Sofia Vergara at the “Modern Family” Fan Appreciation Day Event

Posted on October 29, 2013

Bitch is SERVING IT, we’ve gotta say.

 

Sofia Vergara attends “Modern Family” Fan Appreciation Day hosted by USA Network held at Westwood Village Theatre in Westwood, California.

We would have put her in something white for the top half, and we think the accessories are a tiny bit on-the-nose or expected (and matched to each other more than we prefer), but on a whole, she looks damn good.  Sure, she’s flirting with cameltoe but at least it’s only a mild flirtation and besides, we’re thrilled she’s not in a mermaid gown.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: WMTV/PacificCoastNews]

    • RussellH88

      This is certainly better than her usual Charo drag.

      • Nelliebelle1197

        Except her teeth are terrifying.

    • sagecreek

      I’m disappointed in her new RoomStore commercials (or is it Rooms To Go?) — so tacky, but I guess we all have to make the rent.

      • http://www.GiftedCollector.com/ The Gifted Collector

        Paying the rent is not her biggest problem. It was recently reported that she is the highest earning woman on TV.

        • KateShouldBeWorking

          Woman of color, over 30: I’ll take it. You work that American Dream, girl!

          • NinaBoo

            Over 40!

            • KateShouldBeWorking

              Over 40? My appreciation has 180ed into blinding envy.

          • Danielle

            Hear hear!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

      “Flirting With Cameltoe” sounds like a novel to me…

      • madscntst

        If it is, I’m betting it doesn’t have a happy ending.

      • ThaliaMenninger

        Not a band?

        • Shawn EH

          Maybe a Joan Jett album?

        • Danielle

          It is, it’s just underground. You probably have never heard of it.

      • kimmeister

        Or maybe a memoir from a celebrity stylist.

        • SugarSnap108

          I think you hit it. “Flirting With Cameltoe: Tales From the Trenches.” So to speak.

          • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

            An excerpt: “…with only one designer agreeing to work with my starlet and only two garments loaned, I had to make that Sophie’s Bullshit Choice – nude lace ice skating disaster or pleated jumpsuit. Why did my starlet have to have sticky fingers and a big, social media mouth? Also, why wasn’t Killian sexting me back? This night was shaping up to be the worst opening of a Millions of Milkshakes ever. And speaking of shaping, my starlet still insisted she didn’t need any Spanx…”

            • demidaemon

              I could see this getting published. That makes me alternately sad and elated. It’s a conundrum.

      • Vtg Fashion Library

        “Killing Me Softly With Cameltoe”.

      • Little_Olive

        Kim K’s unauthorized bio.

    • madscntst

      I’m a gay man, but that smile she flashes in the second picture makes me question my sexuality.

      • leahpapa

        I’m a straight woman, but those pants make me question my sexuality.

      • StellaZafella

        I’m a drag queen and she just got added to my list of Lesbian Fantasies.

        • VioletF.

          I’m bi and in love with all three of you. Four counting Ms. Vergara’s grin.

    • Donyelle

      To quote the great funk band, the Ohio Players “You’re a bad, bad missus. In those skin tight britches.”

      • Sarah

        To quote the equally great Commodores, she is a Brick House. And I dig her shoes.

        • Donyelle

          Those Valentinos never get old. I love them in the nude, pink and even mint

        • decormaven

          I would quote some BlowFly, but it’s NSFW. She is indeed resplendent in this outfit.

    • Faerie Nuff

      All I can think about is the squeaking sound those pants must make when she walks.

      • Tom Shea

        Not to worry, it’s drowned out by all the OOGAH car horns and screaming menfolk.

    • marlie

      Sofia looks great.

      See, if you’re going to go with an all-black/all-neutral look, do the world a favor and go with a bold lip color. That seriously ties the whole look together (I’m talking to you, Toni Collette and Michelle Trachtenberg).

    • alyce1213

      She’s so Sofia. The only thing I don’t love is the choppy hair color.

      • SugarSnap108

        Yep, I like everything but the hair. OK, and the thumb ring.

      • Vtg Fashion Library

        I want to cut about 8 inches off those extensions.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      “Thank you Mistress Sofia, may I have another?”

    • Nancer

      I never knew this was in her wheel house. But there it is. Love this!

    • Shawn EH

      That’s how you do statement shoes!

    • Imasewsure

      Don’t love the makeup but it’s probably fun for her to mix it up. This is the way to wear black and look fantastic too. Fun not funeral… yeah!!

