Jaimie Alexander in Azzaro at the “Thor: The Dark World” LA Premiere

Posted on November 05, 2013

The big, loud, dancing-in-jockstraps-on-a-Pride-float (not that we ever did such things, mind you), Gay-with-a-capital-G parts of ourselves want to yell an “ATTAGIRL” at her just for being so bold and making sure all eyes are on her at a moment when they probably should be on bigger stars. As attention-seeking red carpet looks go, you can’t really fault this one for not getting the job done. There’s something very drag about it.

On the other hand…

 

Jaimie Alexander attends the “Thor: The Dark World” Los Angeles Premiere in Hollywood, California in an Azzaro black sheer panel dress.

Azzaro Spring 2014 Collection

 

Any outfit that allows us to see the wearer’s belly button, her bikini-line tattoo, AND the very tip-top of her buttcrack is by definition NOT FABULOUS, i.e., tacky as SHIT. There are Vegas convention hookers who’d turn down wearing this dress out of embarrassment.

On the other, other hand, we LOVE how upset Miss Priss Portman looks in the posters behind her.

But yeah, that’s just tacky.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/ Peter West/ACE/INFphoto.com, David Gabber, Emiley Schweich/PRPhotos.com, style.com]

    • alyce1213

      On the vulgar scale, it’s an 11.

      • 3boysful

        Seriously–I ass-ume there’s a ton of garment tape involved. When sporting this vulgar garment, how do you tweak the front to prevent a wardrobe malfunction without possibly causing an equal and opposite reaction in the rear? God-awful.

        • Ginny Ellsworth

          Two words – spray glue.

        • SophieCollier

          One word: velcro. *rrrrrriiiiip* YEOWCH!

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

        Without question. Its a dress that never should have happened. There is not a single venue where such a thing might be apprpos, outside of the Adult Entertainment Awards.

        • Vtg Fashion Library

          Can we call this “pulling a Miley?”

          • tereliz

            Jaimie was an ABC Family actress for a few years—she was on Kyle XY. I guess this is just her showing how grown up she is. She’s gotta break away from the WB-Disney conglom like all the rest of them, right? ;) I think she’s styled amazingly, and if there was more actual dress here and less netting, it would be a WERQ.

        • Little_Olive

          Maybe we should ask the model, as she most definitely appears to have somewhere to go. Right now.

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

            I think she’s on her way to her agency, to file a complaint. Girl is clearly PISSED.

            • littlemac8

              And the dress (if you can call it that!) looks horrible in motion. I gasped when I scrolled down and gasped again when I saw more cut outs in the back. Horrifying!

          • melisaurus

            She’s running home to change. You know that’s true!

        • demidaemon

          Maybe RPDR as well.

      • Vtg Fashion Library

        Someone call the paramedics. Tim Gunn just passed out.

      • CakesOnAPlane

        Maybe she just really likes her waxer and wants to give him/her free advertising?

      • marlie

        I kind of want to show this picture to my mom just to hear her say (in her prim and proper way), “UGH, that’s just VULGAR.” Cracks me up every time.

      • H3ff

        She looks like the Showgirls poster.

    • sugarkane105

      She is stunningly beautiful. I’d take this over Natalie Portman’s boring princess shit any day.

      • Mary229

        She would have been just as beautiful in. Classier dress. Skin doesn’t equal beauty.

        • sugarkane105

          Sure, she would have, but I think the point of this dress was to bring attention to herself, while still looking beautiful, not to be classy. Obviously, I think it worked. I’m not shading Portman for being conservative, but for being boring. She hardly switches up her look. The whole point of this site is to critique style choices anyway.

          • Mary229

            Gloria Steinem had a great quote recently:

            “I wish women didnt have to be nude to be noticed.”

            I agree with her. She’s a talented, beautiful women and it’s sad this was the only way she could be noticed. JMO

            • sugarkane105

              That’s a great quote, and it’s true in a lot of cases, but I don’t want my original thought to be misconstrued here. I’m applauding Jaimie for having the gall to do something exciting and eye-catching, which I think is totally possible to do in a conservative way as well. The way Natalie Portman typically dresses just isn’t exciting to me – you can do something that’s modest while still being original or fun. I love Jaimie in Thor (haven’t seen her in anything else) and I’m just glad that she’s getting the spotlight, in a way that was (hopefully) her idea.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          She has a gorgeous face, fantastic bod, both of which she could have shown off in a dress that left a lot more to the imagination. I truly, truly don’t want to be this close to seeing any starlet’s vagina peek out of her RC look.

