Carrie Underwood as Maria in The Sound of Music

Posted on September 17, 2013

Oh, sweet Jesus on a breadstick…

 

That abbey had one hell of a dental plan and a surplus of peroxide, apparently. The cast:

Carrie Underwood as Maria von Trapp
Stephen Moyer as Captain Georg von Trapp
Audra McDonald as Mother Abbess
Laura Benanti as Elsa Schrader
Christian Borle as Max Detweiler

…and MILEY CYRUS! As Liesl, the slutty Von Trapp!

Special Appearance By… HARRY STYLES as Rolf, the dimwitted Nazi!

We will live-tweet the FUCK out of this one, you guys. Here are our SoM-bitchery bona fides to prove our commitment:

Musical Monday: The Sound of Music, Part 1 and Part 2.
 

 

[Photo Credit: NBC]

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