Hit it, bitches! It’s our last full day here and before we head out for some MAJOR FASHIONATIN’ we thought we’d take a moment to tell total strangers what they’re getting wrong. There’s really no better way to start the day.
Carolina Herrera Spring 2014 Show
The color blocking on that blouse looks unfortunate. Can’t really judge the lower half. Hair looks great, though.
Oy. Couldabin a cute dress, but the sleeves and neckline take it straight to Rose Nylund-ville. Or St. Olaf, as the case may be.
Serving Fabulous Fashion Bitch.
Dita Von Teese
Girl, That’s Not Your Look.
Molly Sims, Nina Garcia
Pretty. Nina clearly approves.
Donan Karan Spring 2014 Show
Also pretty, but a belt would’ve been nice.
Goldie Hawn, Marisa Berenson
While walking down the sidewalk outside after the show, we heard a VERY familiar voice behind us say “I’m leaving the Donna Karan show now…” and turned around to find ourself face to (sunglass-and-hair-covered) face with Miss Goldie herself, who’s just so very Goldie in every way that it’s a little surreal. Certain celebrities are like monuments and when you encounter them like that, it’s like unexpectedly stumbling across the Eiffel Tower or The Statue of Liberty. You’re a little discombobulated.
Also: we don’t believe there was anyone on the other end of that phone she was talking into. Just an impression. How else are you going to keep the hundreds of people milling about from bothering you?
Marisa will always be referred to by us as “Der plegma. Dat comes in der tubes.” Look it up, youngsters.
Kaufmanfranco Spring 2014 Show
Serving up dominatrix realness, all three.
Pamella Roland Spring 2014 Show
Katie Cassidy, Perrey Reeves
Okay, having seen her all week, we’re calling it: Katie wears too much makeup. It doesn’t look right in pictures or in person. Time to have a talk with your people, girl.
Otherwise, they both look great.
Reem Acra Spring 2014 Show
Kerry Rhodes, Hofit Golan
We canNOT with that bod.
Apparently there’s a girl somewhere in this picture. Let us know if you find her.
A little on the juvenile side.
Anthony Kiedis, Helena Vestergaard
Boy, that is NOT YOUR HAIR.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]
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