    • thesevenendless

      Is it just me, or do her brows look like they need to be cleaned up a little bit?

      • Laura Renee

        Her eyebrows are non-traditionally full and she rocks it.

        • thesevenendless

          Oh no, I didn’t mean that they needed to be thinned or plucked (I love her full brows and her brow shape), just that it looked like she has some errant hairs around her arches and brows that needed to be cleaned up.

      • Kristin Grimes Standafer

        I love the full brows, but I feel like they are getting a bit too close to each other…

      • DTLAFamilies

        It’s not the fullness, it’s the color. Doesn’t work with the color of the hair on her head.

        • Tatiana Luján

          and it isn’t their real color (I know, I’ve seen her on TV for ages)

      • Sarah

        I wholeheartedly concur. They are dangerously close to unibrow territory and too dark as well. I adore a strong brow but she’s taking it a few millimeters too far in my humble opinion.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

        It looks like her MUA got a bit carried away with the brow-zings and brought the left one too far in and down.

    • ashtangajunkie

      I love this outfit. I want to look like Sofia Vergara. I’ll wear the damn mermaid gowns, if that’s what it takes. I want those pants.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      I like everything but the hair. A nice ponytail would’ve been so much better. I’m down with the brows, too. I think she’s going for the Brooke Shields/Ali McGraw bold brow.

      • Laura Renee

        I like her hair well enough, but oh MAN a ponytail would have been hot. Guh.

    • Kim Elmore

      I’m thinking she’s the one that dressed Julie Bowen!

    • Jessica Freeman

      I would have to agree with the Uncles that the black on black was not the best choice, but mama is working those pants!

    • formerlyAnon

      I like everything so much more than her usual presentation. Except the hair. Is that going to be a thing, now, trying to make your real hair look like questionable extensions?

      • marlie

        Are we sure that’s (all) her real hair and *not* questionable extensions?

        • formerlyAnon

          Not at all sure!

        • MilaXX

          She’s naturally blonde and has been lightening it up recently. I think it’s all hers.

          • formerlyAnon

            I’d believe it. She’s always had great hair.

      • alyce1213

        Her regular hair is so beautiful.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      I really do find her constant VA VA VA VOOM tiresome, but at least the slacks change it up a bit.

    • Jessica O’Connell

      Wow, she owns pants? Who knew!

    • Kent Roby

      Ariel has LEGS, y’all!

    • MilaXX

      Completely agree on the white top. Still she has a great smile and she looks great here.

    • Eric Stott

      Great to see something besides her boobies- way to go!

    • Tatiana Luján

      I think the amount of makeup she puts on her eyebrows is too much.
      I like everything she is wearing, but wish she’d worn another purse.

    • Miss WKS

      Her hair is AMAZING!

      • Monabel

        -but not in a good way.

    • LilyPad

      It’s nice to see her looking chic and glamorous. This is a really good look for her and even a little bit unexpected, but I agree that she could have worn a more interesting top. I really like the accessories personally, the studs add just the right amount of visual interest and edge.
      Something about her face seems a little off, like her foundation is a shade too light.

    • Dagney

      LOVE.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      She really looks cute when she abandons the Charo get ups.

    • steeg of their own

      Put down the extensions, girl. They look about 20 years older than your face. No really, your makeup looks like the Joker.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        I agree that the neck up is ruining everything else. It’s like scroll up fug. Not to say her face is fug (IT AIN’T) but hair and make are baaaaad.

    • cakecakecake

      Girl, your eyebrows are way too penciled in, gurl.

    • Lilak

      Mighty sleek . . . but the hair is bringing me down (don’t *make* me use the word “Wookie” ~ )

    • ThesisMonkey

      this Sophia is so much better than gowned Sofia

    • quiltrx

      She’s on my irrational hate list, mostly for being so one-note. At least it’s not all tits-n-hips. I like the clutch, anyway.
      But those extensions are SAD. They look like the hair we would trim off my cocker spaniel’s backside years ago.

    • Fannie Wolston

      Can’t see the jacket for the hair, the leather pants are amazing, must have zippers on the side…..

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      I love it, and I LOVE that it’s not a mermaid gown, too! She looks awesome!

    • Danielle

      I really have such a girl crush on Sofia. She’s a knockout and she’s hysterical. She can wear all the mermaid dresses she wants as long as she still has her sense of humor.

    • Michelle Gennari

      She is lovely… I do prefer her with dark hair. I don’t think these blonde highlights do her justice.