• PastryGoddess

    She needs to bring back the Diana ross hair. This is bad bad hair

    • Vtg Fashion Library

      Step away from the Bumpit.

    • tereliz

      It’s okay. Nobody is looking at the hair. ;)

      • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

        LOL!

  • charlotte

    Put them away!

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      If I have to worry that they’ve somehow removed your nipples when they gave you those new boobs, then you’re doing it wrong.

      • charlotte

        That’s irritating on top of irritating.

      • marlie

        No, we can see it in that picture with her bending over.

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          That’s the pic that made me have to wonder. On my monitor, you can’t really see the slight skin shade difference between breast and areola. I was genuinely concerned there.

          Also, I have had to use words “labia” and “areola”, conversationally today. Oy vey, these women!

          • marlie

            You should come to my knitting circle. We have conversations like that on the regular. Oh – and we meet in a bar. ;)

          • amf0001

            do you knit in nyc?

          • marlie

            Nope, Philly. But if you’re ever in town, hit me up!

    • Nazzzy

      On the plus side, if they do fall out, she’s in just the right dress. Comes with a built-in safety net.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        HIII YOOOOOO!!!!

  • geans

    oh so tacky.

    • Clueless_Jock

      Agreed.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Are the hair and the boobs returnable? Holy Tacky as All the Fucks Batman!

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      OH HELL NO. WAIT. HOLD UP.

      We need a ruling on the roving beauty mark. That’s right, it moves. It changes location on her face.

      For the record, I am firmly – FIRMLY – against.

      • Jessica Freeman

        If it’s not real, it should not be there.

      • alyce1213

        I was about to give her the benefit of the doubt when I first saw it, thinking zit cover. Then I read your comment, checked it out, and it does indeed appear and disappear without reason, and migrate.

      • marlie

        I could totally “hear” you say “OH HELL NO. WAIT. HOLD UP.” and I started cracking up. Nevermind that I’ve never actually heard your voice. I just KNOW what that sentence would sound like.

        • DebbieLovesShoes

          Me, too. Best part of this whole conversation!

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          Let’s pretend I sound like a Southern 1990s Kathleen Turner. I’ve always wanted a sultry voice.

          • marlie

            The only thing that could have made it better is if you’d said “WAYMINT…”

          • NYCGlamourpuss

            Haaa! I love “WAYMINT”!

      • KateShouldBeWorking

        Big hair + big tits + beauty mark = Maybe she thinks she’s an opera diva.

        Not that it makes this situation any better.

      • MoHub

        Maybe she saw Robin Hood: Men in Tights and thought she was Prince John.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        I give that a NAY! I give it all a NAY – the roving beauty mark, the tits that look like a pair of glued on volley balls, the dress that’s clearly made for a woman without tits, the hair, all of it.

    • Danielle

      She’s on the PROWL.

  • Paigealicious

    WTF are those nails

    • http://skreened.com/bkcentral Sarah

      They are SO. TACKY. Is what.

  • amanda lynn

    go home. redo. all of it.

    • 3boysful

      This. I don’t ordinarily think of her as tacky, but lordy!

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    So this is where Travolta’s Battlefield Earth wig went.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Marry me?

    • TrixieConQueso

      And continuing your thread of Great jokes involving Travolta..remember that scene when he’s holding that talking baby and he sees that gal with the BOOBS and he says “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” And the baby goes, “Yeah, Lunch.” I do not know why Kelly’s appearance reminded moi’ of this…

      • Adriana_Paula

        That scene’s always bugged the hell out of me. It makes no sense: who would say that to a baby? Yeah dude, just like you, the baby’s thinking of nailing her.

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          All I know, is that both times I was pregnant, I would CRAVE apple juice and every time I would chug it down, I would think of the scene where Kirsty is downing a gallon and Mikey is all “keep it coming”.

  • Arjay Gallo

    I’d be all over this dress if that reverse-peplum thing wasn’t so limp and crushed on her.

    • Sobaika

      You mean the waist ruffle?? What is up with that thing??

      • http://skreened.com/bkcentral Sarah

        Makes her look a bit like one of those bags you get for to gift a bottle of wine. But then, I’ve never seen a bottle of wine with boobs on it like that, so, effect: ruined.

    • kirkyo

      That thing could only work in a zero gravity environment.

  • kmk05

    Well. That hair is terrible, but more importantly, her boob tape has failed, and we got a peak of nipple. DON’T BEND DOWN IN FRONT OF THE PAPARAZZI DEAR. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT NECKLINE.

    edit: also, that peplum is sad.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

    Careful, Michelle – the Kids from Fame are going to do leaps on that fountain of a dress and head of yours…

  • MilaXX

    Babyheads and weird peplum

    • Targettaste

      Pearls and oyster shell

  • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

    Miss Rowland would like you to know that she has invested in top-of-the-line implants. They don’t look entirely natural, but they sure are bodacious.