          • RebeccaKW

            If it curved more to her hip and covered her vagina and we didn’t see the ass crack, I think it would be an amazing look.

      • Dagney

        OMG thank you…..I cannot believe I had to scroll down this far to find someone whose comment didn’t sound like it came from a GOP meeting. Sure it’s an edgy dress, but she has so much poise and moxy that it works beautifully.

        • whirligig7

          Her face and hair and makeup and poise are beyond gorgeous… and I do agree that on many levels this works. From certain angles (not shown here), though, her entire vagina is on display… the entire thing. That i suspect was not her intent….

        • Mary229

          Because not wanting to see a woman’s ass crack and vagina on the red carpet means we are all prude Republicans? Ok. Whatever.

          • Dagney

            Oh yes. This is a very serious website and I was not joking around AT ALL. lol

    • Targettaste

      I hope it’s glued in place because I can imagine her turning or bending and exposing even more, if that’s possible.

      • 3boysful

        Had same idea. Shoulda read down before commenting!

        • Ginny Ellsworth

          Me two… or is it me three?

          • boweryboy

            Me four!

      • Nicholas

        I have come to learn that she did not, in fact, consider the world being more than two dimensions.

        /facedesk

        • demidaemon

          I’m scared at what you are implying.

          • Nicholas

            Pro tip, starlets: don’t flash your Jotunheim.

        • whirligig7

          Pics on other sites show that from the right side… everything is on display. Eek.

          • Targettaste

            Thank you for NOT sharing a link; I don’t want to see it.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Vulgar. Gorgeously done. But vulgar.
      I think when JLo had her Versace moment, it retired this kind of effort.

      • http://myriameron.blogspot.com/ Heron

        Right? It’s SO gloriously vulgar. I love it. She’s got a slamming bod and was told that she can’t go out naked. So she didn’t.

      • Little_Olive

        “Gorgeously done. But vulgar.” is THE conclusion. And with that face to accompany, no less. Oh well.

        • marlie

          Yes. Her face and makeup are striking (those EYES).

      • tereliz

        I love this girl unreservedly, but this is not anyone’s dress. It looks like it comes in a bag you’d find on the “dress-up” rack of a porn store. She’s styled to perfection, though, non?

        • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

          Oui.

        • demidaemon

          Like I said in my own comment, I believe this is Detox’s dress. So, I guess this would mean it is no biological woman’s dress.

    • Shannon Beamer

      We’ve been punk’d, right? I assume that’s what this is, because I refuse to accept another explanation for this “garment.”

      • Targettaste

        Sometimes I think the whole fashion industry is punking us. Designers: “ha ha, let’s see if anyone will wear this!”

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Any dress that puts the viewer THIS close to seeing her pubic region in a photo is not a good thing.

    • Kimmu

      It may be tacky as hell but I still love it because wearing that dress takes gigantic, clanging brass balls and tits.

      • Danielle

        Her balls are so big they had to be put on her chest to prevent chafing.

        • Kimmu

          And to not mess up the line of the dress! Seriously though, I love it. There’s more effort in this one tacky dress than all of the appearances and actual acting Portman did for the two Thor movies combined. Bless you, Jaimie.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

        Brass ovaries.

    • Jessica Freeman

      I am clutching my pearls.

      • 3boysful

        :)

        • Nikko Viquiera

          i am clutching my pearls at your online name 3boysful teehee. :)

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      Is it a compliment if I say this is the nicest ‘Nekkid’ dress I’ve ever seen? She looks fantastic in it.

    • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

      Do you think Miley is pissed that she didn’t get to this first?

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Yep, I do.

        • Constant Reader

          Except I’m afraid it’s still just a little too classy for Miley.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Miley might also be just a tad too short to wear this number effectively.

            • demidaemon

              If Miley was wearing it, I predict we would actually be seeing cooch and full on crack.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              No doubt-and I’m trying very had to not see that in my mind’s eye.

