Angie Harmon in Angel Sanchez at the 2013 UNICEF Snowflake Ball

Posted on December 04, 2013

Angie Harmon attends the 2013 UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in an Angel Sanchez strapless gown paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

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[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com, Kristin Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, angelsanchezusa.com]

    • jtabz

      The tit bow to end all tit bows.

      • conniemd

        Holy crap, just looked like an ordinary tit bow from the front.

      • carlaaxtman

        And millions of pairs of boobs across the land cried out in horror…..

    • aeb1986

      A new approach to side boob

    • Jessica Freeman

      It was really bad from the front, and then she turned to the side.

      • mshesterp

        The side boob actually shocked me.

        • Jessica Freeman

          Gathering from the comments, most of the BKs were shocked as well. Which, coming from a group that is bored by Gaga , is saying a lot.

          • mshesterp

            And yet, and I know this is impolitic to say…Angie Harmon has such a lovely bosom that I can’t hate on the image. Her breasts look awesome. I know that much side boob can be seen as tacky, but she’s so delightful that I just shrug. Harmon side boob, you kinda won me over…

        • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

          Me too. I was expecting your basic taffeta and there it was.

    • snarkykitten

      I just want to yank it up or down…sorry are we only allowed to make tacky comments directed at the male stars?

    • ojosazules

      Scroll down see through stuff.

    • crash1212

      She almost had me until the side boob. Seriously. Awful. Although, if you have to do netting, I like the big black heavy netting look.

    • Stella Zawistowski

      The first thing I thought was, “God, just rip off that black napkin stapled to her chest!”

      And then she turned to the side, and I saw what was underneath, and I thought, “Leave the black napkin where it is!”

      • decormaven

        Talk about strategic deployment.

    • gabbilevy

      SURPRISE SIDEBOOB.

      I was not expecting that. Pretty, until she turned.

      • Rhonda Shore

        exactly my thought…

      • ampg

        I was thinking about how lovely and wintery she looked, with the light and floaty top layer of the skirt and OMG SO MUCH SIDEBOOB WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

    • hughman

      Years ago I was shopping at the Kiehl’s counter at Barneys here in L.A. and she came up shopping next to me. She’s surprisingly tall and she was very sweet. I’d always been a big fan of hers on Law and Order. “Oh by the way,” I casually mentioned “congratulations on your new show Crossing Jordan”

      Anndddd…. scene. (But she was very gracious about my total embarrassment at her correcting me).

      • MilaXX

        Did she give you farty face for that mistake?

        • hughman

          Not at all! She actually said “Oh people make that mistake all the time.” Of course she might have been lying about that part but I was thankful for the exit.

      • mshesterp

        Ha! I like her even more for that.

      • LongTall_Sally

        Great story! If she’s tall, that might partly explain why the bodice looks like it needs to be hoiked up. I’m also tall and most strapless dresses (and fitted tops in general) don’t fit my proportions. Not that I have a reason to wear them anyway.

    • rissa42210

      For Models Only? The bust is in mourning – and rightly so. The skirt in general looks heavy and stiff. The face – particularly the skin tone – is not right. The earrings are nice?

      • MilaXX

        Sadly Angie is a former model.

        • rissa42210

          So much for that theory!

      • lunchcoma

        I think that’s just a bad idea dress. It has sort of a fussy, bridesmaid look to it even on the model.

    • deathandthestrawberry

      Her rack is too big for the dress. It’s slipping down, and the side view makes it look vulgar. I’m no prude, but an event honoring UNICEF is no place for side boob.

      • marlie

        You know, I hadn’t even thought about that. Yes, sideboob isn’t always (ever?) appropriate.

        • deathandthestrawberry

          At an event like movie premiere (or a Vegas club opening), properly deployed a side boob can look sexy as hell, but I hate it here. Not just inappropriate, it looks tacky and try hard. (Yay. You got your picture on a fashion blog. Good on you). I actually like the dress on the model, even though it looks a little bridal to me.

      • kimmeister

        Very venue-inappropriate indeed.

    • Constant Reader

      I was thinking that the front of the bodice needs to be hoiked up about two inches… then she turned and, alas, I realized that bodice had bigger problems.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Thoughts, in order of appearance.

      “Hoist!!!”

      “Jessica McClintock realness.”

      “Always with the shiny face. What the hell, Ange?”

      “Hello, side boob!”

      The end.

      • Constant Reader

        Maybe she’s taking her makeup cues from a teacher I had in 6th grade who was (I think) going for “moist, dewy, and youthful” but only managed to achieve “covered in Wesson Oil.”

      • alyce1213

        Exactly.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      The tit bow says “do not open until Christmas” but the side boob says “I told you what you’re getting anyway.”

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        this is me. this is me quietly applauding at me desk.

      • stellamaris73

        Brava!

      • CPK1

        hahahaha. Too much brilliance for a Wednesday afternoon!

      • Jacob Bowen

        PERFECT.

      • decormaven

        Bowing down….

      • NMMagpie

        :::more loud cubicle laughter:::

      • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

        coca cola out my nose.

    • marlie

      That’s a sideways fug. I was all ready to love this (despite the tit-bow, and despite it sitting a little too low on her chest, but then she turned to the side, and THAT’s what ruined the dress for me. Seriously, sheer/mesh corsetry and sideboob?

    • clatie

      Boring from the front, slutsville from the side. AWFUL.

    • MilaXX

      Anybody else wanna hoik that bodice up? Completely takes away from the look. I also wish she had gone for a bolder lip. This look practically screams for a red lip.

    • boweryboy

      I liked it until she turned to the side. Sheesh.

