Is it us? Are we being weird here? Are we starting the week off all cranky?
Because this just doesn’t look right to us.
Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of “Her” during the 2013 Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica in a Dolce&Gabbana print mini dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals.
Is it a “Girl, that’s not your dress” thing? Because that would be bad, what with her being the face of Dolce & Gabbana and all. Or can this be styled more toward her strengths? We have to say, the sexy shoes and the heavy jewelry are pulling focus, and her face and hair feel curiously underdone. We think we would have simplified the accessories and played up her own features more. Even so, that’s a busy-as-hell print. We’re not even sure we’d call it pretty.
We just can’t get past the half-assed pony tail, with two pounds of diamonds dangling off each ear. We suppose whoever styled this was going for an “earthy Italian glamour” feel, but we can’t think of a worse person to embody that style than Scarlett.