Naomie Harris in Gucci at the 2013 Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards

Posted on November 06, 2013

Naomie Harris attends the 2013 Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards at Claridge’s Hotel in London in Gucci.

Gucci Spring 2014 Collection

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Zak Hussein/INFphoto.com, IMAXtree]

    • Sam Corbett

      NOPE.

    • Stella Zawistowski

      Nope, not even someone as beautiful as she is can make this work.

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        Agree completely – she is SO beautiful. Her head here is amazing! The colors are working like crazy. But everything else is CRA-ZY!!

        • teensmom99

          Well she comes closer to making this work than any one else in the world could . . . and still so far.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            A plunging neckline, bralette beneath, AND it’s culottes? Strange.

      • mshesterp

        What in the hell is going on here? I don’t understand this outfit or why she’d wear it. Naomie–take it off. NOW.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      Those are the fanciest basketball shorts I’ve ever seen. Seriously though, i think if it were a little more flow-y, it would be interesting, but as is, nah.

    • zuzu

      Is that a gaucho romper?

      • Fanny_Trollope

        A gaucho romper AND BRA combination. The worst of all possible worlds.

        • Stella Zawistowski

          A SHINY gaucho romper and bra.

        • zenobar

          Hmmm – I think THE worst would be wearing this outfit with Lupita Nyong’o’s Chanel dickie. THAT would probably set off a magnetic polar shift or a solar shitstorm or something.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

          While also framing the Good China. :(

      • http://wikeslongtrail.blogspot.com/ latenac

        My thoughts exactly. This seems to have been the strangest fashion event of the fall.

      • Rand Ortega

        I just threw up a little.

    • Mary Lauer

      Just NO. Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, and I was in 6th, “pants” just like that were all the rage. Gauchos we called them. They were ugly then, they are still ugly now.

      • LipstickForPigs

        Knickers here. Corduroy knickers with argyle knee socks and penny loafers. God help us if that shit makes a comeback.

      • Imasewsure

        Gauchos… yes I wore them with my platform Sbiccas (or was it my platform tennis shoes?) and my Organically Grown sweaters. Luckily there is no photographic evidence…

        • http://skreened.com/bkcentral Sarah

          I was just remembering my black knit gauchos that I wore with a black tank and sandals. Whither did they go? I must’ve blacked it out. For sure, they are no longer in my possession.

      • BrooklynBomber

        I remember one very brave girl wore them one day. We never saw them again after that one day.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        I had them too. My first pair of corduroy gauchos that came with a matching vest, and a pair of platform knee high boots. I was 13… and it was 1977. I… I just didn’t know any better.

      • kimmeister

        The sad thing, from the waist up, that bizarre outfit is actually working out pretty well on her. Everything below the waist is a disaster.

    • MilaXX

      Who’s drunk uncle thought making this pants instead of a flowy skirt was a good idea.Try as she might she cannot sell the bottom half of that dress.

      • ojosazules

        Gucci is channeling Drunk Uncle this year, apparently.

        • Rand Ortega

          Wouldn’t be so bad if they channeled Peter Drunklage. But that appears way out of their skill set.

    • Slanted & Enchanted

      I would like it if it were a dress. I’m sorry, I just would. I think the top half, ill-fitting as it is, still looks great on her.

      I wonder what’s up with the fabric though? It looks so stiff. This whole thing could be helped tremendously by softer, more flowy fabric.

    • bravobravp

      This looks like a cheap leftover slutty halloween costume. Slutty cupid? Slutty queen of hearts?

    • quiltrx

      I can’t get behind lingerie as evening wear, even if those ARE The World’s Most Voluminous Tap Pants.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Ok, let’s assess. What are we working with here? Mesh bra, baggy fit, a “here’s my vagina” heart, culottes, and bear trap shoes. Rrrrrrrright. Well, with all those ingredients, shit pie is pretty much what you’re going to end up with.

      • Rand Ortega

        STG, I had a tiny heart attack when I read culottes. A crime against nature.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        It’s like she decided to go as Seka for Halloween.

    • NDC_IPCentral

      Triangle right at the crotch? That’s an unforgivable design error.

