We think Kelly O may have won this showdown just for treating it like the silly stage that it is, but Miss Miranda definitely brought her A game to the proceedings:
Miranda Kerr attends Jaguar F-TYPE Coupe Global Debut at Raleigh Studios in Playa Vista, California in a David Koma dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes, a Smythson clutch, and Shylee Rose jewelry.
David Koma Spring 2014 Collection
Unfortunately, she turned around and that was all she wrote. Dye, visible zippers. Die. And that’s not German. Also, that white harness does nothing for the look. Take that away and, from the front at least, this would be killer. As it is, it’s pretty damn good and she certainly accomplished her goal of turning heads and ensuring lots of pictures. Attagirl. Also: here’s an instance of perfect white shoe deployment. Nicely done.