The fashion train keeps chugging along, picking up Fashion Bitches and dropping them off, darlings. Let’s survey the landscape and render opinions.
Alexander Wang Spring 2014 Show
She’s Courtney, dammit. This is as good as it gets.
A for Effort, but we’re not loving the dress or the shoes.
Keeping it basic.
Altuzarra Spring 2014 Show
Keeping it basic, Pt. 2.
Keeping it batshit.
Never change, Rachel.
Christian Siriano Spring 2014 Show
This is cute.
Selma Blair, Amanda de Cadenetatt, Leigh Lezark
Selma Blair, Amanda de Cadenetatt, Leigh Lezark, Lindsey Gort
SERIOUS Fashion Bitch. She was almost totally unrecognizable with all the eye makeup. She looked great, though. That venue was hot as hell, so her leather dress and lack of fainting impressed us.
Hervé Léger by Max Azria Spring 2014 Show
Great dress; horrible shoes.
Serving Fashion Bitch with a little bit of Marilyn. Apparently her security detail got a tiny bit out of hand.
Monique Lhhuillier Spring 2014 Show
Maggie Grace, Jenna Malone, Ashley Madekwe, Emmy Rossum, Stacy Keibler
Ashley Madekwe, Monique Lhuillier, Stacy Keibler
Not loving Ashley’s dress here.
Emmy Rossum, Stacy Keibler
Love both looks. Emmy’s green dress was stunning in person. The ladies keep bringing their A game.
Maggie Grace, Rose McGowan
Love both these looks too.
Prabal Gurung Spring 2014
Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet
And how crazy is it that we once again love Zosia’s look? Face it, world. She’s been trolling us. Allison is serving up exactly what she always does, but she looks cute.
Serving FIERCE-AS-SHIT Fashion Bitch, peasants.
Tibi Spring 2014 Show
And finally, the biggest Fashion Bitch of them all…
We shrieked like little fangurls when we saw her. Of all the celebrities we’ve seen, met, or literally bumped into at Fashion Week, Grumpy Cat was the only one who made us lose our shit. And she’s freaking adorable. We didn’t ask to hold her like some people did, but it’s really hard fighting the urge to automatically reach out for her when you see her. “Grumpy Cat! GIMME!”
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