Lady Gaga in Todd Lynn in London

Posted on November 04, 2013

Lady Gaga seen leaving her hotel in London in a Todd Lynn white dress.

Todd Lynn Spring 2014 Collection

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFPhoto.com, IMAXtree]

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  • RussellH88

    Oh God.

    Please go back to wearing batshit crazy stuff as opposed to crying in a giant tissue.

  • LipstickForPigs

    Oh for the love of Pete…we’ve got one with smushed caterpillars for eyebrows and dark roots, and the other with no eyebrows and light roots…C’MON!

  • Leslie Streeter

    Awful. Doesn’t fit. Maybe it’s not supposed to, because that would be something she would do. But she looks like a floating spirit from an ’80s video. Can’t you see her haunting Simon LeBon on an elephant?

    • NinaBoo

      ¿La Llorona, verdad?

      She just needs her arms outstretched in that last one.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      It has a “Kate Bush gone mental patient” vibe, but I don’t think she had that in mind.

    • suzq

      I was going to say that. We needed to wear white dresses at the girls’ school from which I graduated. I recall several girls looking just like that….only in shoes, of course. Cheer up, Steffi, your four years of single-sex hell are OVER!

  • clatie

    bwahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is HILARIOUS.

  • SewingSiren

    Well she’s not wearing that ugly wig. Nor is she hobbled or blinded. …. I guess everybody will be happy ,, right?

    • Paigealicious

      She will be hobbled when she steps on a hypodermic needle walking around barefoot…

      • SewingSiren

        Presumably the handlers are walking in front with a push broom and possibly a spray can of Lysol.

  • Ashleigh

    that hotel room must be a MESS!!!

  • Glam Dixie

    I’m surprised that she doesn’t have Barbie foot even when not wearing the sky high heels.

  • http://melaniesuzanne.blogspot.com/ Melanie Suzanne

    I thought coked-out Lady Edith.

  • Mary Lauer

    Well, at least no vision blocking elements or torture shoes. Just bare feet on cold dirty concrete. 8-P

    • Mary Lauer

      And is she intentionally wearing tear stains down her cheeks, or is that a photographic result?

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

        No, she has tear stains down her cheeks. An affectation too far – I am feeling very intolerant of this ridiculous child.

      • demidaemon

        I thought the same and instantly hated it, despite being a Gaga fan.

        • Rhonda Shore

          has she smeared clown white over her entire body, for pete’s sake?

  • marlie

    Seriously… I just want to know what character she’s playing. Where’s the handler with the placard explaining everything when you need them? With her posing and facial expressions, she’s clearly acting out *something.* All that aside, the dress is painfully boring and looks cheaply made. The worst part of all is that she’s barefoot on a public street. GROSS.

    • Glam Dixie

      Being barefoot doesn’t bother me, I guess I’m curious as to what she does on these appearances. The sidewalk has obviously been cleared. Does she just appear, wander around for a bit and then go back inside? What is going on here Gaga?

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Only character I can come up is the ghost of Brittany Murphy, The Brunette Years. And that is a far stretch.

    • Michelle Newell

      I’m guessing La Llorona.

  • gabbilevy

    Yawn. Not a word I suspect Gaga would want to be associated with.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Seriously. She’s gonna have to carry a little sign. If I’m going to be looking at ART all the goddamn time, then at least explain what the fuck I am looking at. Also, lest we get into the “mental patient” debate again, she’s going to need to stop purposely looking like a confused, medicated, mentally unwell person. I am damn near impossible to offend, but “whacked out on Thorazine and Depression” as a fashion statement tweaks my nerve.

    • demidaemon

      She definitely needs one of those little placards they put up next to exhibits in art museums. Not that we’ll necessarily like it better, but we may understand it. May.

      My best friend is an artist (and a poet) and I’m lucky if I understand a third of what she is saying, let alone producing. I don’t need nor want this shit in my popstars.

