Sarah Jessica Parker in Prabal Gurung and Olivier Theyskins at the New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala

Posted on September 20, 2013

Yo, be careful what you say about SJP’s dress. Girl is sporting brass knuckles tonight. She’s not fucking around.

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala in a top by Prabal Gurung  and skirt by Olivier Theyskins paired with Manolo Blahnik shoes, and  Fallon and Fred Leighton jewelry.

We wanted to like it. From far away it looks pretty. But as soon as you get in, it looks like her entire torso is collapsing in on itself.

Besides, pink and white satin? With a ponytail? That’s awfully … girlish, wouldn’t you say? And why would anyone want a gown designed to look like your bra’s showing?

That shit on her hand is just dumb. Come on now, girl. You won’t be inventing new ways to wear jewelry tonight.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com]

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