird sort of way.

  • Glam Dixie

    With his hair this short he can’t gloop all of that product in it so it’s a big improvement for me. Love both coats but agree he looks amazing in the dark blue.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Cutest serial killer on the block.

    • demidaemon

      Heee. How I missed your special brand of wit, annabelle. Sadly, I wouldn’t turn away this serial killer if he walked in my door.

      • formerlyAnon

        it’s all about the intent with which he walks in the door . . .

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Oh Hell no. I’ve been pro BCoops since Alias. He can come right on in.

        • PastryGoddess

          Thank you. I just won a bet re: Coop and Alias

          Wine is MINE!

        • kimmeister

          This particular hairdo is soooo season 3!

  • filmcricket

    Agreed on the Hilfiger coat, it’s way gorgeous. He doesn’t do anything for me, but thank merciful God he cut his hair.

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Now if someone would only teach him how to shave.

  • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    I insist, there should be a “Coat Porn” tag and category.

    • PastryGoddess

      co-sign

    • decormaven

      Affirmed.

  • Nicholas

    Fashion tip: look like Liev Schreiber.

    • conniemd

      As I said in response to him no longer looking to pretty, there is nothing like a bad boy to set the neither ranges a tingling. There’s such a fine line between bad boy and douche.

  • Bill Craven

    That Westwood coat looks like a woman’s cut or something. It’s off. I love the Hilfiger!

    • Aidan B

      Did someone say’s women’s cut? I will happily take it off his hands!

  • boweryboy

    Yum.
    The coats are nice too.

  • http://www.jaimieteekell.com/ Jaimie

    I can never go for a guy whose eye is lower than the other.

  • Mich

    YUMMMMYYYY ;)

  • jilly_d

    He really doesn’t scratch my itch, but those coats are terrific and I can’t wait to see American Hustle – he looks like a lot of fun in the previews.

  • Clueless_Jock

    Beautiful coats.

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    The Westwood coat is fine, but that HIlfiger one just really works well for Bradley-style, fit, color.

  • brown-eyed girl

    Sometimes he really does it for me, and other times I think he just misses looking like a weasel. The boots made me wince.

  • Wendy Todd

    Normally he is too pretty for my taste…but that hair cut changes everything.

    • conniemd

      I know people here rant about the neck beard, but a guy with a good hair cut and some scruff on the face goes from too pretty to pant over to bad boy I know this is going to be a night I’ll never forget.

  • demidaemon

    I never thought I would say this, but that close cropped hair does wonders for him. He went from “enh, I won’t toss you out of bed” cute to “I’m going to fuck you senseless” hot.

    • conniemd

      I kinda like longer hair, but on some guys the short hair really brings out the facial features and keeps them from being too purty. In this case the short hair really brings out the blue in his eyes.

    • quiltrx

      I agree, he smells less like douche to me with the cropped hair. Maybe I just like it ’cause I suddenly notice he’s looking a teensy bit like Liev Schreiber (geez Disqus, I had to type Liev THREE times before you realized I meant it and not ‘live’!).

  • par3182

    Is he super-sensitive to the cold? Amy Adams was at the same after party in that lace thing.

    • MilaXX

      yeah but that’s the way of Hollywood to have the lady stars half dressed and the male stars dressed for the weather

  • Nonnah

    I’ll take the two snarky bitches on the corner any day over Bradley Cooper!

    • marlie

      I think the snarky bitches ON the corner are two completely different people (but no less interesting) than the snarky bitches IN the corner. ;)

  • formerlyAnon

    I vastly prefer the cut and color of the Hifilger coat. Between that, the work boots and the plaid shirt visible at the neckline, this one is worth chatting up at the party, even if all his buddies are MBA assholes. We’ve been 23 and single, mostly we went to college, we can effectively chat up anyone and cut the wheat from the chaff, fried or not. Right, BKs?

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Ahhhh, 23 and single, now I know what I want for Christmas.

      • formerlyAnon

        The inside of my head was . . . not that helpful at 23. I had fun, but I didn’t know what to do with it, if that makes any sense. I looked like a grown up from the outside, but it stopped there. Give me any age between 29 and 35, though, and – as long as my kids stay grown – NOW you’re talking!

        • Qitkat

          See, I agree with both you and aa, because in fact 23 was my last Christmas being single, and I was still having fun, and not realizing that I still needed to have a lot more fun and growing up to know myself before committing to another person. In a way that decision has haunted me ever since. But between 29 and 35, I really began to know who and what and how I wanted to be, but I had 3 little kids by then. So yeah, it’s that old saw hindsight is 20/20.

          • formerlyAnon

            Yes. That all makes sense. Like a lot of people, I really can’t see the point in returning to an earlier age unless I get to remember at least part of what I’ve learned along the way, or have SOMEthing be different so I’d take better advantage of the time and the younger body. Why bother if I’m just going to do the same stuff all over again? It was fine, I don’t have any regrets of the “I knew better but I did it anyway” variety – they’re all “I wish I knew then . . .” Which is actually not a bad landscape to look back on, given the choices.

  • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

    He looks SO much better with this haircut. And his eyes are piercing in these photos.

  • Wellworn

    This is why I like winter. Good coat porn, boys.

  • MannahattaMamma

    high as a KITE absolutely. he’s wearing the coat so he doesn’t just sail over the rooftops and disappear, like Glinda or something. Sheesh.

  • kimmeister

    Both coats are great, but his pants are too short in the 2nd look.

  • Jacob Bowen

    I need a fan…EVERYTHING porn all around. He is beauty.

  • http://victoriapavlova.com Victoria Pavlova

    The coats are FAB. The guy does nothing for me. Always want to wash my hands when I see him.

    • paginatrix

      me too!

  • d4divine

    He should wear navy 24/7!

  • marlie

    Love both coats, but that Hilfiger is to DIE FOR. Bradley doesn’t do anything for me, but I’m coveting that coat for the bf.

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Gorgeous coats! I want the blue one!!! (For my husband, of course.) (But I’d wear it.)

  • jw_ny

    Put a regular collar on the Hilfiger coat and I’d be all over it…but that henley-ish one…nope.

  • Mrs. Julien

  • RaritySparkle

    I’m such a nerd. First I think: “What awesome coats.” Then I think: “And this is the guy who’s playing Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy. Oy.”

  • Fred Vaughn

    The grey Hilfiger is JUST RIGHT.

  • prettybigkitty

    He reminds me of Ralph Fiennes circa English Patient in these. Which I love.

  • Daktari100

    Well you said both, that the boy’s looking pretty hot, and he looks high as a kite. I agree with the latter part of that statement. I haven’t gone all gaga for a boy who looked high since my limelight days in the ’90s.

  • guest2visits

    I’m liking this movie star gangster persona.