• http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Ashley Greene, human fetch.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      OH MY GOD YOU ARE PERFECT. But now I have soda all over my screen, again.

  • blogless

    Very unflattering fit. And so much prettier as a brunette.

    • mlle

      I don’t understand women who are VISIBLY bottle blondes (exception for platinum blondes, since that falls under the “colours not found in nature” category). Isn’t the goal for it to look natural?

    • RoseJB

      Agreed. Blonde it not her colour.

      • Rhonda Shore

        Natural/shmatural…but Ashley’s much better as a brunette (as are Kate Moss and Julia Roberts).

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Bad dye job and bad nose job. Is she supposed to be pretty or something?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

    When I saw her last name and hair color, I thought her hair was green. Not a good combination for someone so genetically blessed in every way.

  • homofascist

    How punk rock.

    • decormaven

      Yes, embroidered flowers are the first thing I think of when I think of CBGB.

    • Heather

      I was confused b/c I thought they were opening a CBGB branch? franchise? in LA; didn’t realize it was a movie.

      In any case, terrible dress, for this or any other occasion. Very ‘I made it in Home Ec!’

  • sugarkane105

    Brown hair suits her so much better.

  • hughman

    Never mind the bullocks, here come the sheer, flower pistils!

    • decormaven

      I am an anemophilous…

  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    I think the dress would be better if she was still brunette. As it is, that neutral with the blonde just looks bland and boring.

  • cmb123

    This makes her look stumpy and short waisted. I also think it’s a little frou frou for a CBGB thing. Wrong dress, wrong event

  • KayEmWhy

    I don’t like the placement of that slit. Otherwise pretty dress on the wrong person with ugly shoes.

  • Erica_Vuitton

    Ugh that hair is AWFUL!! And could a pretty lace dress really be anything further from what CBGB was all about?

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    Don’t love it – the dress seems too tight and kinda standard, even sort of cheap with the wonky hem. The shoes are totally boring. She’s gorgeous – she can really wow when she wants to/tries… this just seems really lame and boring.

  • sagecreek

    Generic blonde will always look pretty, but she should have gone up a size. On her, it’s a boring dress…on the model, fitted correctly, it’s really quite lovely.

  • tereliz

    I really can’t stand her as a blonde. So much so that I didn’t even see her tablecloth dress or sillyputty hooves.

    Well, maybe a little… ;)

  • SylviaFowler

    Worst nose job ever. (Aside from Michael Jackson’s)

    • Kelly

      Love your user name.

      • SylviaFowler

        Thank you, darling!

  • MilaXX

    Washed out and dull looking

  • julnyes

    Bridal and hardly dressing for the theme. Additionally that hair color is not working.

  • Kelly

    Too short (the model’s length is much better) and too small and from a distance, the fabric looks flimsy and cheap. AND silly-putty shoes. AND over-processed, over-coiffed hair. I’m hating this on all levels.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    the dress looks tacky and cheap so it’s a perfect match to her hair…..

  • crash1212

    Go home. Try again. Nothing is working here.

  • Aidan B

    Girl, that is NOT your hair. It is totally distracting me from her outfit; I barely saw it.

  • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

    One of the most beautiful woman around, but….

    Her hair detracts from her perfect face. It’s scraggly with roots. I love this fabric, and it would be fabulous with black hair; even better with brown hair. The fit isn’t so good.

  • PastryGoddess

    Bless your heart girl. You do try so hard don’t you?

  • Monabel

    That dress is lame. Skimpy & amateurish.

  • sunflower

    The dress is blah. The hair is truly awful and adds 10+ years to her face

  • quiltrx

    For fuck’s sake dear…do you even know what CBGB was???? This is SO wrong for the event. And while I’m being critical, this version of the dress has really weird proportions. The model version is so much better.

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    zzzzzz……

  • Rachael

    Is it just me, or does her hair look like it’s made of plastic – a la Ken dolls of the 80s?

  • kathrineb

    She’s really sticking to the ‘girly’ theme isn’t she? I don’t like it. Darker hair would work much better here.

  • anotherkate

    She is the prettiest, but that shade of blond is doing her NO favors. The dress looks like a wedding cake decoration.

  • GreenTurtle

    Yuck. The fabric looks so cheap and dowdy in the close-ups.

  • allcapsERINN

    Can’t get past the bad nose job. :(