Miss Amy appears to be in mourning for something.
Amy Adams attends the “American Hustle” premiere in New York City in an Elie Saab dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Neil Lane jewelry.
We’re so sorry for her loss, whatever it may be. We hope it was something simple and shallow, like her car keys or her phone, and she’s just being a drama queen about it.
We can’t even. This totally flabbergasts us. Putting aside the question of why you would even choose to wear something so dour to the opening of your movie (in which you wear an array of eye-poppingly sexy and revealing costumes), we can’t understand how one steps back from the mirror, looks at this depressing frock with the unflattering fit in the bust and across the stomach, and says “Yep. That’s the one. I want to look like a widow at a funeral, wearing the dress from her previous husband’s funeral, which was 5 pounds ago. Great! That’s done. Now let’s pick out reasons why I’m not going to wear jewelry.”
But we’re happy to report that, even though she stuck to the widow theme for the after-party, at least she opted for a “widow on the prowl” look:
Amy Adams attends the “American Hustle” screening after party at Monkey Bar in New York City in an Altuzarra dress paired with Casadei pumps.
Honestly, we’re pretty sure we’d rag on this dress pretty hard if anyone else was wearing it (although for some reason, we keep picturing Rihanna in it — and liking the picture), but we’re so on-board with her trying to work something a little sexy and glam. She comes alive when she shows off a little. Loving the hair here. More of this please, Miss Amy. Get in touch with your inner sexy diva. And if you don’t have one, get in touch with someone who knows how to fake the look for you.