  • DTLAFamilies

    These plastic surgeons need to be put away for giving these girls fakies where you can see the ridge of the implant. If it looks like you have two soup bowls under your skin, ur doin it rong.

    • alyce1213

      These girls don’t realize how strange it looks and wear deep plunging necklines that feature it.

      • DTLAFamilies

        Compare with Dita Von Teese who has implants that look spectacular. It’s like some of these actresses want to look like they had work done by the same plastic surgeon that gives group rates to peeler bars.

        • alyce1213

          I don’t know that much about it, but I understand there are a two shapes, the more realistic being teardrop, which seems to be what Dita has. Kelly has the round cups, which just kind of sit atop your chest and stick out. Also, the skill of the surgeon is key.

          • AnneElliot

            I have mentally described a bad boob job as “orange halves sitting on your chest” but now I’m going to change it to “soup bowls.” Sums it up perfectly.

  • jw_ny

    oh….no.

  • alyce1213

    I watched those BAFTA-LA awards last night and wondered what celebrity cross-over brought her there.
    Now I know — to display her implants.
    The paperbag top waist ruffle is not suited to this dress. That kind of design element is editorial and needs frivolity and volume, best left on the runway. Oh hell, I hate the whole dress.

    • MilaXX

      She hosted the UK version of The Voice and her music is much more popular in the UK than the US.

  • Karen Belgrad

    From the thumbnail, she totally looks like Vivica A. Fox. Not really a compliment.

    • Garcia Loca

      Why not? Vivica is gorgeous.

      • Karen Belgrad

        But she’s always been styled somewhat horrifically on the red carpet and is 17 years older than Ms. Rowland.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

      THANK YOU – I knew she reminded me of someone and I couldn’t pick it.

  • hughman

    Dear Kelly –

    The Cone of Shame goes around your neck. Unless you expect your boobs to start licking your feet scars.

    Kthxbye!

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    No no, a THOUSAND times, no.
    Too much of pretty much everything.

  • KT

    Drag queen that has re-purposed a chips and salsa bowl into a peplum. But damn if her tits don’t look great!

  • Jessica Freeman

    This is all very bad.

  • ritalinsmoothie

    Are those new?

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Old enough where she should be over the show them to the world without a shred of subtlety phase.

  • Carla_Charlton

    Too much boob and not enough ironing on the upside-down peplum.

  • traceyishere

    That paper bag waist just ends up looking like a trash bag dress….and that hair is a crime.

  • Laurie Landry

    is looking all Boobylicious.

  • JasmineAM

    ( . )( . )

  • another_laura

    The dress is ugly. That’s enough, isn’t it?

  • decormaven

    I love jewelry, but those pieces don’t reference each other in the least, other than they are all sparkly. The details of the dress escape me because her display of chest is overwhelming. I do not need to see them to know that they are there. Thank you.

  • marlie

    That is a seriously boobtastic dress. Someone should have told her to make sure not to bend down in it, plus this would have the perfect time to deploy the boob tape. Also, HATE the hair.

  • cakecakecake

    GTISNYH:
    Girl, that is so not your hair

    • Heather

      Girl, those are not your boobs.

  • barbarienne

    Oh, Crom, now they’re putting peplums on upside-down. Not an improvement.

    At least the color is good on her.

  • carlatheviking

    …no. Just no.

  • YoungSally

    The front seam and the fabric stretched out looks a little “chip”

  • Garcia Loca

    I love a pastel on my Kelly, but that is a rather aggressive neckline. (The always-hilarious Michael K of Dlisted captioned her photos, “Kelly Rowland and her titty balls”). Also, the reverse peplum thing is positively enraging!

  • mjude

    NO

  • GTrain

    too.much.fake.boob.

  • Rand Ortega

    Obviously this is a test run of the remake of “The 6 Million Dollar Man ” which is now “The 3 Thousand Dollar Woman”, ’cause that’s how much Kelly’s rebuild cost total.

  • formerlyAnon

    No. Not even Kelly Roland. This dress looks like something for a T& A revue number where the chorus comes out in flower costumes/dresses and petals/leaves/layers gradually come off. And she’s obviously left off a few of the crinolines that lift the hem up enough so that the flowers/women can dance. Or “dance,” as the case may be.

  • crash1212

    Wow. Too. Much. Boob. This is borderline vulgar to my eye and I’m not a “pearl clutcher”. That 4th panel down is very unfortunate. Somebody should teach people who wear this type of neckline that bending forward is not done. Not crazy about the hair…and I guess we’re doing the “one weird nail” now? I don’t hate this dress altogether, I just really, REALLY , hate that neckline on her.

  • boweryboy

    No.

    No to the dress which only looks good standing still from the side.

    And especially NO to the hair. WTF?

    And yes, honey. You have breasts. Now put those things away.