    • ubreyn12

      Good gawd. She might as well fall out of the sky, blowing a horn, and land on the red carpet with an orange parachute trailing behind her.

      • PastryGoddess

        Don’t give her ideas

      • decormaven

        Another variation of “My new album drops Sept. 18, 2001″.

        • sojourneryouth

          Love it!

    • Catiline

      HAHA! Indeed, Natalie Portman’s “judging you” face is what really caps off the first picture.

    • Introspective

      ewww. girl bye.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

      Is this how you campaign to get a standalone Lady Sif movie made?

      • tereliz

        Don’t tease. She needs a breastplate for that. ;)

    • Tanya Wade

      Well, she does have gorgeous eyes, I’ll say that. Not that you would notice in that dress….

      • Tatiana Luján

        the weird thing is I noticed.

        • LipstickForPigs

          I did too, that head is glorious, *almost* makes the dress okay….but not quite.

    • In_Stitches

      She looks a lot like Natalie; it’s kind of eerie. An alternate universe version of Natalie where, instead of becoming a movie star, she ended up languishing on CW shows, grasping for attention.

      • LipstickForPigs

        The Naughty Natalie?

    • TrixieConQueso

      This is why Whoever Is In Charge did not give me HER body. Would be wearing this shit to the grocery store, and well, everywhere. Because I could.

    • Karen Belgrad

      It’s like she’s wearing the inverse of the Showgirls DVD movie poster!

      • sugarkane105

        Lol “S” for “Suck it, Portman!”

      • AmeliaEve

        You beat me to it. Totally Showgirls.

      • Catiline

        I went back and looked, and now I cannot stop laughing.

      • AnguaVonUberwald

        That is so hilariously exact it is kind of scary.

    • Deac82

      Her previous 2 appearances on this blog were in “Whiteboard” posts. This dress–though lacking in taste–has done its job.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        You intrigued me, I went back. Clearly this lady is not afraid to make a statements and choose boldly. She may be a one to watch.

        • marlie

          I went back too. The yellow one was GORGE. The silver alien dress was not my cuppa, but it definitely made a statement.

    • Jenna Marie

      I normally hate this tacky/slutty crap. But she looks gorgeous in it – and the fit is impeccable. If the back was sans mesh, I’d be totally on board.

      • Carleenml

        agreed. the crack was just a bridge too far, don’t you think?

        • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

          Or a crack too far.

      • Constant Reader

        I agree! She had me in her corner until she turned around.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      I think I’ll go with Miss Priss’s style. Because this? It’s the fashion equivalent of Snooki.

    • shopgirl716

      It’s tacky, vulgar and inappropriate. And if I had her body I’d be showing it off every chance I had, but certain parts need to stay covered. Thor is marketed heavily to children and if a premiere outfit is NSFW, that’s a problem.

      • MoHub

        She’d actually be less vulgar if she were really naked.

    • filmcricket

      Oof, no. The front was bad enough, but I could have lived with it. The rear view is just a step too far. This makes GOOP’s Iron Man get-up look sedate. She’s an utterly stunning woman, but all this says to me is “tacky.”

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

        Yes, the front I was thinking “Bold” but then the back happened and it was just too much.

      • RebeccaKW

        I’ll say the same thing here I said about the GOOP’s dress. Why would you wear a borrowed dress with no undies and go sit in a public place?

    • crash1212

      Well, if you must insist on wearing a tacky naked dress, at least she styled it nicely! Love the hair and jewelry. I can’t imagine how uncomfortable wearing such a dress would be all night…I mean, one false move creating a dress shift and all those bits that are barely covered now are exposed.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        The close up pic is a stunner!

        • maggiehuck

          Neck up — super well done. Did that dress come from the clearance rack at the trailer park tranny ho store? I do covet the shoes the model is wearing tho. They are badass.

    • Tatiana Luján

      I’m about to dye choked by laughter.

    • lamh36

      Meg u don’t hate it, but I think I would like it better but something if of about her posing of it. The full on front pose just seems like blah.

      But..hold the phone, where is my Iris Ella sighting. He was there wasn’t he!
      Today is my birthday so I DEMAND a hot Idris picture post haste!

      Please and thank you blog uncles.

