Watch a couple of masters give a bitchslap wrapped in a kiss.
Jena Malone attends the premiere of “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” in New York City in a Valentino dress paired with a Valentino clutch and Casadei shoes.
Valentino Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Katya Riabinkina (WOMEN)
“Darling, we love your dress! But JESUS CHRIST, who did your eye makeup? Did you fire them? It’s HORRIBLE!”
Oh, wait. We were never good at that subtlety thing.
Also, the slightly off shoes are making our eyelids twitch. Go for contrast or go for matchy, but this almost-but-not quite stuff comes of committal.