Darlings, could this place be any more charmingly, ridiculously English?
Mr. Fogg’s, London
Pip, pip. Cheerio. Grab a seat. They all look comfy.
Nina Garcia, guest judge Allison Williams, Zac Posen and Heidi Klum
The only interest we have in Allison as a judge is to find out once and for all if she’s pretentious or she knows her shit. We’re taking bets on “pretentious.”
Tim Gunn and Seona Skwara, Head of Activation for Resource Natural Spring Water
Oh, for fuck’s sake. Spring water. Another episode of Product Runway. Are we going to have to hear a ton of bullshit about how refreshing water is? Because we may need airsickness bags if that’s the case.
This is not fashion design.
There is no creativity, technical skill, or problem-solving to be found here.
This is not fabulous.
And apparently, someone gets decapitated or something.
Drink, kittens. Drink now.
[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke for Lifetime, esquire.co.uk - Video Credit: Lifetime]