And lo, came the day the Seventh Seal was broken. The Apocalypse is nigh. Fire from the heavens. Cats and dogs living together. Tilda’s wearing lipstick.
Tilda Swinton attends the premiere of “Only Lovers Left Alive” during the 2013 New York Film Festival in Haider Ackermann.
Haider Ackermann Spring 2014 Collection
Seriously, we’re a little freaked by her lips. It’s so not how we’re used to seeing her. The super-shiny face is an oddity too. That goes beyond perspiration. She looks like she was dipped in a vat of baby oil.
Sweetie, what’s this all about? What’s happening here? What are we looking at? Everything you’re wearing looks sad, cheap and ill-fitted. You’re sweaty. You’re wearing lipstick. You’re scaring us. We’re stocking up on dry goods and bullets as we speak, darling.