Reese Witherspoon in Brentwood

Posted on August 28, 2013

It’s been a while since we’ve checked in on Miss Reese’s Sidewalk ’13 Tour, but it seems to us she’s winding it down now; making fewer appearances and looking not quite so desperate for love and attention as before.

And you know why? Because she won. And you know why she won?

Reese Witherspoon leaves a nail salon and heads home in Brentwood, California carrying a Céline bag.

Céline Bag

Because that bitch is a fucking pro. Look at that last shot. Serving up hair, bag, ass, attitude and shoes all at the same time, while not even acknowledging that people with cameras even exist in her world. This has officially stopped being a Sidewalk Tour and just turned into a victory lap. This is the triumphant final shot in a rom-com montage about empowerment through accessorizing.

We used to hate her but now we think we’re falling a little in love with her. Be our next gay icon, Reese. Give us the bitchface we deserve. A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Pablo/Stoianov/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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