  • SewingSiren

    Needs a little more bodice and a little less skirt.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Oh baby heads, my baby heads
    I show you off, oh how I show you off
    But all you do is treat me bad
    Mess up my dress and leave me sad
    Whoever thought that this was best
    Plastic balls taped to my chest…

  • susan6

    This is a fine dress for a member of the IBTC, but if the wearer is bigger than a B-cup, it goes vulgar. Sorry, Kelly. That’s not your dress.

  • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

    I feel like a lot of stars with newly purchased breasts have this problem, where they wear the same type of garments that were flattering to their old figure. This is an Original Flavor Kelly dress. New Boobs Kelly needs something with more coverage for her acreage up top. She also needs different hair, because that Frankenstein mullet ain’t gettin’ it done.

  • NMMagpie

    Boobs on the half shell.

  • lalahartma

    Boobtacular!

  • Blair Sylvester

    It’s a little your husband caught you in bed with another man in your sexiest lingerie and you used the silk sheet to protect your modesty

  • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    Noooooo. Baby heads and a lattice bodice don’t play well together. This looks so trashy.

  • Irish Rodriguez Reyes

    She’s like a super glam version of Bride of Frankenstein – who’s going to a wedding at Vegas.

  • mrspotts66

    she’s beautiful, but that dress is hiddy.
    all i can picture with that waist ruffle is one of those ruffle plastic head things for babies to keep soap out of their eyes.

  • TerryMH

    The face is gorgeous but I just can’t with the breast.

  • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

    Ugly dress, horrendous hairstyle.
    Really pretty makeup.
    That’s it.

  • Anna_Cecilia

    Toilet paper cover doll dress meets heaping stack of boob pancakes. Utterly bizarre.

    • quiltrx

      I am going to try to work “boob pancakes” into conversation tomorrow. Wish me luck.

      • Anna_Cecilia

        LOL, I wish you all the best in your endeavors.

  • http://lazycircles.blogspot.com/ Sam Hawk

    I can’t keep my eyes off her Baftas.

  • Nicole Little

    She loves it! But it’s awful.

  • Dagney

    bad “after market” tits really scare me.

  • Trickytrisha

    Lovely pale green color on an unfortunate misuse of good fabric. Not sure anyone could pull of those in-your-face boobs and maintain their dignity.

  • LaSylphide

    Why does she have a rain gutter around her waist?

  • Kelly

    Fake breasts look fake. And the whatever-it-is around the waist looks positively aerodynamic. I expect her to take off, like Sister Bertrille. But the dress is a lovely color.

  • Imasewsure

    Awful awful awful

  • Rachael

    My 1st thought: titstacular, my 2nd: those nails are awful!

  • Leslie Streeter

    Girl! You get new boobs?

  • demidaemon

    That whatever at the waist–reverse peplum?–is terrible. Also, when she leaned over, I had a boob falling out fear for her.

  • macwell

    She looks great – if you don’t look at her hair…..:(

  • guest2visits

    Yes it’s too much boob but she looks amazing in it.
    I like the gown with it’s frill of peplum – but I’d like it more with less decolletage/exposure.

  • AutumnInNY

    Ugh. Wish I could un-see that. Why do some women think that’s a good look?

  • SusannaGA

    That neckline never looks good on anyone. No one. Ever.

  • Kayemwhy yo

    No!

  • mom2ab

    That valiant little nipple clutching her dress, standing between Kelly and a serious wardrobe malfunction

  • ShaoLinKitten

    There is not one thing right with any of these pictures.

  • paintedfish

    ugh, too much boob.

  • Beverly Kozma

    Seriously beautiful woman with an amazing figure. Sorry to see that she has Tupperware boobs.

  • Pterodactyl111

    Nope. Can’t get on board with that.

  • quiltrx

    All that comes to mind is “boob-flower.” And that is NOT good, Kelly.

  • Raven

    kind of reminds me of a cupcake liner. :(

  • livesarah

    Pre boob job, and with different hair, Kelly Rowland might have pulled this thing off. Not that that redeems this fairly tacky dress, but it could have looked so much better.

  • Diego!

    Awful hair. Pluse her implants are too much exposed. I don’t like anything here. Gurl, you need to fire your stylist ASAP!

  • http://trooperschaf.blogspot.de/ TrooperSchaf

    I want* to see that dress with a red bodice and a green skirt and call it Boobflower!

    *Disclaimer: in a spoof-red-carpet-show of course.

  • Sunraya

    I don’t think she HAS nipples, as the picture where she is leaning over should be a nip slip!!!

  • MichelleRafter

    Nice picture of her armpit

  • Shoelover1512

    I would drop so much food in that reverse peplum thingy

  • Calinda_L

    There is an amazing picture of her standing with Isla Fisher, who is a teeny tiny wisp of a thing, and KRo’s boobs are at eye-level with IFi. Put them away! You could poke an eye out!

  • musicandmochi

    Slutty Princess and the Frog.

    I hate the word “slut,” but “Gratuitously Revealing Princess and the Frog” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

  • macwell

    Boobs.