Oh shit, you guys. In a bid to remain hip and funky-fresh for the youth, Sarah J’s started taking her style cues from The Carrie Diaries.
Sarah Jessica Parker attends ‘city.ballet’ New York Premiere in a Giles dress paired with a Saint Laurent leather jacket, a Freedom of Animals ‘Melia’ bag, Manolo Blahnink pumps, and Fred Leighton jewelry.
Giles Spring 2014 Collection
Tell us you can’t see Annasophia Robb wearing this on the show. It’s got that exact same “blind clown” vibe to it, right down to the patterned tights and clashing shoes. Then again, she spends a lot of time around the socialite set and this kind of looks like something a quirky 80-year-old heiress might wear on a night out. We suppose it could be argued that a middle-aged gal wearing an outfit that reminds us of a teenager and an octogenarian at the same time means she’s dressing appropriately by splitting the difference, but nothing about this look is working. And it’s a shame, because she finally started wearing stockings, which should be a cause for celebration. Unfortunately, the patterned tights and the jacket are the only pieces we like here – and we think it’s a mistake to pair them in the same outfit. The dress is totally Not Her Dress and the shoes look like they were pulled out of a pile of old bridesmaid shoes at a vintage store.