Allison Williams in Calvin Klein at the Marie Claire’s Power Women Lunch

Posted on October 31, 2013

We’ll give her the coat, which is gorgeous, but MAN does she dress like a middle-aged woman.

 

“Girls” star Allison Williams attends Marie Claire’s Power Women Lunch in New York City in Calvin Klein.

Not that there’s anything wrong with dressing like a middle-aged woman, so long as you do it with some style, but we’ll never not feel that dressing decades over your age is something of a mistake. Besides, this same outfit on a woman twice Allison’s age would still have us saying, “Honey, let’s find some way to freshen this look up a bit, mkay?” It’s bad enough she can’t seem to dress her age, but does she have to be so dull on top of it? If you want to look like a 50-year-old at 24, fine. But at least shoot for a fabulous 50-year-old.

Sweetie, you’re rich, famous, thin, pretty and young. The only guarantees in life are that at least two of those qualities aren’t going to last forever. Have some fun with your clothes. You’ll regret it later if you don’t.

 

 

 

 

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  • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

    FLOTUS would rock this. Although she would wear better pants and shoes.

    • Nicholas

      … but if she did, she would rock them.

    • tereliz

      Also a belt. Probably. That’s what my ESP is telling me.

    • Danielle

      EXACTLY my thoughts. Shelly O would look slammin’ in this coat.

  • melanie0866

    Coat + sandals = FAIL

    • AnneElliot

      My thought exactly!! Honey, if it’s cold enough for a coat, put on some fabulous boots.

    • not applicable

      Thank you!! A huge pet peeve!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOctocornNetwork International Model

    Future trophy wife. Again.

  • Adrianna Grężak

    Why? WHY? This looks like the corporate-work clothes my mom bought for me when I graduated college, along with nude panty hose. She really should’ve worn a skinny pant.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Are there any Kennedy’s left to marry? I feel like she’s gunning hard to be Mrs. Famous Politician.
    And honey, if you need that coat, I don’t need to see your toes.

    • alyce1213

      Well, Michael Skakel just got out. Eeeeuuuw — I can’t believe I wrote that.

      (He’s not really a Kennedy anyway.)

      • AnneElliot

        I think he’s on trial again. Ew.

  • hughman

    I thought she was going as Meredith Viera for Halloween.

    • Julie

      Ouch.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      cackle!!!!

    • RL McGruder

      *dead*

    • decormaven

      Bowing down to your observation. Most excellent!

  • JasmineAM

    So. Much. Blandness.

  • alyce1213

    Now’s the time to deploy navy blue — with that beautiful bright orange coat. White and frumpy? Why???

  • jjjoy

    she looks like a politician’s wife. i’ve seen some cool girls in their mid-20s rock this kind of tailored look Allison is trying to go for, but it requires more attitude and some sexiness. allison has neither.

    • alyce1213

      I think she’s sexy, in a Seven Sisters Colleges kind of way.

    • tereliz

      I think it requires a hint of edge, like spiky bracelets or skull stud earrings and BAMF shoes. Search for the NYFW day four post (Williams at DVF). Accessories and shoes like those would have made a world of difference here, but she seems to default to boring black or putty pumps. Which might have been a step up from the sandals she’s wearing.

  • MilaXX

    You could paste Nina Garcia’s head on this entire look and the only comment it would garner is, “Nina looks lovely in that.”
    Man, this chick is dull.

  • anneland

    Sure… it’s not fabulous. But I don’t think she is going to look back and regret looking lovely in a simple, clean way in her 20′s.

  • RussellH88

    Orange is the New Zzzzzzzz….

  • Qitkat

    Sheesh, am I the only one who was wondering when we would get the TLounge? Brain fart. And I don’t even care that much about the All Stars. I guess I’m just so used to it to hang out and dish about our week.

    This seems to have been coat week here. It’s a pretty color.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Yeah, I miss the Thursday lounge, but the newly opened Weekend TLounge was pretty alright. I enjoyed being able to pop in all weekend and see new comments and feeling like the floor was open for whatever.

