Yes, it’s Fashion Week once again, darlings! That magical time when fashion editors are treated like celebrities and actual celebrities are treated like cattle! Come with us as we watch them all attempt to pose for pictures in a sweaty, frantic tent full of bitterness, regret, and old grudges!
Hit it, fashion people!
BCBG Max Azria Spring 2014 Show
Girl, that is entirely too much lace. Nothing matches.
Even the Heidster opted for pants in this crowd. Her micro-minis don’t work well for the front row.
Cute. A little overwrought.
Cara Santana and Jesse Metcalfe
Costello Tagliapietra Spring 2014 Show
A-FUCKING-DORABLE. Robert Downey, Jr: THIS is how you pair sneakers with a suit.
Desigual Spring 2014 Show
LUV HUH. She and Alan Cummings should get together and compare footwear.
Nicholas K Spring 2014 Show
Richard Chai LOVE Spring 2014 Show
SUPER cute, but probably trying a bit hard. Talk to Alan Cumming, kid.
Tadashi Shoji Spring 2014 Show
That’s a lot of boob for Fashion Week, girl.
Patina Miller, Amber Riley and J. Alexander
We wish they’d sat us in that section.
A little grownup for a teen star.
Great color on her.
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