      • Tatiana Luján

        Happy Birthday!

        • lamh36

          Thx

      • sagecreek

        Happy Bday! And yes, we need to all celebrate you with Idris Elba pics!

      • tereliz

        Someone on GFY said that dear Idrissa was not well because of an asthma attack, but I believe he is promoting his Mandela movie, so he may not have been there regardless.

    • mjude

      I could have tolerated the front…almost, but then we see the back of the dress. NO

    • sagecreek

      Yeah, tacky as hell.

    • Ginny Ellsworth

      Wait, wait, wait! You mean her ASS is hanging out too? Honey, half naked might be pulled off but this is just desparate!

    • Blair Sylvester

      I was not prepared for that! also Kim Kardashian is kicking herself for not getting to this dress first

    • paintedfish

      isn’t that the cover of Showgirls?

    • RussellH88

      Look, someone made the Showgirls poster into a dress.

    • kimmeister

      Her face and hair look so lovely and elegant, what a waste!

    • Vickiefantastico

      Wow, women’s lib has come so far. Our foremothers would be so proud.

    • Nancer

      This dress was so unnecessary. She’s beautiful. But also now very, very tacky. Shame on her stylist. She didn’t need naked – I mean negative – attention!

    • Ashley Ellen Wilson

      I actually really like this! And I’m NOT a convention hooker :) I think it’s bold and daring and sleek and she definitely has the body to pull it off. And it’s attention-grabbing and that face of hers is STUNNING.

    • Kent Roby

      The fact that she’s so perfectly poised with elegant hair and makeup makes this look particularly hilarious; it’s almost like she has no idea that most of her dress is missing! This makes me very nervous.

    • MilaXX

      She messed up with the shoe though. If you gonna rock this look don’t get conservative with the shoe. A simple pointy toed pump is not what this dress calls for.

      • ashtangajunkie

        Lucite? :)

        • MilaXX

          No not stripper wear. I just think a fierce platform pump might actually work in this case, and I typically hate platform pumps.

          • Bexxx

            Jinx!

    • ashtangajunkie

      The first time in ages that something is styled well and THIS is the dress…sort of. I suppose it is a dress, but I’d feel more covered up in a bikini.

    • notterriblybitter

      TOO.MUCH.INFORMATION. I have no idea who this woman is but I now know more about her than I ever wanted to. I am embarrassed for both of us.

    • Roz

      Can we talk about her shoes? They’re so….anti-climatic!

    • Magatha

      She is just so beautiful. But honestly, the first thing that popped in to my head is kind of horrible: it looks like they started to prep her for one of those hideous plasticine “Bodies:The Exhibition” displays, but then she escaped. So that part is good news: she got away! I wish her continued safe passage.

    • cocohall

      She doesn’t have the courage of her convictions to wear this. She looks like she isn’t breathing and her jaw is clenched so tightly I’m getting TMJ pain just looking at her. If you are going to leave the house dressed this way, I think you should own it and just let the nip slip happen. And crack slip. And whatever other goods she has to display. Isn’t that the point? To say she is ready for nude scenes?

      • marlie

        She CAN’T breathe in this. One too-big inhale and who knows what else we’ll see.

    • Fannie Wolston

      message sent – this girl is willing to take it all the way. red hot pasties above and below would have completed the look

    • SewingSiren

      I wouldn’t want to sit in her seat after she gets up.

    • Jean Marie Downing

      Tacky, yes. Unclothed, yes. Pulling it off? I’m leaning towards yes

      I love the styling here – hair and earrings elevate it. Her makeup is flawless. And it looks better on her than on the model where the mesh is all wrinkled across the abdomen. Since THAT sort of problem almost always reverses between model and celebrity, I can only imagine she is a witch (or powerful Asgardian) and therefore knew the dress would stay exactly where it was supposed to.

    • Little_Olive

      Oh, my.

      I was prepared to ponder the tack-factor against Gwynnie’s white attempt at see-through… and then I saw the back. Please.

    • Jumpingjacks

      I could somewhat tolerate the dress until she turned around.. if the back was all black I could’ve lived with it, but no.. now it’s just a display, pick whatever piece you prefer I’m desperate

    • Heather

      Agreed. On the other hand, her eye makeup is pretty.

