• http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Oh Ryan. He doesn’t move my pants the way he used to. But I’d still hit it.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Ah, he’s gotten a little soft and pudgy. That plus the scruff makes him even more adorable to me. I’ll make a deal with you. You give me your hand-me-down boys and I’ll give you my hand-me-down sweaters. Even though you were going to steal my sweaters anyways. But you will never have my gorgeous Fendi scarf, I’m going to be buried in that thing.

      • Shawn EH

        Pudgy, c’mon, he’s fitting into a jacket that’s two sizes too small with ease!

        • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

          Don’t destroy my dreams, damn you! He saw my profile on bear411 and realized how bored he was with Blake and now he is hitting the Breyers and dreaming of the moment our eyes meet for the first time at PTown Bear week 2014! Don’t you destroy my dreams!

          • Shawn EH

            Well, he’s fuzzy, can’t that be enough? And scruffy!

          • Snailstsichr

            “You got to have a dream,

            If you don’t have a dream,

            How you gonna have a dream come true?”
            You go, you beautiful dreamer, you!

          • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

            Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
            Fuzzy Wuzzy went to International Bear Rendezvous.
            Fuzzy Wuzzy didn’t make it out of there.

          • MikeW_Vegas

            You can have him when I’m done with him!

          • Shawn EH

            double post

      • homofascist

        I’m not quite sure he has gotten to ‘soft and pudgy’ quite yet (as a denizen of Soft & Pudgy Land, I would kill to get a jacket to fit like that), but I agree this look makes him much more adorable to me than the smooth/muscle/ripped thing.

        • lundibleu

          Same here. The smooth, muscley near perfection look doesn’t work for me – I find people who look a little more normal to be more attractive.

      • Fairly Anecdotal

        He’s not soft, he’s slouching.

    • Danielle

      It’s the wedding ring, I think. Like a tiny, gold chastity belt around my waist.

    • marlie

      He stopped doing it for me when he started dating Blake.

      • Sarah

        He might have done something for me, but his history of playing Total Douche characters pretty much killed it before it even started.

        • marlie

          See, I haven’t seen most of his movies, so I’ve saved myself from that. ;)

  • WendyD

    Is he in a rom-com with the bottle? That’s the only thing that can explain his posture.

  • conniemd

    Apparently all the male stylists have decided that all suits must be worn with a black tie and an a tie clip placed 2/3 of the way up the tie instead of 2/3 of the way down. I like the suit, though.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      The tie clip position is a current “thing” evidently. I’m seeing ti everywhere that way.

      • conniemd

        Back in my day (and I just turned 60) men wore tie clips or pins in order to keep the tie from flapping around loosely and making it lie flat against the shirt. I don’t see how the current tie clip position accomplishes either of the goals. It’s clearly just an accessory for show. Personally I’d prefer a colored, eye pleasing tie, since the clips are pretty boring and all look alike to me.

      • alyce1213

        I have to say, it bugs me. It looks ‘off.’

        • formerlyAnon

          Of course it looks ‘off.’ It is WRONG. (see conniemd’s explanation.)

          Wrong, I tell you.

      • Andrew Rotella

        The tie clip is positioned to hold down the back portion of the tie. Ties are genuinely shorter than they used to be, and in order to tie a Full-Windsor knot, the tail end has to be extremely short. The tie clip is actually serves the purpose that the loop at the back of the tie is supposed to serve (holding the tail) but doesn’t due to the shortness of the tail. I am not sure that I agree with the look, but it does make sense.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      “If no one sees it, how will they know I’m cool enough to be wearing a tie clip?!”

      Answer: Sprezzatura.

      • conniemd

        I had to look up Sprezzatura. Love that concept. Thanks for increasing my vocabulary. I can now exercise my own verbal and written sprezzatura by effortlessly sliding that word into my commentary. :)

        • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

          I only know it because menswear fashion blogs, especially on tumblr, use it in excess. They also call it “sprezz” for short.

      • kimmeister

        That is totally going on my list of favorite words appropriated from other languages, right next to schadenfreude!

    • kimmeister

      What is that little doodad on his tie clip anyway? I can’t make it out.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

    As handsome as he is, we’ll always be “Just Friends”.

  • Diego!

    He needs to go back to the gym and get his muscles as in Blade Trinity, that was his best look so far!

    • imspinningaround

      OH GOD YES. He looked so hot in Blade Trinity. I believe I described his chest hair in that movie as “transgressive.”

      • Diego!

        I remember pretty well his tattoo just where his belt would be placed in (???) Check it out! ;)

  • deathandthestrawberry

    Textbook handsome, and yet I’m completely bored.

  • MilaXX

    He does nothing for me. The suit fits. No complaints.

  • boweryboy

    Get your hands out of your pockets.

