Daniel Craig in New York City

Posted on September 17, 2013

Damn you, Daniel Craig.

Daniel Craig heads to the gym in New York City.

Damn you to HELL for looking like that on your way to the gym. Even with the shitty hair and shitty hat; even with the ratty whiskers; even as you’re apparently in the middle of doing the New York Times crossword puzzle as you walk down the street, you still look better than anyone else we know on their way to the gym.

Of course we picked the least flattering picture of you we could find. We’re bitches that way. Truth be told, we’re just jealous of the bag and shoes.




[Photo Credit: Elder Ordonez/INFphoto.com]

    • princessricky

      yummy. but wth is up with that mullet???

      • YoungSally

        Might be part of the role he is working on for B’way….not that they don’t have perfectly decent wigs available.

        • gabbilevy

          I saw the original cast of Spring Awakening (amazing how many of those kids are legitimately famous now) and they all had hilariously bad haircuts that looked even worse when they left the theater after the show. For guys anyway, it must just be easier to go with their real hair. Wigs suck.

          • YoungSally

            I have a friend who builds costumes for Bway and the opera and she points out that (at least for women) – wigs are a lot easier than torturing your hair every night…but again, how much torture does a mullet need to look good?

      • kim bunchalastnames

        can we be sure it’s a mullet? maybe his hair was still wet from his shower, as i would be, and he just combed it all back under his cap. LET IT BE SO.

    • Chuck Barthelme

      Seriously. Icky mullet is icky. If that’s not for a role he has some serious ‘splaining to do.

      • kimmeister

        Maybe his barber died two months ago?

    • TheRealAndra

      He looks like a deranged postman.

      • http://wikeslongtrail.blogspot.com/ latenac

        I was just about to post that. Well played! It’s really the sweater that makes the postman look.

        • barbarienne

          I think the hat and large bag are adding a fair amount of postman, too. Google image search for “USPS carrier.” It’s uncanny.

          • unbornfawn

            Me too. All I saw was the mailman when I saw this picture.

      • d4divine

        I have never seen a mailman who looks that good…I mean…the man looks better, from the neck down, than most men on their way to work…quality of shoe and bag is impeccable.

      • Spicytomato1

        Ha! Yes. I can totally relate, having recently found out that the other delivery guys in my neighborhood have nicknamed our postal carrier “The Serial Killer.”

      • Scott Fitler

        Yes but I would still let him ring twice at my door.

      • kolokOlchik

        I just posted the same

    • Pennymac

      Strong postman vibe here. Hey, Daniel, wanna play post office? How about doctor? Just sayin…….

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    • jspark

      Is that a Carhart hat?

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        I believe it is.

    • Rand Ortega

      It’s my mailman. Hi Jimmy! What’d ya bring me today?

      • Ava Lehra

        I’ll take that delivery!

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      What an unweisz choice in hats.

    • Jaeda Laurez

      Funny what a little hair can do. Shape up the back, and he’s back to being his regular hot, well put together self.

      As an aside- went to the TIFF Lightbox Bond exhibit, and felt a pang of sadness, as I noted his blue swim boy shorts(you know the ones)…were smaller than Halle Berry’s orange bikini bottoms. Positively miniscule compared to Connery’s blue trunks

      • Mismarker

        I saw those little blue shorts at an exhibit in London last summer and had exactly the same thought. He must be positively tiny. And, yes, I do mean it that way. And the other way.

    • Julia

      It’s like they photoshopped the hat/hair from the Dirty Jobs guy onto Daniel Craig’s body

      • Shawn EH

        Well, Mike Rowe is pretty hot himself. And nearly as well-built.

    • The Versatile Chef

      Mullet. No.

    • decormaven

      But he’s doing a great shot of his watch! Star points for that. And that is some seriously fine footwear.

    • muelonil

      I know it’s already been said that he looks like a postman, but this also made me think about that long ago Project Runway challenge when they redesigned the postal uniform…wouldn’t this have been a good entry? (And if the model had been Daniel Craig that would have been a bonus, of course).

      • Monabel

        I LOVED that episode! Interesting in a way that none other has been.

    • Rebecca Jay

      Even though he looks annoyed with the camera, and therefore with me, this picture still makes me….. just happy :)

    • crash1212

      I see you only chose the “mouth breather” pictures. Nicely done boys!

      • kimmeister

        You can also see the dark circles under his eyes in every shot. Poor guy looks exhausted.

    • Imasewsure

      I love stalking with my dear uncles and bitter kitten cousins!

    • formerlyAnon

      The only comfort is that he hasn’t yet cracked 50. It’s still within human capabilities, albeit hard working, well maintained and genetically blessed capabilities, to look this good mid-40s. When he’s still pulling this off at 55 I’m gonna be pissed.

      Also, I’m not judging the hair until I see it better, though with the retreating hairline in the front it’s unlikely that longer is the way to go.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      That is the head of a trucker/serial killer. Scary scowl included.

    • Amenaneri

      Damn, is this ever a good-looking man….even grunged out. I just rewatched Skyfall–he fills out a suit like no other. The best scene EVER is when he comes leaping through the ripped-off roof of the train, then shoots his cuffs. Yummmmmmmmmy.

    • Getoverit

      His perpetual duck-face mouth is not as obvious in these pictures.

    • WendyD

      Love him wearing anything or nothing.

    • MilaXX

      He looks like a sexy mail man.

    • suzinrva

      I thought it was a mailman!

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      The thumbnail made me think, has Russell Crowe lost weight? And then I find out it’s Daniel Craig. Now I am out of ice cream.

      • valerie747

        I look forward to your comments.

    • Jacquelyn

      Someone needs to shave.

    • e jerry powell

      I am WHIMPERING. Sexy on the loose like that.

    • PastryGoddess

      He should walk around with his own hazard sign floating in the air in front of him.

    • d4divine

      He looks scruffy and fabulous!

    • ShaoLinKitten

      Unrecognizable in that last pic. I wouldn’t look twice at him… and oh, what I would have missed!

    • frumpybiscuits

      His belt is coming undone. His belt is coming undone!! There is a photo somewhere of his pants falling down right?

    • gurl boy

      And WHAT gym would that be?

    • savicevic

      Uh, he looks like a mailman.

    • purpleprose78

      Carhartt cap, I think…I’m pretty sure my brother has one just like it. Granted he doesn’t sport a mullet with his.

    • valerie747

      Manly man, oh man!

    • Shawn EH

      And the watch. Be jealous of the watch.

    • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

      I’ll be in my bunk.

    • guest2visits

      1st thought – mailman. 2nd thought; hope he’s on my route!

    • kolokOlchik

      He looks like a mailman