    • boweryboy

      Oh! There’s ass too. I was almost on board with this until she turned around.

      Plus, how does she keep it from not gaping so the whole world doesn’t see her good china?

      • Kelly

        Seriously! I wondered the same thing — how can she even move? Otoh, excessive public display doesn’t seem to be something she worries about. Oh, well, dear, enjoy that fab body while you’ve got it. Tempus fugit.

      • pippitypup

        She doesn’t. On photos taken from different angles, you not only see the good china, you can make out the pattern.

        • boweryboy

          oh.my.god.

    • Mary229

      Vulgar. Try hard. Tacky. She’s so pretty but this is awful and I like her less now.

    • OrigamiRose

      My reaction to the dress is the same one I had sitting through the trailer for her movie: Massive eye roll. Pass.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Gosh, her parents must be so proud of their little girl.

      • NDC_IPCentral

        I, too, thought, “What do you say to your mother about this?” And her father – wouldn’t most any dad have a coronary or cerebral embolism?

    • JasmineAM

      LOVE IT. Z SNAPS!!!

    • Bexxx

      I love this because her body is insane and I kind of like the super-conservative silhouette with the straight up porno vulgar cutouts. Hate hate hate the shoes though. I think a round toe with a slight platform, maybe in silver, would have played off the shapes of the garnment better. I know how tacky this is, but her body is seriously so beautiful that it’s blinding me to the crassness.

    • marlie

      It would still be vulgar, but I think it would be just on the acceptable side of tacky if the BACK wasn’t sheer. As it is, she’d better be really careful when she’s twisting and turning and posing for the camera.

    • Folk Devil

      Wow. Gwyneth’s infamous see-through panel overshare of a dress is downright classy in comparison. Just wow.

    • SugarSnap108

      I hope this dress symbolizes the peak (low) of the see-through dress movement, and we will slowly return to some semblance of sanity on red carpets everywhere. Ah-men.

      • marlie

        I’d hope so, but you know there are designers, stylists, and ladystars out there who are saying right now “I can top that.”

    • Michelle Gennari

      Yeah wow…just a tad too much skin showing in the wrong places. You’d need a really close shave for that one!

    • patticake1601

      You know you have arrived in Tackytown when TMZ declares you the winner of the red carpet event.

    • tetisheri

      I just want to know how she sat down in that dress without showing everyone her goodies.

    • jw_ny

      Drag indeed! Eat your heart out Shannel! ;)

      This lady (whomever she is) looks stunning from mid-chest up…love her hair, makeup, and earrings.

      • Imasewsure

        Yes this is definitely Shannell’s dress with just some very slight modifications… If she isn’t this tacky (not calling her out… love huh)…

        • demidaemon

          Oh, Shannel is definitely tacky…but she is a drag queen, where tacky can be fierce at the same time. On the RC, not so much. I also think Detox could pull this off. (I feel like a broken record for saying that.)

    • ana170

      I don’t really see the problem here. The dress clearly wasn’t intended to be classy. It’s meant to be bold and grab your attention and on that front it works. She looks great in it. She’s not actually showing anything (as far as I can tell). Thumbs up from me.

      • kmc1138

        Honestly, I think I would agree with you if there were two more inches of fabric on the crackital area. One thumb up from me. ;-)

    • kmc1138

      I just saw photos on another site and dashed over to see what y’all thought. I only saw the dress from the front and honestly kind of liked it, but then YOWZA.

      • marlie

        I love how so many of us have that reaction… “but what do TLo & the Bitter Kittens think about this?”

        • kmc1138

          I’ve never met you before but I know with all my heart that we need to meet and form a doo-wop band called “Tlo and the Bitter Kittens.” :-D

    • Vaniljekjeks

      It’s a shame, because if the mesh stopped above the navel in front, and above the lower back in the behind, it would have been a complete knockout look.

    • Diego!

      TACKY AS SH*T but from neck up she looks STUNNING!!! I love her hair and make up!

    • MW

      It just makes me uncomfortable, that’s it.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Beautiful woman. Trash-wallow of a gown.

    • Adriana

      Gorgeous face though.