      • Sarah

        Yeah, only thing was that I don’t check much over the weekend because I’m not usually working, and TLo is my favorite way to waste taxpayer money. On my own time, I usually don’t go online much. (I’m too busy getting my various vices on.) I didn’t even see that the uncles opened TLounge last Friday until Monday morning. I will be more vigilant this week, but I was hoping we’d get a little “this is what the guest judge is wearing” post or something tonight. Oh well, I’ll reserve my comments on tonight’s jackassery for tomorrow.

  • pattyw

    As someone who, I guess, qualifies as “middle age,” I take offense. I wouldn’t wear a single item she has on.

    • LJCdoc

      Ditto. She could have stolen those pants from my mother, who is a whole person who can drink past middle age.

    • MoHub

      I’d wear that, but just to knock around in and certainly not for an event.

  • steeg of their own

    The coat is not gorgeous, it is gross. It’s a pretty color, but it makes her look like a barge.

    • AmeliaEve

      The straight cut through the torso is bad enough, but the bulky sleeves are just horrible.

  • crash1212

    That outfit without the pants she chose to wear but WITH a pair of skinny cigarette pants would be kick ass. Love the coat.

  • BPlease

    I feel she should ship this look off to Lee Radziwill or Deeda Blair or Carmen Dell’Orefice — I can’t imagine a fiftysomething like Angela Bassett or Michelle Pfeiffer wanting this look, as it’s too aging!

  • Caitlin

    Navy blue cigarette pants, kickass leopard heels. Still that simple clean look she likes, with some personality

  • ikillplants

    Not loving the new hair, either.

  • cocohall

    Surely there is a middle ground between Miley and Matronly? We don’t need to see star pasties on your nipples, but doll, you are never going to be this young and perky again. Enjoy it a little.

  • quiltrx

    I’ll say it again–these events should pre-tell the RC’ers what color the backdrop is. With the coat off she almost literally disappears.

  • sarah

    I should be the middle aged woman in that coat.

  • Cognitive.Dissonance

    Allison’s mom should invest Ina bio-metric lock for her closet.

  • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

    she looks like a girl who has totally bought into her parents’ world. charity league and all that. myself, i ran the opposite direction as fast as i could.

  • Tatiana Luján

    Those pants and those shoes are ugly.

  • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

    This is definitely something I’d wear as a 50-y-o woman, but I’d add some jewellery.

  • Hannah

    obviously this isn’t well tailored and she doesn’t really have the sass or the style to pull this off completely but a simple look isn’t necessarily boring. she’s a beautiful girl and she seems to like clean lines and have a minimalist aesthetic. honestly i think it’s refreshing. this doesn’t read middle-aged to me. i’m not saying i’ve loved everything she’s ever worn but her choices tend to be a nice change from the froofy, complicated crap that most celebrities wear. not every look needs a pop of color in the shoe or tighter pants or a different colored top or whatever. i agree with most of your opinions but i’m seeing kind of a theme of declaring anything that’s minimal to be boring.

    • kategs

      I have to agree. Clean simple elegant lines are not automatically middle aged or boring.

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    What you guys said. And again? Jewelry?

  • RedRaven617

    My first thought was “I could rock that look!” 2nd was the realization that I’m 55 and she’s not. No sweetie, just no.

  • tereliz

    You can see her feet sticking out of her trousers. So she’s got that going for her.

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    I like the minimalism of the look. Maybe it’s a bit old for her, but the outfit has an elegant spareness to which I respond very positively.
    Don’t like the sandals.

  • RoseJB

    I’m a twenty-something who dresses like a forty-something. I thought it was chic :(

  • Sara Brams-Miller

    Cropped skinny pants and some fun jewelry and this would be AWESOME

  • Eve

    Holy shit, where can i buy this coat?

  • sagecreek

    If you’re going to wear a coat, maybe ditch the sandals, and vice versa.

  • MannahattaMamma

    Plus hem your pants or wear taller shoes.

  • Madeline Zappala

    It’s so funny because although here she comes off as so conservative and very similar to her character on Girls, she often guest stars in this podcast I listen to ( jake and amir’s if I were you show) and she is extremely funny and not at all conservative seeming.