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Posted on November 04, 2013
Lady Gaga seen leaving her hotel in London in a Todd Lynn white dress.
Todd Lynn Spring 2014 Collection
[Photo Credit: INFPhoto.com, IMAXtree]
Please go back to wearing batshit crazy stuff as opposed to crying in a giant tissue.
Oh for the love of Pete…we’ve got one with smushed caterpillars for eyebrows and dark roots, and the other with no eyebrows and light roots…C’MON!
Awful. Doesn’t fit. Maybe it’s not supposed to, because that would be something she would do. But she looks like a floating spirit from an ’80s video. Can’t you see her haunting Simon LeBon on an elephant?
¿La Llorona, verdad?
She just needs her arms outstretched in that last one.
It has a “Kate Bush gone mental patient” vibe, but I don’t think she had that in mind.
I was going to say that. We needed to wear white dresses at the girls’ school from which I graduated. I recall several girls looking just like that….only in shoes, of course. Cheer up, Steffi, your four years of single-sex hell are OVER!
bwahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is HILARIOUS.
Well she’s not wearing that ugly wig. Nor is she hobbled or blinded. …. I guess everybody will be happy ,, right?
She will be hobbled when she steps on a hypodermic needle walking around barefoot…
Presumably the handlers are walking in front with a push broom and possibly a spray can of Lysol.
that hotel room must be a MESS!!!
I’m surprised that she doesn’t have Barbie foot even when not wearing the sky high heels.
I thought coked-out Lady Edith.
Well, at least no vision blocking elements or torture shoes. Just bare feet on cold dirty concrete. 8-P
And is she intentionally wearing tear stains down her cheeks, or is that a photographic result?
No, she has tear stains down her cheeks. An affectation too far – I am feeling very intolerant of this ridiculous child.
I thought the same and instantly hated it, despite being a Gaga fan.
has she smeared clown white over her entire body, for pete’s sake?
Seriously… I just want to know what character she’s playing. Where’s the handler with the placard explaining everything when you need them? With her posing and facial expressions, she’s clearly acting out *something.* All that aside, the dress is painfully boring and looks cheaply made. The worst part of all is that she’s barefoot on a public street. GROSS.
Being barefoot doesn’t bother me, I guess I’m curious as to what she does on these appearances. The sidewalk has obviously been cleared. Does she just appear, wander around for a bit and then go back inside? What is going on here Gaga?
Only character I can come up is the ghost of Brittany Murphy, The Brunette Years. And that is a far stretch.
I’m guessing La Llorona.
Yawn. Not a word I suspect Gaga would want to be associated with.
Seriously. She’s gonna have to carry a little sign. If I’m going to be looking at ART all the goddamn time, then at least explain what the fuck I am looking at. Also, lest we get into the “mental patient” debate again, she’s going to need to stop purposely looking like a confused, medicated, mentally unwell person. I am damn near impossible to offend, but “whacked out on Thorazine and Depression” as a fashion statement tweaks my nerve.
She definitely needs one of those little placards they put up next to exhibits in art museums. Not that we’ll necessarily like it better, but we may understand it. May.
My best friend is an artist (and a poet) and I’m lucky if I understand a third of what she is saying, let alone producing. I don’t need nor want this shit in my popstars.
My bf is a poet too! I understand her though. She might be post-modern, but I’m inside her head enough to get it. Inside Gaga’s head, well, I’d rather not be.
If she has to explain in with a placard, she isn’t getting it right.
I appreciate that she “acts out” her clothes. Is she wore that and walked around smiling and texting I would REALLY think she is crazy. Notice when she wears a kimono and mushroom umbrella she acts like a regal anime princess. She is just acting to the fullest.
She definitely commits. Maybe that’s why I want to know what it is I’m viewing. If she’s trying to say something, I’ll make the effort to get it but these recent posts feel less like trying to convey a message and more like trying to be photographed.
My suspicion is that she is acting out a pop star going crazy after fame has destroyed her? Her last album was all about wanting fame. New her new single is about her addiction to fame. I believe in her head this is all a big act about what the fame industry does to people. Maybe I’m wrong maybe she thinks it’s bigger than that. I get the impression that she thinks it’s bigger than that but really that’s all it is… Agree disagree?
Sounds quite logical actually. I do not own any of her albums and I haven’t heard anything of the new, except Applause (which I like) so if you say that’s their overall themes, I will believe you. Either way, you’re also right, whatever the message, it’s certainly more profound in her mind.
I LOVE the shoes.
Channeling Lena Dunham.
I honestly thought that. Maybe the fact that the dress is ill-fitting and unflattering is part of the costume.
Does anybody else feel the urge to take her back inside and get her a glass of water?
I know I bitch a lot because she tends to get stuck on one pair of shoes and wear them for EVERYTHING, but I didn’t mean that she should just be barefoot.
The powder on the arms is just weird.
The one nude shoe I can’t complain about.
Ooh, she’s not even worthy of TLO commentary! I’d cry too, Gaga.
She’s auditioning for the next season of American Horror Story.
Attempting to be positive: At least she’s trying to look like a human being today rather than a walking statue or an alien.