    • Fyolette

      I think it’s a very pronounced, articulated, loud ‘fuck you’ to the people in charge for the premieres, who didn’t invite her on a single one in Europe. So one the one she IS attending she made sure to get all the attention on herself and ALSO made sure that the next day all the press will be about her.

      • Saturnine

        There’s no saving the dress, but given this perspective, I can see the logic. I wonder if she could have gotten the same result without resorting to quite this level of piggy-ness.

      • alice20c

        I remember reading that she broke her back during a stunt and while she was healing they just drained her part to nothing. Metaphorically stepping over the body. So yeah, if she’s out of that series, she would want to make a statement. I like that the dress shows so much. When I saw it, I thought “she showing everyone that there are no scars”.

    • Richard Banger

      Cover yourself up Woman! You’re in public!

      • Lilithcat

        Or in pubic.

    • Lilithcat

      You need to be really careful how you move in that dress.

    • Qitkat

      Kristen Stewart is sobbing. Or maybe GwennieP.

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      Points for boldness, but ewww…don’t want to see pelvic bone and butt cracks on the red carpet! Hair and make-up are pretty flawless.

      • marlie

        Pelvic bone and butt crack IN THE SAME GARMENT.

      • OrigamiRose

        Oh, you could see more than that; anyone standing to her right got a view of her grooming habits. Flat out wrong.

    • melanie0866

      The shape of the sheer part reminds of the old antacid commercials with the model of the digestive tract.

    • susan6

      Yeah….any outfit that lets the world know with absolute certainty that you have a Brazilian wax….is vulgar. Stunning from the neck up, though.

      • Imasewsure

        I’d say stunning from the waist up… I don’t mind the panel on her…. it’s just the rest of it that is tacky at f%*k..

    • mmebam

      Fuck it, I think she looks great!

    • thecitysleeps

      There are pictures from the side where you can see all of her vah jay jay, not even kidding. TACKY doesn’t begin to cover it.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      Her hair and make up are so fantastic, it’s like her dress is saying, “My fabulousness is up there!”

    • bizarro

      She is stunning. But this, um, garment should have been saved for a photo shoot and was not meant to be deployed in the real world, especially with the bare back. It doesn’t look quite as vulgar on the model – perhaps she is taller, but it does not appear that the model’s vajayjay is about to appear, even while walking.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      The shape and cut of that panel is just fabulous. If only it wasn’t sheer.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        OMG, right?? Can you imagine how fabulous this would be if the sheer panels were a solid contrasting color? It would be an amazing dress!

    • webslice33

      starving for attention

    • elirt

      UGH – TACKY. From the neck up she’s gorgeous.

    • Trickytrisha

      Seriously? This isn’t just tacky, it’s borderline porn. Do we really need to be subjected to this on a red carpet? Not all publicity is good publicity, Ms. Alexander.

      • demidaemon

        I read porn as prom first and thought, “Who the F*** would where this to the prom?” Then I scared myself a little.

      • pippitypup

        No, from the right you can see she’s airing out the good china.

    • Fordzo

      When will lady stars just start wearing pasties and the paper panties that waxing salons give you when you get a bikini wax? We’re headed that-a-way. Miley is *almost* there.

      If Gaga walks out of her hotel in paper panties, I called it and you all have to buy me a shot.

    • Laura Renee

      Her face is so pretty, though…

    • Shawn EH

      Ship this one to Paltrow, who needs it more than this very pretty starlet. She needs to go find Lena Headey’s stylist, stat!

    • judybrowni

      Miss, the Porn Star Awards are in the other banquet hall.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      I literally cannot comprehend how the logistics of such a garment would work.

      • marlie

        Whoever it is, they’re the same person who was trying to make ass-crack low-rise jeans a thing in 2002. Now they’ve just upgraded to gowns. BTW, I’ll help you track them down.

    • LaSylphide

      Just plain vulgar.

    • NinjaCate

      Cutouts in the BACK TOO! oh my… oh MY…. *clutches pearls*

    • Teri Zelasko

      And she was chaperoning her boyfriend’s 16-year-old daughter while wearing this?!? Don’t care that they’re all from Hollywood…that is just bad.

