Here’s how you can tell we’re gay. We just spent the last several minutes peering hard at these pictures and when we finally spoke, we said, “What’s up with her hair?”
Please note: this is not the only way you can tell we’re gay.
Rihanna attends the 2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in a Jean Paul Gaultier couture gown.
Jean Paul Gaultier Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Querelle Jansen (NATHALIE
There really is a Cher moment going on in the red carpet world. As gays, we feel we must support it. We think the bra’s kind of an odd shape, but we honestly love the skirt – for this lady and at this venue, of course. It’s not something you wear to the Oscars.
Kinda wish she’d worn the sheer top over it; not for prudish reasons, but because it added some balance and visual interest to the top half. All we can think – aside from “What’s up with her hair?” of course – is that she looks like she’s chilly.
Also: Girl, you’ve got makeup artists. They should’ve concealed those tan lines. We realize we’re past the point where “tacky” can be used as a criticism, but even so. It brings the look down.