Salma Hayek at the Balenciaga Fashion Show in Paris

Posted on September 27, 2013

Salma, sweetie, sometimes you need to step away from the buffet when your plate is full, if you know what we mean.

 

Salma Hayek arrives at the Balenciaga fashion show during Paris Fashion Week.

In other words, just because you can get it all for free doesn’t mean you have to wear it all at the same time, dear.

You look like you’re guest-starring on Absolutely Fabulous. Some – not us, mind you – might even say those sunglasses kind of make you look like an asshole, dear. You need to rethink your approach here. And if sugar daddy makes an issue of it, tell him it’s bored handjobs from now until Christmas Eve.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews.com]

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