    • procrastinatrice

      OK, so yes, this is tacky as shit, but isn’t she BEAUTIFUL? I really can’t think of much else. Well, maybe I can, a little bit. She looks best in that one picture where she looks mostly covered…But looks pretty damn good in the rest of them too…

    • Dagney

      I love this. Over the top? Yes. Maybe I am in an over the top mood today, but I love this. Natalie who? That lame sorry excuse for an actress who also CANNOT DANCE and should have never been cast in a dancing roll in a movie that should have never been made anyway because it was so bad?

      I like the lack of pretense with this dress. The netting is shear black. Not “illusion fabric” that is meant to make us all think, “Gasp! is that her skin? Wait! No! It’s fabric! Tee hee hee!” None of that. It’s straight up, no fucking around, shear and she WENT there.

    • GillianHolroyd

      Leaving aside the appropriateness of such a garment, would using a side zipper have killed them?

      • ewes_urn_aim

        That was my first thought! lol

    • Kathy

      She is a lovely woman, but I think I can see her ovaries from here.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      Oh just no. “Vulgar” with a capital “Vagina”. Just no.

    • suzq

      Somewhere, Gwyneth Paltrow is extending her bony finger at her monitor and exclaiming, “See, my Pucci dress was NOT that vulgar!”
      That said, I love it! Jaimie will treasure this moment forever.

    • Becca

      You know, tacky or not- this dress will make her a household name.

      It’s similar to when Elizabeth Hurley wore that Versace safety pin gown.

    • BPlease

      There is never anything remotely sexy to me about such a desperado, tacktastic sartorial choice.

    • OldPandaDayz

      I was watching the red carpet last night and saw this and I immediately hoped you guys would “Girl That’s Not Your Dress” this look. Even aside from the vulgarity; nothing about this on her works for me. Which is sad becuase she’s obviously got the figure to pull off a lot of other great styles.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Oh sweetie just hang a sign around your neck saying, ‘look at me, will strip for money.’ Seriously. How can a gal that beautiful sell herself that short?

    • SophieCollier

      I’m not appalled by this dress, but it does make me nervous for her walking, sitting, getting in/out of a car. The front swoop over the “woo” area could come over another inch or two, the way it appears to on the model.

    • demidaemon

      This is Detox’s dress and no one else’s.

    • French_Swede

      Well, we are all talking about her …. so the dress is doing its job!

    • jangma

      I loved everything until I saw that back. The ass cheek is a bit much, but kudos for self-confidence, girl!

    • rondele

      I can’t think of any outfit/dress I’ve ever seen here that has affected me like this: I am embarrassed; by the dress and by her wearing of the dress. Yes it is tacky, but it is also almost obscene. Being naked would not be obscene. The way the lines of actual fabric, not netting, are structured just thissss close to certain areas just doesn’t work.It’s beyond tacky. Sheesh.

    • quiltrx

      I don’t fucking know you, so go put on some damned clothes, you vulgar whore.
      (say in your best Ron Burgundy voice)

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      She’s a stunning woman, but what a tacky a** dress. I hadn’t heard of her before today, so mission accomplished, I suppose.

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      Dabo Girl on Deep Space Nine!

    • lrhoff

      Good grief. Get a life and some class.

    • Ashleigh

      I SWEAR I see stubble!!

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Inevitably, a photo has surfaced with the good china on display. Why, girl, WHY?

    • DTLAFamilies

      The Fug Girls said she went to the premiere with her boyfriend’s daughter. Boyfriend is Peter Facinelli, ex-wife is Jennie Garth and apparently Jaimie was the other woman, which takes this to another level of ewwww.

    • Joyce VG

      Such poor taste.

    • Joey Melliza

      Look world i have no panties on! hate to think of the underdraft after she lets out a fart. = (

    • Jessica O’Connell

      You should never have to go get a wax to wear a dress…that means it’s too revealing. Ew.

    • guest2visits

      Too bad. The thumbnail had just enough transparency for me. She’s gorgeous but this Miley’s dress.

    • kalisa

      How do you not feel like you’re standing naked in front of a crowd? I guess you have to be a bit of an exhibitionist to be comfortable in this.

    • https://plus.google.com/108251075533777132179/posts Frank Lithium

      Had she struck bolder poses, I am guessing more people would had been sold on this outfit. Besides, now IS the time to flaunt and taunt, while she can still retain her bangin’ bod (relatively) easily.