      • http://skreened.com/bkcentral Sarah

        My bf is a poet too! I understand her though. She might be post-modern, but I’m inside her head enough to get it. Inside Gaga’s head, well, I’d rather not be.

      • unbornfawn

        If she has to explain in with a placard, she isn’t getting it right.

    • Darren Nesbitt

      I appreciate that she “acts out” her clothes. Is she wore that and walked around smiling and texting I would REALLY think she is crazy. Notice when she wears a kimono and mushroom umbrella she acts like a regal anime princess. She is just acting to the fullest.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        She definitely commits. Maybe that’s why I want to know what it is I’m viewing. If she’s trying to say something, I’ll make the effort to get it but these recent posts feel less like trying to convey a message and more like trying to be photographed.

        • melisaurus

          My suspicion is that she is acting out a pop star going crazy after fame has destroyed her? Her last album was all about wanting fame. New her new single is about her addiction to fame. I believe in her head this is all a big act about what the fame industry does to people. Maybe I’m wrong maybe she thinks it’s bigger than that. I get the impression that she thinks it’s bigger than that but really that’s all it is… Agree disagree?

          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            Sounds quite logical actually. I do not own any of her albums and I haven’t heard anything of the new, except Applause (which I like) so if you say that’s their overall themes, I will believe you. Either way, you’re also right, whatever the message, it’s certainly more profound in her mind.

  • Cheryl

    I LOVE the shoes.

  • hughman

    Channeling Lena Dunham.

    • RussellH88

      I honestly thought that. Maybe the fact that the dress is ill-fitting and unflattering is part of the costume.

  • Noah

    Does anybody else feel the urge to take her back inside and get her a glass of water?

  • Paigealicious

    I know I bitch a lot because she tends to get stuck on one pair of shoes and wear them for EVERYTHING, but I didn’t mean that she should just be barefoot.

    The powder on the arms is just weird.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

    The one nude shoe I can’t complain about.

  • Kate Andrews

    Ooh, she’s not even worthy of TLO commentary! I’d cry too, Gaga.

  • MichelleRafter

    She’s auditioning for the next season of American Horror Story.

  • lunchcoma

    Attempting to be positive: At least she’s trying to look like a human being today rather than a walking statue or an alien.

    My actual reaction: Oh my god. You’re barefoot. In London. During the day, when you’re seemingly sober and not carrying a pair of pinchy heels in your hand. Do you know what touched that street before your feet did? Do you want to get ringworm, young lady?

  • kayehmwhy

    Please, seriously somebody please make her stop and go away……….

  • Kathleen

    Am I the only person in the world who thinks she’s ridiculous?

    • kayehmwhy

      No

  • mmebam

    *peeks out her window to see what the fuss is about*

    … Yeah, okay.

    *goes back inside*

    • random_poster

      Exactly. If the most viewers can muster is “whatever” then you’re not doing it right.

  • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Barefoot. On the street. In London.

    Excuse me, but I need to go get an emergency pedicure, extra disinfectant.

  • SouthernGirlRena

    I wonder what she would do if she walking out onto the sidewalk and there wasn’t anyone there to take her picture. Or someone walking and texting bumped into her. Would she just stand there posing anyway or just wander back inside.

  • GorgeousThings

    Ugh. Too tight, too colorless. Makes her look 20 lbs heavier and 20 years older.

    • mshesterp

      I’m confused why you want to look paunchy and blocky and awful. That’s not art, that’s just bad style.

  • RedRaven617

    Notice the tear stain on her cheek? And the unfinished hem? AND the white pasty stuff rubbed on her arms? Casper the friendly, but sad, ghost.

  • Lori

    It doesn’t fit. She is wearing a cult member’s castoffs and fake tears trying to convince us that it’s ART and the idiotic thing doesn’t even fit.

  • tereliz

    is that… ONE. LONELY. TEARDROP?