    • tereliz

      Sweet mother of side-boob!

    • Rand Ortega

      Who ordered the side of boob?
      I’m torn whether to love the bit of sexy in such a demure gown or if it ruins the class of the dress with the shock of skanky.

      • Monabel

        The latter.

      • BrooklynBomber

        Funny – I just looked at the Kelly Rowland post and thought about how I hate the serving-up-my-breasts-on-a-platter look. Then I click over here and find them served as a side dish. Either way, no thanks.

    • mjude

      what is with the side netting. the look had potential.

    • Garcia Loca

      Tony Bowls makes prettier prom dresses.

    • http://tvblogster.blogspot.com Boop

      I’m hungry just looking at her. Everything is skinny and the dress tightness accentuates that. However, every time I see Angie Harmon I keep thinking it’s Ali McGraw.

    • Trickytrisha

      She’s wearing the dress way too low, presumably to show off the boobage. Looks tacky.

    • Kirstin McAulay

      Not in front of the children!

    • SewingSiren

      Pay no attention to the boob behind the bow.

    • MoHub

      Side-view fug. And the bodice is also riding low.

    • Tracy_Flick

      I can’t be mad, I saved my 1992 prom dress for a while, too.

    • Nancer

      That’s way too much side-boob. But I still think she looks pretty!

      • kirkyo

        I think she looks hot.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      If only the bodice were different, because I really like the fabric used for the skirt.

    • Jacob Bowen

      To me this looks like her house was on fire so she grabbed a white curtain to wear on the way out and then realized her boobs were showing so she put the black napkin on top. The firemen would be VERY happy!

    • Kent Roby

      Yawn, gasp.

    • lalahartma

      Too droopy.

    • Kate Andrews

      Tis the season for side bewb.

    • Carleenml

      I’d still do her. forever my girl crush.

    • Kelly

      I liked it until I saw the silly side boob mesh thing. Plus, the whole dress needs to be pulled up about two inches, like on the model, so that Angie doesn’t look like she’s in danger of imminent wardrobe malfunction.

    • Sam Smith

      Not a fan of the dress, but impressed with the posing especially in photo #5.

    • Imasewsure

      A little issue with the low hanging fruit from the front and then what the WTF with the side mesh? Yuck

    • Erica_Vuitton

      Wow that’s a lot of side-boob & sternum for an event for children…

    • carnush

      Beautiful.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Wow! That’s really…

      (scrolls down)

      … fucking exposed. Oy. So close, Angie!

    • sagecreek

      Oh, no. Nice until I saw the side view.

    • Jumpingjacks

      I wonder if it’s a bridal dress for strippers and the front is just attached with velcro.. you can rip it off and have a full frontal view of these babies!

    • BrianaJC

      why the sheer panel side boob? why?

    • PinkySlinky

      She looks soo much like Ali MacGraw

    • LJCdoc

      I feel like she’s leaning way back like that because if she stood up straight, the whole thing would come crashing down around her ankles.

    • jw_ny

      I was all set to say how classically chic this dress was on her then …oh nooooo! why Angie, why? :(

    • Laurie Landry

      A fresh twist on the side boob. Is she ever going to get fat?

    • Laurie Landry

      Seems like a lot of boob for Unicef.

    • MichelleRafter

      Could have been a WERQ but the side boob killed it.

    • http://angrynerdgirl.net/ Jessi03

      That is some serious sideboob sticking out of a wedding dress

    • MikeW_Vegas

      She’s come a long way from the sweet little girl that was in the Sunday school class I taught back in the late 70s.

    • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

      That second picture of her elicited a “WO” from me, and not a good “WO” if you know what I mean. The bodice is bad all the way around.

    • quiltrx

      I’m so distracted by the horrible flash-back on the background that I can barely see her. Fail on the backdrop.
      Bodice needs some SERIOUS hoiking up. And the Side Boob Hour (any Family Guy fans?) panel appears to make it impossible to wear decent underpinnings with this thing.
      Oh, and the lace looks much cheaper in real life than it did in the model shoot.

    • LeelaST

      In the first photo she’s got a very high set of extra boobs “or something.” Then apparently nothing says “Children’s Charity” like side boob. Otherwise she and the gown are stunning.

    • pookiesmom

      I love this from the front, but WHOA SIDEBOOB.

    • formerlyAnon

      Before I realized the bodice looked like a foundation garment with the bow off an enormous funeral wreath in the front, I REALLY liked this.

    • E. D.

      Can’t believe that stayed up.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      The categorization of couture collections (hey, how’s that for alliteration?) will never cease to amaze me. How on earth does this qualify as “resort wear”? Are smart set folks dressed like this as they sashay down the strand in South Beach? It has much more of an alt bride feel to me, like the bridal collection Vera Wang did some time back where all the models were wearing opera length black gloves, and many of the gowns had black details.

      Ms. Angie has some spectacular body……I can’t tell if she’s too busty or not busty enough to make the top fit properly, but whatever it is, the fit is a failure. Someone should have taken her aside and told her to adjust before the photos were taken, anyway. Love the earrings but hate the shiny face.

    • altissima

      Slutty bridal.

    • MissFern

      Why, side boob, why??

    • MannahattaMamma

      Gadzooks. Fail #1 is the bodice that looks like she’s got a wadded up napkin stuck to her dress. Fail #2 is nude side boob. That’s basically one fail per boob.

    • Pterodactyl111

      I really liked this until I saw the massive side-boob. It’s a little much when the rest of the outfit is so classy.

    • KT

      Wow, file this under “bitch don’t age.” Also put this under “great tits.” This is quite the sassy filing cabinet we’ve got going, btw.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Holy. Shit.