Zachary Quinto in Dior Homme at the “All Is Lost” Premiere

Posted on October 09, 2013

Acceptable, but dull, like pretty much all the celebrity fashion on the site today, with the exception of Miley, who was neither of those things.

 

Zachary Quinto attends the “All Is Lost” premiere during the 2013 New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center in New York City in Dior Homme.

No, really. It’s a nice suit and well fitted and we probably wouldn’t complain under other circumstances, but what the hell is going on with the stylists of the entertainment world lately that the only colors they seem capable of handling are black, white or navy blue?

He looks like a gay financial advisor.  Nothing against our financial advisor brothers out there, but we expect a bit more in the way of oomph from our celebrity style.

 

[Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PRPhotos.com, Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images]

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      That’s some serious Blue Steel.

    • ashtangajunkie

      Fine. It’s just so…unexceptional.

    • hughman

      The Film Festival logo’s riff on Studio 54 makes me giggle. Oh NY, never change.

    • Danielle

      Boom. Pregnant.

      • hughman

        Well this should be interesting. Go on…

        • Rand Ortega

          Hughman… You SLAY me!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      “…Neither of those things…”

      Oh, that is a GOOD one, sirs!

    • http://www.mikellestreet.blogspot.com/ Mikelle S

      Am I the only one who just realized he does something really weird with his eye?

      • little_miss_strange

        He got the crazy eyes because he didn’t get cast in this year’s American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy better watch his ass.

        • alyce1213

          But, he’s been getting excellent reviews for “The Glass Menagerie” on Broadway (“this ‘Menagerie’ — which stars Cherry Jones and Zachary Quinto in career-defining performances” [NYTimes]), which, in the long run, is probably better for his career than another season on AHS.

      • TLJezebel

        It’s the perfectly threaded brows. They’re hypnotic.

    • little_miss_strange

      He looks highly uncomfortable with smiling and showing his teeth to a camera. But JESUS CHRIST IS HE SEXY.

      *paws at screen and mews hopefully*

      • KingCrazy

        I actually noticed this when he was on Watch What Happens Live a couple of nights ago. They did a very tight shot on his face while playing an “eyebrow game” and it seemed like he was trying to hide his teeth. It was kind of adorable. He doesn’t have perfect Hollywood teeth, but they’re not AWFUL either.

        And by perfect Hollywood teeth, I meant veneers.

        • formerlyAnon

          On most people*, perfect Hollywood teeth halve the sex appeal for me. I’m not saying *bad teeth* are appealing, but without some irregularity or imperfection it can be . . . factory-like. I think this is why a lot of the Brits are sexier, IMO. Though the mania for perfect teeth has made inroads there, the last decade or so as well.

          * I am sure there are exceptions. I can’t think of any, but there are so many sexy people in show biz, and at this stage most of ‘em have professionally adjusted teeth.

          • Daxx2513

            I’ve always referred to those as “Chicklet” teeth. Unnaturally white and perfectly square.

    • Supernumerary

      God. That first shot turns him into Slenderman, with all that narrowness and all that height.

    • decormaven

      Did someone die and the BKs didn’t receive notification? This has been one somber day in Dress History. Come on, people! Current events are tragic enough as it is; we look to the stars for a little sparkle.

    • MilaXX

      Did someone tell the male celebs today’s uniform was blue suit, white shirt, blue tie with black shoes?

      • conniemd

        Apparently, their stylists never show them a colored shirt or colored pattern tie. All is funereal these days. My eyes die at the bland darkness of what these men are wearing, where they apparently think a white dress shirt is a “pop of color.”

    • homespunner

      Of all the black, white and navy on the rc lately, this is my fave.

    • JauntyJohn

      The suit is very well tailored though, and since so, so many seem incapable of getting that right, I am loving this.

      Also: Smolder much? Woof.

    • MarieLD

      He’s getting great reviews for The Glass Menagerie. If only Broadway were affordable…

      • alyce1213

        I just mentioned that without having read your comment. And they’re doing great business, which means there’s little-to-no chance of seeing it with discounted tix.

        • MarieLD

          [Total aside: Took my mom and teenage sons to see Book of Mormon this past summer. That was a mistake. It was lewd. Mom did not enjoy it.] But I would love to see this.

    • appliquer

      Very handsome – and the hair is so much better than it was this summer.

    • http://www.twitter.com/allforusophia AllForUSophia

      The hair is killing it though!

    • crash1212

      I can forgive a dull suit…actually I could forgive almost anything…on the strength of that smile in panel #2. He’s way cute.

    • Trickytrisha

      I don’t get sexy from him, ever. But.. hey! His pants aren’t too long!

    • Imasewsure

      He looks great… but I’m totally going to call him tomorrow about my 401K

    • DTLAFamilies

      Hottest cousin at the funeral, the one who gives you uncomfortable feelings you don’t want to have in front of a casket and 50 of your relatives.

      • Rand Ortega

        Genius.

      • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

        Even so, I’m going to act on those feelings back at the house later, when we’ve all had a couple of drinks. Because of “grief.”

    • Rand Ortega

      That skinny bitch is soooo FOIN!

    • jhedman

      What, no one else is bothered by the massive quantity of stubble?

      I have nothing against stubble, but if he’s going to wear a conventional suit like that, he should shave. He looks like a first year associate who pulled an all-nighter preparing appeals documents that have to be on the judge’s desk at 8AM, sharp. The standing-up hair fits right into that story, because clearly he’s frantic about something, even though his significant other brought him in a fresh change of clothes. Thankfully his Visine worked, so his eyes aren’t totally bloodshot, but no amount of Visine will erase those bags under his eyes.

      Sleep, shower, shave, Zach, that’s what you need… but nice outfit. Good luck on that appeal. ;)

      • Monabel

        Yes, me, I’m bothered.

      • MoHub

        I am. My first reaction was: “Either grow a real beard or shave it off; you just look unkempt like that.”

      • formerlyAnon

        I decided I was becoming tiresome on the topic of perma-stubble, so I didn’t comment. But you can pretty much assume that if there’s a perma-stubbled guy on a red carpet, I’m mildly bugged. There are exceptions, but not all that many.

    • Jennifer Graham

      awww he looks so nice! hey, Phillip Keene from Major Crimes is in town on his honeymoon with his husband. any chance you can find a pic of him somewhere?

      • demidaemon

        I forget who he plays. Can you remind me? I–sadly–only remember them by their character names.

        • Jennifer Graham

          Buzz the techie guy

          • demidaemon

            Thanks! That was what I thought, but I wasn’t sure.

    • demidaemon

      At least it’s not black.

      That’s all I’ve got.

    • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

      Only just noticed now that Zachary Quinto has the two least likely letters as his initials: ZQ. If I were Zachary Quinto, I would sign everything ZQ and everything I own would be monogrammed ZQ. I might even answer the phone “ZQ here!”

    • carnush

      He is looking FINE. Beautiful suit.

    • Clueless_Jock

      He looks perfect.

    • Annarosa

      no matter what he wears, ZQ is perfection

    • Violentcello

      But look at his face. Look at his cute little face!

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      He looks good – I don’t have any real problems with it.

    • KirFla

      Those eyebrows, that is a lot of look. Take notes Dan Ratcliffe.

    • Chase

      That little blue tie is just so . . . sad.

    • WendyD

      I just love him so much.

    • tixilyttik

      I have a silly I know and selfish reason for not caring for him that much that’s totally not his fault.
      I feel that he’s what the gays have been “allowed”. He’s “our” openly gay movie star.
      Good looking but not too good looking. Successful but not too successful. It’s like he somehow snuck into the gated community, but he lives in the smallest house.