It’s a rainy, miserable day outside the windows of stately T Lo Manor. And the front page of the site looks like a fuckyeahcelebrityfuneral tumblr because almost everyone’s in black. What’s up with all the mopiness, universe? This is not what we ordered.
Color, please. And step on it.
The Hollywood Arms in Chelsea, London
That’ll do nicely. As will a drink. And one of those lovely pillows to sit on because it’s been a long day.
Tonight: Tim pretends to drive a car and at least one person’s dreams will be dashed upon the rocks of life. Discuss the possible outcomes.