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    So, I was one of the three people who thought that Green Lantern wasn’t too bad, largely down to Ryan Reynolds being attractive. And now he is less attractive, I don’t see the point of him.

  • marlie

    Ryan looks like he didn’t want to go, but he stopped by anyway on his way home from work.

    A nice suit, but the styling is boring, and it looks a little sloppy with the unbuttoned shirt and loose tie.

  • Jaydar

    What a boss. 10 points Ryan.

  • KinoEye

    Annnnd it’s Blandy McBlanderson, pictured here with his new main squeeze, an absurdly large bottle of cologne. Blake Lively needs to keep an eye on that bottle. The way he’s looking at it in that eighth picture should be cause for alarm.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

      Maybe he’s near-sighted and thought it was her? Similar personalities.

  • crash1212

    I like his head – great hair. However, that is not his collar style and I am SO sick of these oddly cut jackets the kids are wearing these days. They all look too small and gap weirdly in the belly area. Also, those tie claspy things need to go away. Also, take you hands out of your pockets.

  • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    And all I can ever think of when I see him is that lame TV series he was on, Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.

    • kirkyo

      That show was *not* good but I’ll admit to watching it. For the guys, but especially the other guy.

      • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

        Who *was* the other guy?

  • Sue_Asponte

    He can wear whatever he wants. That’s my boyfriend from Two Guys and a Girl. Looking good, buddy!

  • Anplica Fiore

    Hands out of pockets and TRY to look like you want to be there…

  • MK03

    Yum.

  • Jaeda Laurez

    He’s a guy who needs a bit of scruff to look interesting. I approve.

  • Aidan B

    These events must be so awkward. “Hey, I’m here to let you take my picture while I pose with an absurdly large bottle of cologne! Okay, cool, we done here? How much do I get paid for this crap?” His facial expression fully advertises that he doesn’t understand why he’s here.

  • Ashleigh

    geez. try not to look SO bored…lucky bastard

  • KT

    He ALWAYS looks like he’s pushing out a fart. I’m serious, look at his face. That’s a fart face.

  • HeatherMcIlrath

    I used to be so attracted to him. What happened? Did I change? Did he change?

    …I think he just stopped flashing his abs all the time.

  • brown-eyed girl

    He just doesn’t do it for me. What a crabby old woman I am becoming.

    • Trickytrisha

      Nah, maybe you’re just more discerning and selective in your likes and dislikes? TLo and our fellow BKs must be helping us to finely hone our opinions about the fashion world and hunky guys. I know my fashion “spidey sense” has improved substantially since I started reading this blog (not to mention my snark quotient).

  • Trickytrisha

    He does look sheepish here, like he’s embarrassed to do the gig. Nice shiny brown shoes though.

    • decormaven

      And isn’t that a shame? It’s a job, it’s not degrading- I mean, he’s not having to lick the bottle or anything. It’s a respectable brand. Work it, own it, and for the love of Mike, stand up straight, cinch the tie, and get the mitts out of the pockets.

  • jonesybj_notreally

    5th picture down. if that guy were waiting for me at baggage claim after flying in from a crap work day at 8pm, i’d be in heaven. notsomuch for the celebrity paying-for-mom’s-retirement-villa appearance.

  • uprightcitizen

    I so want to give him other giant objects to pose with, because what could be cuter than a miniature Ryan Reynolds doll?

  • formerlyAnon

    For god’s sake, shave and stand up straight!!!

    You can still do the “aw shucks, I’m as cute as a speckled pup, aren’t I?” I promise.

  • OrigamiRose

    Blandy McBlanderson.

  • MannahattaMamma

    he really does look like a small and earnest puppy, doesn’t he? which is not a compliment, given that last we checked he was, in fact, human. Plus: shave. Double plus: stand up straight.

  • dancho

    Looks like he’s borderline suffering from clubbed fingernails. :-

  • Imasewsure

    I like this suit a lot on him and I haven’t loved him in anything for some time. Cute… would love some color but this is sharp and kind of Bond-y which works well for the event.

  • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    “Hi, I’m a douchebag”.

  • Daktari100

    Hot damn, that is one good looking man!

  • frumpybiscuits

    Attractive man, but doesn’t absolutely nothing for me.
    Tighten the tie – it’s making the collar look too small for the shirt in some weird way.

    Look – if you are going to take a job that entails posing and promoting a cologne, or liquor, or jewelry then fully commit, dammit. Straighten your spine (literally (really the literal meaning) and possibly metaphorically) and make it look as though posing with a large bottle of cologne creates an effervescent joy from deep within your soul that cannot be contained. Smile! Get rid of the questioning eyebrows. Make eye contact. You are being paid to promote – commit or don’t take the job. There are a zillion actors from the CW that can look pretty next to a bottle, for less money.