    FFS, I’m done with this lady.

    (On the bright side, I will be singing the soundtrack to Cry Baby for the rest of the day. Thanks, Gags!)

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      When one of my daughters pulls this sigh-woe-is-me-sighhhhhhhhhh-no one cares-sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit, I have no patience. I usually tell them to take their ennui into another room before they ruin my cheery disposition. One lonely tear drop? Please.

    • Fordzo

      It doesn’t count when we all know that she just got too much powder near her eye and made it water.

    • YoungSally

      This is what it sounds like, When Doves Cry!

      Bah buh da buh bah buh da buh……

  • mmebam

    ♫ Lady in London stepped on a needle late last night
    Barefoot in London again
    AWOOOOO, Barefoot in London
    AWOOOOOO ♫

    • tereliz

      Don’t you mean staph infections of London?

      Er, awoo.

  • Isabel

    Do fans actually wait for her to come outside, standing out in the cold? Or does she announce to the press when she leaves her room? Is she on tour right now?

    • OrigamiRose

      She apparently appeared on something called the “YouTube Awards” last night. Wearing a flannel shirt, a trucker hat, and fake buck teeth. No skirt or pants. No joke.

      • alyce1213

        I had to look this up.
        http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/04/lady-gaga-teeth-grill_n_4212077.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment
        Not to be believed. (Actually it was a leather shirt.)

        • OrigamiRose

          I think I was too distracted by the teeth :)

        • mshesterp

          Oh my God, please stop. Those teeth things actually looked painful. I can’t even.

        • OrigamiRose

          I just went back to DListed where I saw the original picture and inside the event, she must have taken off the leather shirt – she’s definitely in plaid sitting with her boyfriend, who was also in plaid. (I don’t think I can link without ending up in limbo.)

          • alyce1213

            Maybe the leather shirt got schvetty.

      • Erica_Vuitton

        But it was a Saint Laurent flannel shirt ;)

        • OrigamiRose

          Ha, touche :)

      • marlie

        I saw that. It was creepy as f*ck.

      • MilaXX

        Didn’t she already do that for some awards show? The one where her hair looked like Elvis?

    • rks

      Fans just camp outside her hotel. They all find out from twitter where she is at after she lands (sometimes her handlers tip off the paps) and just stand there night and day. Rain or shine…Don’t these people need jobs so they can afford to buy her records? She is on her “promo tour” for ARTFLOP

  • Inspector_Gidget

    What’s with the Maggie Thatcher hair?

    • Kimbolina

      An homage to the host country?

  • cakecakecake

    I guess it’s back to the ol’ ripping up hotel bedsheets and mental institution escapee look again

    • cakecakecake

      /Time for her shot of penicillin. Or do we think she’s already contracted Hep C from walking around barefoot?

  • majorbedhead

    Yeah, no.

  • demidaemon

    I prefer this hair.

    I can’t with the rest.

  • willworktomorrow

    Left at the altar, barefoot and presumably pregnant. Poor waif. So sad.

  • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

    Her publicist called the paparazzi for this?

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    Where is she going?

    • Trickytrisha

      She pops out of her hotel for photo ops and fan love then back in after she’s had enough adulation for the moment.

      • Margaret Nikoleit

        I had been wondering what she actually does anymore, besides “leaves her hotel in London.”

  • Erica_Vuitton

    Ohhh showin off the real hair!! This is pretty much jeans & teeshirt for Gaga (headed to BBC Radio). The tear is a bit much though…

  • ovarB

    If you are living for the applause, the only applause I am hearing is that of a one handed clap.

    This dress in another part of the “Gaga haz a sad” collection.

  • Judy_S

    Is the problem that she’s just not much of an actress? (98% of my contact with Gaga comes through TLo so I don’t know). I get the feeling she’s going for pre-Raphaelite vampire but she just looks vapid and vaguely stylish.

  • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

    She’s the Spirit of Seasonal Depression.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      You win.

