GTNYD: Taylor Schilling in Thakoon at the CFDA/Vogue 2013 Fashion Fund Celebration

Posted on November 12, 2013

Taylor, sweetie! No! You’ve made a classic style mistake! Run, girl! Run from the cameras!


Taylor Schilling attends the CFDA and Vogue 2013 Fashion Fund Finalists Celebration at Spring Studios in New York City in Thakoon.

Thakoon Spring 2014 Collection

Too late. Damn it. We hoped we could save this one.

Oh, Girl. Those are not your pants. Those are model pants. That’s not your top, either. You let some chic little teenage professional clothes-wearer convince you that you could pull this whole outfit off, ripped right from the runway. Tragic. Pack up this outfit, along with that makeup job and hair, and FedEx it to Kristen Stewart, who is the one God intended to wear it.




[Photo Credit: Mireya Acierto/Getty Images, Marco Sagliocco/, IMAXtree]

    • Jessica Freeman

      Satin pants are no one’s pants.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        Satan’s pants!

    • MilaXX

      True dat. KStew with dirty hair and a scowl would look perfect in this.

      • Sobaika

        That’s spot on.

      • effie

        good god can we please stop with the same old comment about her scowl that got old in 2010?

        • Danielle

          When she stops scowling, we’ll stop talking about it.

        • Bexxx

          I don’t think that was a snark- the scowl is KStew’s ~thing and part of the reason she pulls off her style so well

          • PaulRin

            I agree. Kristen’s attitude and unwashed-looking hair just makes her look chic in those types of outfits.

    • Danielle

      Taylor Momsen wants her look back.

    • Ginger

      A lace tube top is NEVER a good idea.

      • Bexxx

        The worst part is this isn’t even a lace tube top. It’s just strategic doilies.

    • Sobaika

      I do not dislike this – or at least, I think she’s wearing the outfit just as well as the model.

      It feels rather costumey, though. This speaks to no personal style, it’s very clearly something that was put together for her. She should swap the clutch and shoes while going for different eye makeup.

      • fursa_saida

        Yeah, the pearls on the clutch really put it over the top into half-assed costume territory.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Yep, shipped to Kristen – only because you have to have the “eat my shit” look permanently on your face to this work. The model’s got it about right.

    • annabelle archer

      Stylistically, I have no idea who she wants to be.

    • RussellH88

      That top is heinous. It can only be pulled off by someone who can appropriately look like they don’t give a fuck.

    • Hifigoddess

      I think she looks pretty? I should go home now and iron my size 12 satin pants.

    • Karen Belgrad

      It’s as if she were professionally styled to look like she was doing a “walk of shame”

      • Linda LaPaz

        Bitter Kittens don’t do the “walk of shame”. They do the “Stride of Pride”!

    • Claire Haley

      Too much toe coming out of the peep.

    • foodycatAlicia

      If those are silk, they would be very comfy pyjamas.

    • Glam Dixie

      Add competing blacks to the list of wrongs done to my eyes here. Those are Horrible Satin Pants. Horrible.

    • decormaven

      This look is straight from the runway, top to toe. It really does need someone with long legs and more length in the torso to show it to advantage. Too bad- she deserves a better look.

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      I would not have thought it was possible to hate anything more than those pants. Then I saw the side view of the shirt.

    • mjude

      good god, that is just an awful look.

    • oatmealpie

      I googled Taylor Schilling because I knew I recognized her from somewhere, and Google’s second suggestion was “Taylor Schilling Feet.” Really?

      • foodycatAlicia

        I have noticed that you google any female star and the suggestions are pregnant, gay or feet, not necessarily in that order.

        • Sarah

          Holy moly. What does that say about the world? I don’t even want to guess.

          • foodycatAlicia

            If you google the boys the suggestions are gay and married.

            • Sarah


      • Julie Parr

        Hmm. When I just googled her, I got Taylor Schilling husband, Taylor Schilling boyfriend and Taylor Schilling dating.

    • International Model

      Atlas shrugs and says, “Why?”

    • Tatiana Luján

      I don’t like the clothes, but I think she looks pretty good with them on. I’d also clean her eyelids a bit.

    • hellkell

      Eh, after the Lena Dunham catastrophe, I can’t get too worked up about this. Yeah, it’s evil satin pants, but you can see this on almost any Saturday night in a city.

    • AlisonS

      This look is pure: “Look at my I’m hard edge and shit, right? I’m pulling this off right? Guys? Somebody? … Whatever I’m bad.”

    • Bexxx

      Girl, That’s Not Your Eye Makeup.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Either I have misplaced my glasses, or, Girl That’s Not Your Chest Hair.

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        Woohoo! Funny!

      • Laura Renee

        TOTALLY what I saw in the thumbnail!

    • marlie

      It looks like she’s wearing pajamas/loungewear. That outfit is all sorts of “no.” Her eyes look pretty, but she needs a bolder lip.

    • Heather

      Also, she’s wearing the runway look verbatim, down to the fugly shoes and Claire’s purse. A no in my mind.

    • Miss WKS

      From the thumbnail I thought she was wearing a chest hair wig…

    • ashtangajunkie

      I don’t hate the top – I feel like I should, but all of my current hatred is directed at those pants.

    • bellafigura1

      Not to mention, how annoying does the bag look. Oy, I’d be ripping those pearls with my teeth after ten minutes.

    • kimmeister

      Whoa, I actually thought it was Diane Kruger from the thumbnail.

    • Trickytrisha

      Those pants belong in a lead lined casket buried deep in the earth so they’d never see the light of day ever again.

    • Qitkat

      At this point I would like to just throw something sharp at both Thakoon and Theyskens.

      • demidaemon

        What kind of sharp? Knives sharp or thumbnails sharp? Both are sharp, but can have different pain levels. Also, what parts of the body are you targeting?

        • Qitkat

          Hmmm…let’s go for darts. Like the circus knife throwing performers. We’ll strap each designer down, give’em a spin, and aim for something vulnerable. Ouch, where is this mean streak coming from today?

    • cocohall

      Ok, the outfit is a no, but she looks like she’d be fun to hang with. She looks at least half bitter kitten to me.

    • Julie Parr

      While I completely agree that KStew would rock this outfit, Taylor is doing just fine with it. Way better than I could do, at least I know that.

    • lunchcoma

      You need to have legs a million miles long to pull off those pants.

    • KT

      Ew – this is just ugly. What is with the shitty uneven netting and why must it be here? Pass all around. Especially those shoes, barf

    • bertkeeter

      “Model Pants?” Yeah one walking very fast on n off the runway cause they look like hell! The top is not much better. Hate the way the lace band in front is higher than the side, then that gap below…has no flow or esthetic about it!

    • Richard Banger

      Bless her heart. She looks so pleased with herself. I think she pissed off her gays and they’re fucking with her by giving her this look.

    • Diego!

      This is a look for the MTV Awards… Girl got the wrong invitation?

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      You know what? I’m still so mad after the Lena Dunham fiasco next door that I’m going to give her a “Hem the pants, the rest isn’t that bad.”

    • gigi kennedy

      oh on Kristen Stewart it would look FAB!

    • CatherineRhodes

      It seems like the pants are two sizes too big. I think she should be required to always show up in orange…