Anything called the “Style Awards” without us on the guest list is surely a somewhat suspect affair, no? But we’ll be magnanimous anyway. It’s in our nature.
“Mad Men” star Jessica Paré attends the 2013 Style Awards during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014 at Lincoln Center in New York City in an Altuzarra dress.
Altuzarra Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Chiharu Okunugi
Alrighty, then. “Soft” was not on the menu tonight. A lady who picks this look doesn’t give a shit if she scares off boys. She welcomes it, in fact. We think the dress is pretty amazing, even if it does kind of look like something Bluto’s girlfriend would wear to have a fistfight with Olive Oyl. But since the dress has some severity to it, we think she should’ve toned down her other choices. Hair’s too slick, shoes too pointy, lips too red, girl.
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