      • http://skreened.com/bkcentral Sarah

        Culottes in place of skirt is pretty unforgivable too.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      I’m a pretty wild gal, but I draw the line at a creased pink triangle where the creased pink triangle sits.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      The pink sorta heart shape right on her vajayjay really sends this outfit to NoEffingWayistan.

    • Noah

      Naughty Valentine’s Day lingerie gone awry.

      • Imasewsure

        It’s like naughty V-Day lingerie for a women’s basketball team…. so strange!!

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Sometimes, it’s a good thing to just say “no” to Gucci. (She looks great from the neck up.)

    • Lattis

      Well after seeing this I’m liking Ruth Wilson’s dress better.

      • Imasewsure

        Sad huh? She’s winning from the neck up though… but this is one of the worst we’ve seen in a long long time

        • Tatiana Luján

          This has to end up in this year’s worst dressed list.

    • Donyelle

      so unfortunate because she’s stunning.

    • Qitkat

      Oh my lord. That’s an unfortunate pelvic heart.

    • Rand Ortega

      “When Gorgeous Women Wear Terrible Clothes”.
      Should be a dissertation.

    • marlie

      I’m sorry, it looks like she’s wearing silk lingerie/pajamas (ETA: which is NOT ok). And the shoes are horrendous. But Naomie herself looks beautiful.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      She is beautiful enough that I can overlook everything above the belt, but culottes? CULOTTES?! Everything about that decision is made of wrong.

    • Richard Harper

      Such a beautiful woman, and such a complete dressing disaster. Especially poignant is the little pinkish almost heart-shaped bit over her hoohah. Nope.

    • ojosazules

      Holy shit!

    • Trickytrisha

      Ahem… I’m ducking for cover, but I kinda like this, sans the aforementioned crotch thing and the skorts and the shoes, and the… oh hell, who am I kidding, this is bizarre. She’s totes gorgeous though.

    • Tatiana Luján

      She is gorgeous, the clothes are hideous.
      And seriously, November, London, isn’t she cold?

    • LadyCelia

      Valentines Day pajamas.

    • In_Stitches

      I get why it’s wrong, I do. I’m not going to try to defend it, but I kind of like it. She’s pulling it off.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      (Needle scratch across the album)

      • BrooklynBomber

        Oh, I should have read your before I posted my reaction.

    • BrooklynBomber

      What the fuck?

    • kat89

      No. No way. Nada. Nil. Nyet. Non. Nein. Just NO.

    • boweryboy

      From the thumbnail alone I was already shaking my head No.

      When I realized it’s a freaking gaucho jumpsuit (!!!???) I nearly choked on my sandwich.

      Plus I hate that she copied the runway look exactly down to shoes and hair.

      Also, what is it with designers and their obsession with highlighting the cooch area?

    • Leah Elzinga

      scroll. down. fug.

      • filmcricket

        If by “down” you mean below the neck, then I agree. Her face as per usual is stunning, but nothing below her collarbone is working for me.

    • Kathy

      Oh no… it looks like a psychedelic Valentines Day shower curtain.

    • Rand Ortega

      She is GORGEOUS. Would love to see a ’70’s crime fighting movie ala “Friday Foster” with NH & Gabrielle Union as sisters who avenge the death of…anybody.

    • Janet B

      I pretty much hate Gucci this week

    • Karen Belgrad

      No. no. no. no. no. no. NO. NO. no. no. no. no. no.
      Did I mention NO?

    • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

      That is just plain awful. Ack! Words fail.

    • crash1212

      She’s beautiful. Alas, her outfit is decidedly not. Flamed out gaucho pants w/mesh bra top and rubber band shoes? I think not.

    • Miss WKS

      She looks awesome. And she knows it.

    • conniemd

      They aren’t gauchos or culottes. This is a drop crotch jumpsuit. Thanks Alexandra from Project Runway. It’s particularly weird looking because the pink heart triangle precisely paints the vagina and the actual crotch is several inches below that.

    • Danielle

      No to the vagina design right on the crotch.

    • Nancer

      I really really hate this – dress? Jumpsuit? WTF? BUT – I still think she looks fabulous!

    • sagecreek

      It’s a little beachy, no? Isn’t it November in the rest of the world?

      • Brookwater

        Ha! And do you see the guy behind her with the long scarf on?

