Well, this is all suddenly very depressing and anxiety-inducing. We are practically collapsing under the weight of all the questions we have.
Nicole Kidman (pictured with Jackie Chan) at the opening ceremony of the 2013 Huading Awards in Macao in a Prada gown.
Why does Nicole Kidman look like Lindsay Lohan all of a sudden? What apocalyptic, earth-off-its-axis catastrophe has occurred that resulted in this shocking turn of events? And when did she start dating Jackie Chan? Are we on some bizarro-earth? Some alternate timeline? Who’s the president here? Do you all take zeppelins to work?
Seriously, girl. That is the absolute worst look we’ve seen from you in ages. The very definition of Not Your Dress. Box this up, along with your lipstick and the person who did your hair, and send it all off to Miss Lindsay. It would be an improvement for you both.
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