  • Trickytrisha

    The Religious Penitent schtick is getting pretty darned tiresome and repetitive.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    Here’s hoping for a case of Hoof and Mouth…

  • Matthew Davie

    What’s amazing about Steffi is how much her public persona masks what she actually looks like. When stripped down to her all-natural self (no makeup, no wigs, no prosthetics, etc.) she is almost unrecognizable as a celebrity. She could almost pop out to the grocery store and not get noticed.

    • MilaXX

      that’s amazing?

  • aja1223

    Why is she always shoe-less and covered in baby powder? Call me simple but I think it smacks of trying too hard.

  • decormaven

    Please quit suffering for your art, for you are killing me.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Or at least suffer in silence.

  • Nicola Anna Molly Page

    I feel like I want to give her a massive hug and a bowl of soup. I suspect that was the point.

  • Malibufire

    Gawd, I’m so tired of her.

  • Paula Pertile

    OK, now I’m starting to worry a little.

    • Trickytrisha

      I’m waiting for her to shave her head in public or set her dog on fire. Oh.. wait – that’s been done. I’m sure she’ll come up with something appropriately demented.

  • boweryboy

    And she’s back to the try hard prententious attention whoring… and bare feet on a public street is just plain nasty.

  • Miranda

    Good Lord she’s annoying.

  • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

    *Laughs and shakes head*

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    “Ophelia pain, girl. I really do.”

    • formerlyAnon

      Gold star.

  • Sabin

    This is a dress? I’m clearly in the wrong profession.

  • MilaXX

    Escaped from the asylum again I see. She gonna catch hoof and mouth disease, YUCK!

  • Imasewsure

    Oh please… she isn’t barefoot is she? I lost my Gaga again… just a pretentious shell (with cold feet) left behind…

  • nancymae

    The bare fit on the street are too groddy for words. Bleh!

  • ojosazules

    And lo, when I opened the new box of kitchen sized trash bags, there appeared before me an angel of a most grievous and wretched aspect …

  • Rusky Razvan

    I love everything above the neck.

  • Eric Stott

    Wow – I’m not crazy about the dress, but the hair and makeup are just fine- she looks almost normal.

  • Kent Roby

    Once again, Heidi’s makeup artist has made her completely unrecognizable.

  • bellafigura1

    she cray cray

  • KinoEye

    Are those supposed to be tear tracks down her face? “Whyyy does it cry, precious?”

  • Krysta

    Uh. So . . . what is going on here?

  • Scrench

    she must be so happy not to be wearing the usual stilts…

  • Tanya Wade

    Alms for the poor. Who will give alms to the poor?

  • Violentcello

    That’s actually really pretty makeup on her. And is that real hair or did she finally address her wig issues?

    • Eric Stott

      I think it’s a wig, but a good one. She should be wearing a Chanel suit with it.

    • Erica_Vuitton

      That is her real hair.

  • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

    Whoa. This is getting silly.

    • formerlyAnon

      Correct. With one tiny quibble: “Has gotten” Has gotten silly.

  • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    The white body makeup with this white dress just doesn’t work at all. Can she stop doing the white makeup? Please?

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Lady GaGa IS the Shroud of Turin! Who knew?

  • VicD

    It’s the ghost of Christmas Never.

  • Sonja Brisson

    Man, that’s unflattering.

  • Fannie Wolston

    i’d walk around barefoot in London for money.

  • nowlo

    Strange fit on the dress–it’s simultaneously too small and too big. It also looks like it’s made of paper towels.

  • traceyishere

    Don’t cry for me Belgravia….

  • kittenwithaquip

    This one time, in high school, I tried to wear a pillow case as a skirt. I thought it very arty: I ripped one seam and let it hang off my hips over long johns. My parents stopped me and made me change before we even left the driveway. As awful as that was, it was better than this. I’m not feeling Gaga’s whole “madwoman of Chaillot” schtick. I wish someone would tell her to take that ridiculous shit off before she even cleared the driveway, too.

