New York Fashion Week Spring 2014 Front Row: Day 2
The fashion road goes ever on, darlings. Let’s judge the people we meet along the way, shall we?
ELLE Fashion | Next Spring 2014 Show
Joe Zee and Ashley Madekwe
This is one of our favorite events every Fashion Week, featuring designs from fashion students representing schools all over the country, personally selected by a panel of judges from Elle and Maybelline. Ashley was one of the judges this year. She looks gorgeous in this picture, but she literally glowed in person. Can’t-take-your-eyes-off-her beautiful.
Jason Wu Spring 2014 Show
If it was a little looser on her and it didn’t have that sheer part, we’d love it. It’s borderline cartoon-y, which isn’t a look she can pull off.
This is such a perfect Fashion Bitch look.
Nautica Spring 2014 Show
Colin Egglesfield and Kerry Rhodes
Ah, the Nautica show. Or as we like to call it, “Hooters for the gay men in the fashion industry.” It’s wall-to-wall guy candy, both in the seats and walking the runway. That’s us, directly behind them, trying to look cool.
Kerry Rhodes has a freaking amazing body and his skin is gorgeous up close.
Andrea Boehlke and Josh Henderson
Josh Henderson and Colin Egglesfield
It’s funny how they’re both so blandly good-looking in pictures that they pretty much look alike, but that’s not how they come across in person. Josh is downright delicate-featured, which surprised us. Very good-looking, but in a much more refined way than he comes across in pictures. Love his look here, even if it was way too hot for a sweater.
Nicole Miller Spring 2014 Show
Again, that’s us, right behind these ladies. As soon as Bella took her seat, we whispered to each other the exact same thing we’ve said every time we featured a red carpet picture of her: “She dresses WAY too old for her age.” Yes, live, real-time T Lo bitchery, inches away from our subjects. Life on the edge, darlings.
She’s very pretty, though. But she dresses like a 35-year-old. If you don’t feel like running off to google her age, SHE’S FIFTEEN.
We chatted with her hairstylist, who sat right next to Lorenzo. It’s a shame you can’t see it, because the back of her head had the most amazing horizontal braid.
This was even more awkward in person than it is in pictures. Like a frumpy pre-schooler’s outfit.
Noon By Noor Spring 2014 Show
Oh, Solange. Never change, honey.
Rebecca Minkoff Spring 2014 Show
Christa B. Allen
Surprisingly frumpy. She’s better than this.
CRAZY super cute. We don’t love the bag or the shoes, but the pants and top are awesome.
ALSO cute! Ladies! What’s THAT all about? Give us something to work with here.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTERY? WHY CAN’T YOU DRESS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, ZOSIA? WHY MUST YOU MAKE US SUFFER WHEN YOU CAN LOOK LIKE THIS?
Seriously, this is a Personal Best.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]