        • sagecreek

          I guess we should give her credit for no visible goosebumps.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      The “Bat Shit Crazy” award has been passed in record time from Peter Pilotto (from a few posts ago) to this poor girl, for agreeing to wear and be photographed in this getup. Yikes, everything is awful, from shoes to earrings, and the unfortunate fabric confluence at the crotch is unforgivable.

    • Chuck Barthelme

      As ugly as that dress is, she’s coming as close as anyone could to making it look good. Of course, that’s all her. Damn, she’s gorgeous.

    • tereliz

      WTF? I thought this was a dress on the runway. That’ll teach me not to watch the video.

      Gaucho-romper should not be a thing.

    • Nicole S.

      JUMPSUIT CULOTTES? No. Just no.

    • Monabel

      I cannot count the ways in which this is awful.

    • Blair Sylvester

      for those times when your romp with the cabana boy takes longer than expected and you have to be at the formal event in five minutes. Thanks gucci

    • amber.

      i’m glad this wasn’t an in or out because honey listen

    • nannypoo

      Um, no.

    • Lori

      It’s a culotte jumpsuit that’s missing half it’s top and puts a heart over the wearers ladybits. Culottes. Missing top. Vajayjay heart. There is not enough “no” in the world. What what she and/or her stylist thinking?

    • Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      I don’t think this should work but, for me, it does.

    • birdwithonefeather

      Are we all 100% sure that this is not Gabrielle Union? Have we submitted DNA for testing? Because I have seen at least 4 internet pictures of Gabrielle Union, and with that expertise, I posit the theory that this person has been mislabeled.

      Also, I created this account to voice my enthusiastic love of Ruth Wilson’s dress, and I now say that I love this one too. Love! I am disturbed by the fact that the shape between her hips looks like the profile of two lipstick lips about to part (in the dictionary, there is a picture of this garment next to the term “too literal”), but I will overcome this hurdle, and I will love it once more.

    • Kayemwhy yo

      Vajayjay heart crotch = crazy crotch! Aha haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • Sonja Brisson

      Beautiful gorgeous, stunning woman in…what the heck is this?

      • MilaXX

        She was in the most recent Bond film. She’s the new Moneypenny.

        • Sonja Brisson

          Well, she is still gorgeous, and I’m sure she was a fab Moneypenny, but I still don’t know what she’s wearing. The heart over her, uh– zone– is a bit crazy pants.

          • broke&fashionable

            I just did a ctrl-find “heart” because I am sure some BK noticed this and I didn’t want to comment repeat. You all never disappoint :)

    • myristica_fragrans

      sweet jesus, it’s culottes?!?

    • bertkeeter

      Dress ot coulottes? Ugly regardlesss…n she’s gorgeous!

    • unbornfawn

      NO. A thousand times no.

    • tinyredlocks

      What the….?!?!?

    • Anne At Large

      It’s a scrolldown “MY EYES!”

    • KT

      WHUT

    • livesarah

      It’s non-standard and not completely hideous… I think I like it better for being a bit out there. Don’t love the pink accents in the fabric but I think she makes that… Thing… work!

    • Jumpingjacks

      make it into a dress, loose the fake bra part, keep the straps and do the straps like the model has them.

    • Michelle Wilson

      Looks like ugly basketball shorts paired with an ugly halter top. Don’t like.

    • Kent Roby

      She thought it was Harper’s BIZARRE Women of the Year, bless her heart!

    • Clydette Wantland

      Hell no.

    • MoHub

      Sorry. I just don’t get this.

    • ms_kat

      How can something undoubtedly so expensive look so cheap?

    • MissFern

      silk basketball shorts and a mesh sports bra. that is all i see.

    • Bernadette Moke

      This outfit is for models only.

    • jspark

      There’s a hymen graphic on her camel toe!

    • LeelaST

      I thought Halloween was over.

    • JAPPDX

      g2 = cheap where g2 is glue gun and glitter.

    • dschubba

      Girl, no.

    • Pepper Pan

      Lebron James just called. He wants his party basketball pants back.

    • Christina Crawley

      So before we had skorts so i guess this is now gorts? Really?

    • elzatelzabelz

      She’s gorgeous, but, No.

    • Kathryn Ozma Robarts

      I know where my vagina goes…without my dress telling me.