    Another random side note: I heard “Applause” today. In it she references Jeff Koons. I don’t give a shit who you are…there is no way to name drop Koons in a song and not seem like a douche.

  • Laurie Landry

    I have so many ?’s. Is this her real hair? Why is she so sad? Why is she wrapped on toilet paper?

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    That reminds me, I gotta get my roots did.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      And my Rogaine refilled.

  • Pamela

    The eternal question…where is she going? will we ever know?

  • Miss WKS

    Dearie, hang on. The men from the home will arrive shortly. And everything will be good again…..

  • elzatelzabelz

    UGH. Enough. Go away now.

  • Alexis Boucher

    I’d be crying if I were walking around barefoot in a major city most likely picking up a ton of bacteria & viruses too.

  • TerryMH

    I thought it was Vanessa Bayer at first which makes sense since Bayer recently did a hilarious Gaga on SNL.

  • http://www.dogsdotcom.blogspot.com/ Plink

    Lena Dunham look alike…is this intended?

  • quiltrx

    Good HEAVENS that is one unflattering sack!
    In the first shot…if I don’t really focus my eyes and turn my head to look at something else (which is how this observation actually happened), there’s almost some Ellen Ripley realness in the head area. Like if she quit killing aliens for a minute and dressed up for the psych ward prom.

  • JP

    Remember years ago when Boy George walked around dusted in white? It wasn’t a good look then and it’s not a good look now. She looks moldy. Of course, walking around barefoot in London, she could have picked up some spores.

  • http://www.momforless.com Crystal

    I really just can’t with her.

  • formerlyAnon

    In a Todd Lynn white dress that DOESN’T FIT.
    Silly girl.

  • E2_Remote

    Doll, you seem to be taking this will-o’-the-wisp thing a bit too far. And are those tear tracks on your cheek??? Dammit, gonna have Smokey Robinson in my head for the rest of the day now. Thanks Steffi!

  • CommentsByKatie

    How do they mess up the fit on something like this? She couldn’t have meant this on purpose…right?

  • slowestloris

    I really hate this eyebrow-less, anemic ghost thing she’s doing lately. Her hair and dress are awful as well.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Eeeek! She’s barefoot.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    This girl must have a serious Vitamin D deficiency. Go out, get a little sun.

    • ShaoLinKitten

      She’s heavily powdered.

  • Danielle

    She’s slowly dying of consumption right in front of us.

  • MissFern

    PUT SHOES ON

  • AntiDraseis Politismos

    For her it is Halloween everyday. for the past 5 years. In this costume though…..Give her a steam iron and its my mother in her late 50s

  • Jon

    Photos of Lady Gaga offered without commentary? Her greatest nightmare.

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    Gaga has a fupa? Who knew???

  • jangma

    If she self-flagellates in the street she’ll have won me over.

  • ItAin’tMe

    Did the arms come with the dress?

  • gg80302

    Steffi needs to sign up for an acting class already.

  • Gatto Nero

    Here — let me strike a 19th century arsenic-victim pose. (Are you looking at me yet?)

  • julnyes

    Okay I have gone on record as being a fan of the whacked out fashion on this trip, but this is a bridge (tear track) too far for me.

  • guest2visits

    Is that a painted on tear track? Because the rest is obviously part of the show.
    I’m thinking Gaga really does just like to give a performance, that it’s just part of her; she’s a song and dance lady in her heart and if she doesn’t have a stage she creates one. Even though it would be nice to see her looking like she’s just out enjoying herself in normal attire, maybe these little mini productions are what give her the most fun.
    That or she’s ready to check into a 30 day ‘retreat’. Pick one.

  • http://www.celestiae.net Isy

    ????

  • Danielle West

    Jackass.

  • sweet_potato

    Pfft.