My actual reaction: Oh my god. You’re barefoot. In London. During the day, when you’re seemingly sober and not carrying a pair of pinchy heels in your hand. Do you know what touched that street before your feet did? Do you want to get ringworm, young lady?
Please, seriously somebody please make her stop and go away……….
Am I the only person in the world who thinks she’s ridiculous?
*peeks out her window to see what the fuss is about*
… Yeah, okay.
*goes back inside*
Exactly. If the most viewers can muster is “whatever” then you’re not doing it right.
Barefoot. On the street. In London.
Excuse me, but I need to go get an emergency pedicure, extra disinfectant.
I wonder what she would do if she walking out onto the sidewalk and there wasn’t anyone there to take her picture. Or someone walking and texting bumped into her. Would she just stand there posing anyway or just wander back inside.
Ugh. Too tight, too colorless. Makes her look 20 lbs heavier and 20 years older.
I’m confused why you want to look paunchy and blocky and awful. That’s not art, that’s just bad style.
Notice the tear stain on her cheek? And the unfinished hem? AND the white pasty stuff rubbed on her arms? Casper the friendly, but sad, ghost.
It doesn’t fit. She is wearing a cult member’s castoffs and fake tears trying to convince us that it’s ART and the idiotic thing doesn’t even fit.
is that… ONE. LONELY. TEARDROP?
FFS, I’m done with this lady.
(On the bright side, I will be singing the soundtrack to Cry Baby for the rest of the day. Thanks, Gags!)
When one of my daughters pulls this sigh-woe-is-me-sighhhhhhhhhh-no one cares-sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit, I have no patience. I usually tell them to take their ennui into another room before they ruin my cheery disposition. One lonely tear drop? Please.
It doesn’t count when we all know that she just got too much powder near her eye and made it water.
This is what it sounds like, When Doves Cry!
Bah buh da buh bah buh da buh……
♫ Lady in London stepped on a needle late last night
Barefoot in London again
AWOOOOO, Barefoot in London
Don’t you mean staph infections of London?
Do fans actually wait for her to come outside, standing out in the cold? Or does she announce to the press when she leaves her room? Is she on tour right now?
She apparently appeared on something called the “YouTube Awards” last night. Wearing a flannel shirt, a trucker hat, and fake buck teeth. No skirt or pants. No joke.
I had to look this up.
Not to be believed. (Actually it was a leather shirt.)
I think I was too distracted by the teeth
Oh my God, please stop. Those teeth things actually looked painful. I can’t even.
I just went back to DListed where I saw the original picture and inside the event, she must have taken off the leather shirt – she’s definitely in plaid sitting with her boyfriend, who was also in plaid. (I don’t think I can link without ending up in limbo.)
Maybe the leather shirt got schvetty.
But it was a Saint Laurent flannel shirt
I saw that. It was creepy as f*ck.
Didn’t she already do that for some awards show? The one where her hair looked like Elvis?
Fans just camp outside her hotel. They all find out from twitter where she is at after she lands (sometimes her handlers tip off the paps) and just stand there night and day. Rain or shine…Don’t these people need jobs so they can afford to buy her records? She is on her “promo tour” for ARTFLOP
What’s with the Maggie Thatcher hair?
An homage to the host country?
I guess it’s back to the ol’ ripping up hotel bedsheets and mental institution escapee look again
/Time for her shot of penicillin. Or do we think she’s already contracted Hep C from walking around barefoot?
I prefer this hair.
I can’t with the rest.
Left at the altar, barefoot and presumably pregnant. Poor waif. So sad.
Her publicist called the paparazzi for this?
Where is she going?
She pops out of her hotel for photo ops and fan love then back in after she’s had enough adulation for the moment.
I had been wondering what she actually does anymore, besides “leaves her hotel in London.”
Ohhh showin off the real hair!! This is pretty much jeans & teeshirt for Gaga (headed to BBC Radio). The tear is a bit much though…
If you are living for the applause, the only applause I am hearing is that of a one handed clap.
This dress in another part of the “Gaga haz a sad” collection.
Is the problem that she’s just not much of an actress? (98% of my contact with Gaga comes through TLo so I don’t know). I get the feeling she’s going for pre-Raphaelite vampire but she just looks vapid and vaguely stylish.
She’s the Spirit of Seasonal Depression.
The Religious Penitent schtick is getting pretty darned tiresome and repetitive.
Here’s hoping for a case of Hoof and Mouth…
What’s amazing about Steffi is how much her public persona masks what she actually looks like. When stripped down to her all-natural self (no makeup, no wigs, no prosthetics, etc.) she is almost unrecognizable as a celebrity. She could almost pop out to the grocery store and not get noticed.
Why is she always shoe-less and covered in baby powder? Call me simple but I think it smacks of trying too hard.
Please quit suffering for your art, for you are killing me.
Or at least suffer in silence.
I feel like I want to give her a massive hug and a bowl of soup. I suspect that was the point.
Gawd, I’m so tired of her.
OK, now I’m starting to worry a little.
