Jennifer Aniston in Vivienne Westwood at the Life of Crime Premiere

Posted on September 16, 2013

Jen. You make things so very hard for us, girl. We say, “Ditch the sequined bathtowels! Wear something with a little shape to it!” “Go for color!” “Wear shoes that cover most of your foot, just to shake things up a bit!” And what do you do? EVERYTHING WE ASKED FOR. And what are we about to do in response? BITCH.

 

Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of “Life of Crime” during the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival in a Vivienne Westwood dress paired with Vivienne Westwood shoes and Pandora Jewelry.

Oh dear.

Honestly, the more we look at the dress, the more we like it for her. The problem is with the hem and with the somewhat stiff and uncomfortable way she’s standing because she’s clearly not used to wearing a dress with a little infrastructure to it. Get that thing hemmed and learn to pose in it and it could be a winner. Granted, we wouldn’t have chosen that eye-matchy blue, mainly because she has a history of wearing outfits that match her skin and hair. It’s like she’s desperate to avoid any color not already found on her body. Personally, we’d love to see her try a deep red or purple sometime.

The shoes are tragic. Too big and clunky for a dress that’s already got enough going on, shape-wise. A more delicate pump in a less Jennifer Aniston’s-skin kinda color (even black or metallic would’ve worked better) would be our advice.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com]

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