I’m waiting for her to shave her head in public or set her dog on fire. Oh.. wait – that’s been done. I’m sure she’ll come up with something appropriately demented.
And she’s back to the try hard prententious attention whoring… and bare feet on a public street is just plain nasty.
Good Lord she’s annoying.
*Laughs and shakes head*
“Ophelia pain, girl. I really do.”
This is a dress? I’m clearly in the wrong profession.
Escaped from the asylum again I see. She gonna catch hoof and mouth disease, YUCK!
Oh please… she isn’t barefoot is she? I lost my Gaga again… just a pretentious shell (with cold feet) left behind…
The bare fit on the street are too groddy for words. Bleh!
And lo, when I opened the new box of kitchen sized trash bags, there appeared before me an angel of a most grievous and wretched aspect …
I love everything above the neck.
Wow – I’m not crazy about the dress, but the hair and makeup are just fine- she looks almost normal.
Once again, Heidi’s makeup artist has made her completely unrecognizable.
she cray cray
Are those supposed to be tear tracks down her face? “Whyyy does it cry, precious?”
Uh. So . . . what is going on here?
she must be so happy not to be wearing the usual stilts…
Alms for the poor. Who will give alms to the poor?
That’s actually really pretty makeup on her. And is that real hair or did she finally address her wig issues?
I think it’s a wig, but a good one. She should be wearing a Chanel suit with it.
That is her real hair.
Whoa. This is getting silly.
Correct. With one tiny quibble: “Has gotten” Has gotten silly.
The white body makeup with this white dress just doesn’t work at all. Can she stop doing the white makeup? Please?
Lady GaGa IS the Shroud of Turin! Who knew?
It’s the ghost of Christmas Never.
Man, that’s unflattering.
i’d walk around barefoot in London for money.
Strange fit on the dress–it’s simultaneously too small and too big. It also looks like it’s made of paper towels.
Don’t cry for me Belgravia….
This one time, in high school, I tried to wear a pillow case as a skirt. I thought it very arty: I ripped one seam and let it hang off my hips over long johns. My parents stopped me and made me change before we even left the driveway. As awful as that was, it was better than this. I’m not feeling Gaga’s whole “madwoman of Chaillot” schtick. I wish someone would tell her to take that ridiculous shit off before she even cleared the driveway, too.
Another random side note: I heard “Applause” today. In it she references Jeff Koons. I don’t give a shit who you are…there is no way to name drop Koons in a song and not seem like a douche.
I have so many ?’s. Is this her real hair? Why is she so sad? Why is she wrapped on toilet paper?
That reminds me, I gotta get my roots did.
And my Rogaine refilled.
The eternal question…where is she going? will we ever know?
Dearie, hang on. The men from the home will arrive shortly. And everything will be good again…..
UGH. Enough. Go away now.
I’d be crying if I were walking around barefoot in a major city most likely picking up a ton of bacteria & viruses too.
I thought it was Vanessa Bayer at first which makes sense since Bayer recently did a hilarious Gaga on SNL.
Lena Dunham look alike…is this intended?
Good HEAVENS that is one unflattering sack!
In the first shot…if I don’t really focus my eyes and turn my head to look at something else (which is how this observation actually happened), there’s almost some Ellen Ripley realness in the head area. Like if she quit killing aliens for a minute and dressed up for the psych ward prom.
Remember years ago when Boy George walked around dusted in white? It wasn’t a good look then and it’s not a good look now. She looks moldy. Of course, walking around barefoot in London, she could have picked up some spores.
I really just can’t with her.
In a Todd Lynn white dress that DOESN’T FIT.
Doll, you seem to be taking this will-o’-the-wisp thing a bit too far. And are those tear tracks on your cheek??? Dammit, gonna have Smokey Robinson in my head for the rest of the day now. Thanks Steffi!
How do they mess up the fit on something like this? She couldn’t have meant this on purpose…right?
I really hate this eyebrow-less, anemic ghost thing she’s doing lately. Her hair and dress are awful as well.
Eeeek! She’s barefoot.
This girl must have a serious Vitamin D deficiency. Go out, get a little sun.
She’s heavily powdered.
She’s slowly dying of consumption right in front of us.
PUT SHOES ON
For her it is Halloween everyday. for the past 5 years. In this costume though…..Give her a steam iron and its my mother in her late 50s
Photos of Lady Gaga offered without commentary? Her greatest nightmare.
Gaga has a fupa? Who knew???
If she self-flagellates in the street she’ll have won me over.
Did the arms come with the dress?
Steffi needs to sign up for an acting class already.
Here — let me strike a 19th century arsenic-victim pose. (Are you looking at me yet?)
Okay I have gone on record as being a fan of the whacked out fashion on this trip, but this is a bridge (tear track) too far for me.
Is that a painted on tear track? Because the rest is obviously part of the show.
I’m thinking Gaga really does just like to give a performance, that it’s just part of her; she’s a song and dance lady in her heart and if she doesn’t have a stage she creates one. Even though it would be nice to see her looking like she’s just out enjoying herself in normal attire, maybe these little mini productions are what give her the most fun.
That or she’s ready to check into a 30 day ‘retreat’. Pick one.